TECHNOLOGY-DRIVEN EVILS QUARTET!'SINS OF SOCIAL MEDIA' DOUBLE FEATURE42: Aaron Sorkin's THE SOCIAL RECKONING (2026, AMC PRIME)Scariest movie of 2021... five years later!ORJeremy Strong-as-Zuckerberg, perfect "Halloween" movie mask replacement.
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43: APPOFENIACS* ('26, THEATER) *[It'd really help if you read the definition of what the term 'apopheniac' means]Reckless deepfake pranks trigger "Pulp Fiction"-esque debauchery.ORSean Gunn minus James' involvement equals 💩.ORTarantino-like bloodbaths, now with anime/cosplay weaponry.
ALIEN-POSSESSED KILLER MACHINERY TWOFER44: Jamie Lee Curtis, William Baldwin and Donald Sutherland in VIRUS (1999, CINEPLEX)$75 million "Hardware"-meets-"GhostShip" pratical/gore effects' extravaganza.ORBody horror that'd make David Cronenberg blush.OR"Deep Blue Sea" stole year's cheese quota.
45: SUPER HYBRID (2010, TUBI)PG-13, Chicago-set, "Transformers"-meets-"P2" punches above its weight.ORWhy is fire every tentacled alien's Kryptonite?ORWorth seeing for excellent cinematography/driving stunts.
Bubba Ho Tep (2002)Mummies in cowboy boots? Here you go!
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)Both monsters eclipsed by village's wine song.
Carrie (2026)Terrific and scary update. Flanagan is king.
Overlord (2018)Remember when America fought against the nazis.
Night of the Creeps (1986)Zombie frat boys? Wouldn't that be safer?
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 37-39 (1990-91) Another murder plot… random Tom Hanks cameo!?!
The Amityville Curse (1990)It's a fixer upper, kill em’ all'r
WITCHCRAFT (1964)What could this film possibly be about?
The Thing (1982)Traveling by string tentacles looks very convenient
The Black String (2018)I'd prefer Lace. And Blood. And Bava.
Army of Darkness (1992)"Slapdash trash Ash" smash "brash Ash"? Balderdash!
The Cabin in the Woods (2011)Modern Scooby Gang Makes Meta Monster Mash
The Fourth Kind (2009)The desire to move to Alaska? Gone.
Buddy (2026)This accurately depicts how watching Barney felt.
Possession (1981, first time watching)What the fuck did I just watch?
The end of a relationship
MONSTERS (2010) dir. Gareth EdwardsBetter title: Just a Couple of Monsters
Bride of Chucky Maybe resurrecting Chucky isn’t a good idea.
Lokis: A Manuscript of Professor Wittembach (1970, dir. Janusz Majewski)It's folk horror. 90% folk, 10% horror.
FRIDAY THE 13TH (1980) When Mrs. Voorhees does a Voor-heel turn.
Wuthering Heights: The House of the Damned (2026):Guess I owe Emerald Fennell an apology.
Saw (2004)Cut off your foot... As you wish(Somebody must have done this one before)
Evil Dead Burn (2026)Oui Oui Oui, I am so extreme
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2 (1981) The bag, sure. But also blue plaid.
I am a Ghost (2012, dir. HP Mendoza)Possible to be MORE confused each rewatch?
The Strangers: Chapter 2 (2025)Sent that boar off like Aunt Gladys.
Chopping Mall (1987)Death not early enough for gum chewer
Buddy (2026)What in the actual acid flashback fuck?
Mad God (2021)I'm so confused AND sad right now.
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART III (1982) Let’s give this movie a hand… stand.
Other Mommy (2026)Wish I watched like any other movie
Session 9 (2001)Asylum Jack Torrences a guy so fast.
Don't Look Now (1973)Venice slowly seduces, confuses, unsettles, entrances, entertains.
A CURE FOR WELLNESS (2016)What happens when the patients stop paying?
Mārama (2025; Dir. Toa Stappard) Revenge is satisfying in a fancy dress.
Dawn of the Dead(2004 Dir Zack Snyder)Good movie. Great fucking opening. Killer ending.
Ring (1998)Verbinski said: “What if this, but green?”
Fright Night (2011)What a bizarre end credits song choiceOrNeeded Farrel v cameo Sarandon charisma battleFright Night (1985)Good God that night club sweater cuckingOrRoddy McDowell one the of best ever?
Review count for day 13: 43Review total after day 13: 649
Thanks for taking the time to recount and adjust the review tallies, Mikko. That's why you're the GOAT of SMM. 🤠🥰
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ReplyDelete'SINS OF SOCIAL MEDIA' DOUBLE FEATURE
42: Aaron Sorkin's THE SOCIAL RECKONING (2026, AMC PRIME)
Scariest movie of 2021... five years later!
OR
Jeremy Strong-as-Zuckerberg, perfect "Halloween" movie mask replacement.
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ReplyDelete43: APPOFENIACS* ('26, THEATER) *[It'd really help if you read the definition of what the term 'apopheniac' means]
DeleteReckless deepfake pranks trigger "Pulp Fiction"-esque debauchery.
OR
Sean Gunn minus James' involvement equals 💩.
OR
Tarantino-like bloodbaths, now with anime/cosplay weaponry.
ALIEN-POSSESSED KILLER MACHINERY TWOFER
ReplyDelete44: Jamie Lee Curtis, William Baldwin and Donald Sutherland in VIRUS (1999, CINEPLEX)
$75 million "Hardware"-meets-"GhostShip" pratical/gore effects' extravaganza.
OR
Body horror that'd make David Cronenberg blush.
OR
"Deep Blue Sea" stole year's cheese quota.
45: SUPER HYBRID (2010, TUBI)
ReplyDeletePG-13, Chicago-set, "Transformers"-meets-"P2" punches above its weight.
OR
Why is fire every tentacled alien's Kryptonite?
OR
Worth seeing for excellent cinematography/driving stunts.
Bubba Ho Tep (2002)
ReplyDeleteMummies in cowboy boots? Here you go!
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)
ReplyDeleteBoth monsters eclipsed by village's wine song.
Carrie (2026)
ReplyDeleteTerrific and scary update. Flanagan is king.
Overlord (2018)
ReplyDeleteRemember when America fought against the nazis.
Night of the Creeps (1986)
ReplyDeleteZombie frat boys? Wouldn't that be safer?
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 37-39 (1990-91)
ReplyDeleteAnother murder plot… random Tom Hanks cameo!?!
The Amityville Curse (1990)
ReplyDeleteIt's a fixer upper, kill em’ all'r
WITCHCRAFT (1964)
ReplyDeleteWhat could this film possibly be about?
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteTraveling by string tentacles looks very convenient
The Black String (2018)
ReplyDeleteI'd prefer Lace. And Blood. And Bava.
Army of Darkness (1992)
ReplyDelete"Slapdash trash Ash" smash "brash Ash"? Balderdash!
The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
ReplyDeleteModern Scooby Gang Makes Meta Monster Mash
The Fourth Kind (2009)
ReplyDeleteThe desire to move to Alaska? Gone.
Buddy (2026)
ReplyDeleteThis accurately depicts how watching Barney felt.
Possession (1981, first time watching)
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck did I just watch?
The end of a relationship
DeleteMONSTERS (2010) dir. Gareth Edwards
ReplyDeleteBetter title: Just a Couple of Monsters
Bride of Chucky
ReplyDeleteMaybe resurrecting Chucky isn’t a good idea.
Lokis: A Manuscript of Professor Wittembach (1970, dir. Janusz Majewski)
ReplyDeleteIt's folk horror. 90% folk, 10% horror.
FRIDAY THE 13TH (1980)
ReplyDeleteWhen Mrs. Voorhees does a Voor-heel turn.
Wuthering Heights: The House of the Damned (2026):
ReplyDeleteGuess I owe Emerald Fennell an apology.
Saw (2004)
ReplyDeleteCut off your foot... As you wish
(Somebody must have done this one before)
Evil Dead Burn (2026)
ReplyDeleteOui Oui Oui, I am so extreme
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2 (1981)
ReplyDeleteThe bag, sure. But also blue plaid.
I am a Ghost (2012, dir. HP Mendoza)
ReplyDeletePossible to be MORE confused each rewatch?
The Strangers: Chapter 2 (2025)
ReplyDeleteSent that boar off like Aunt Gladys.
Chopping Mall (1987)
ReplyDeleteDeath not early enough for gum chewer
Buddy (2026)
ReplyDeleteWhat in the actual acid flashback fuck?
Mad God (2021)
ReplyDeleteI'm so confused AND sad right now.
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART III (1982)
ReplyDeleteLet’s give this movie a hand… stand.
Other Mommy (2026)
ReplyDeleteWish I watched like any other movie
Session 9 (2001)
ReplyDeleteAsylum Jack Torrences a guy so fast.
Don't Look Now (1973)
ReplyDeleteVenice slowly seduces, confuses, unsettles, entrances, entertains.
A CURE FOR WELLNESS (2016)
ReplyDeleteWhat happens when the patients stop paying?
Mārama (2025; Dir. Toa Stappard)
ReplyDeleteRevenge is satisfying in a fancy dress.
Dawn of the Dead(2004 Dir Zack Snyder)
ReplyDeleteGood movie. Great fucking opening. Killer ending.
Ring (1998)
ReplyDeleteVerbinski said: “What if this, but green?”
Fright Night (2011)
ReplyDeleteWhat a bizarre end credits song choice
Or
Needed Farrel v cameo Sarandon charisma battle
Fright Night (1985)
Good God that night club sweater cucking
Or
Roddy McDowell one the of best ever?
Review count for day 13: 43
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 13: 649
Thanks for taking the time to recount and adjust the review tallies, Mikko. That's why you're the GOAT of SMM. 🤠🥰
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