😱 Evil Dead | 2013 dir. Fede Alvarez 😱 Evil Dead Rise | 2023 dir. Lee Cronin 😱 Evil Dead Burn | 2026 dir. Sébastien Vanicek 😱 Evil Dead 2 | 1987 dir. Sam Raimi
Shouldn't you count the reviews for the day until the middle of the next day, Mikko? In the past lots of folks post a late review after 3AM ET (like yesterday's 7PM ET review of "The Dark Half" by John Gutts on day 1 after you counted the day) that could fall off the counter. And Lord knows we need every single review to count in these days of lowered engagement. 😓 You're the man in charge of stats, just a suggestion. 😉
I does not seem that is the case just here, J.M. So far, the postings on Bluesky for horror challenges are light compared to past years. Maybe activity will pick up as the month goes on.
MIDDLE EASTERN-BOUND TERROR DOUBLE FEATURE!
ReplyDelete06: LEE CRONIN'S THE MUMMY (2026, HBO MAX)
Egyptian police procedural outshines Albuquerque family drama.
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I've attended crazier, wilder funerals than grandma's.
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'Lee Cronin,' Irish translation for 'Ari Aster.'
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ReplyDelete07: Tobe Hooper's DJIIN (UNITED ARAB EMIRATES, 2013, PLUTO)
Delete"Rosemary's Baby"-like; state-sanctioned patriarchy dialed way up.
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More fog than both "Fog" movies combined.
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Underwhelming, but we still miss Tobe. 😥
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ReplyDelete08: THE SILENT SCREAM (1979, KINO 4K UHD)
Delete"The People Under/Above/Below The Stairs"
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Most intrusive, underlining, suspense-killing music score ever!
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Cameron Mitchell/Avery Brooks, amusing detective partners.
09: DEATH VALLEY (1981, PLEX)
ReplyDelete"Kramer vs. Kramer" meets Arizona-bound "The Hitcher[s]."
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Wilford Brimley's "diabeetus" versus ax. Ax wins.
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Sweets kill. Just ask Billy's fat babysitter.
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 4-6 (1989)
ReplyDeleteLea Thompson took The Substance before Demi.
Underwater (2020)
ReplyDeleteYou’ll never guess where this is set.
BLACKOUT (2023) dir. Larry Fessenden
ReplyDeleteSadly, as scary as Teen Wolf too
The Lost Boys (1987)
ReplyDeleteConsiderate guy, always lubes up before sax
Bahahahaha!
DeleteI think this wins the internet today
DeleteChild's Play (1988, dir. Tom Holland*)
ReplyDelete* Not that Tom Holland. Or that one.
Yes! Love The Rest is History! 🤣 Listening to their episodes on ghosts and witchcraft right now.
DeleteJonathan Demme's The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
ReplyDelete"It's just you and me now, couch!"
The Island (1980)
ReplyDeleteCaine breeding pirates of the Mosquito Coast.
Disturbia (2007)
ReplyDeleteMilquetoast Rear Window, unforgivably bad fly fishing.
Satanico pandemonium (1975)
ReplyDeleteThese Mexico convents just full of nunsense
School of the holy beast (1974)
Oh. Wow. Wow. Eek. Yikes. Okay. Wow
Dead in Tombstone (2013)
ReplyDelete(no) Sympathy for The (mickey rourke) Devil
Evil Dead Burn (2026)
ReplyDeleteEven my Halloween decorations were getting bored
When a Stranger Calls (1979):
ReplyDeleteDurning Hulking through double doors: Pure cinema.
Backrooms (2026)
ReplyDeleteBackrooms Ejiofor is just Temu Shimmer Portman.
Exit 8 (2025)
ReplyDeleteNon-euclidean extra-dimensional subspace is having a moment.
Alien (1979)
ReplyDeleteHe’s not John Hurt, he’s John Dead
SCREAM OF THE DEMON LOVER (1970)
ReplyDeleteWhat was this movie’s wool coat budget?
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
ReplyDeleteImmediately going to sleep for Dana Wynter
The Keep (1983):
ReplyDeleteClive Barker's Raiders of the Lost Ark
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)
ReplyDeleteMore French extremity and Maiden than expected
STARRY EYES (2014)
ReplyDeleteI mean, that’s just life in Hollywood.
Ghostkeeper (1981)
ReplyDeleteNo ghosts here! Keep on keeping, Ghostkeeper.
The Hitcher (1986):
ReplyDeleteJJL serves me fingers, I'm eating fingers!
The Corpse Vanishes (1942, dir. Wallace Fox)
ReplyDeleteGraverobbing's a recipe for a healthy marriage.
The Ape Man (1943, dir. William Beaudine)
Well actually, taxonomically speaking we're all apes.
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
ReplyDeleteFarm house has absurd number of windows.
I swear to god that movie is 68% hammering.
DeleteIn My Skin (2002)
ReplyDeleteIs self mutilation one word or two?
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DeleteGod forbid a woman has a hobby.
Godzilla (2014)
ReplyDeleteGareth Edwards’ almost greatest almost great film.
Deadstream (2022)
ReplyDeleteBlair Witch Project meets PewDiePie..........no thanks
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974):
ReplyDeleteNo movie’s ever had a better title!
Serious question: where's Rob Zombie version of it? I feel it would be perfect for him. Or are we assuming House of a 1000 Corpses is his version?
DeleteI'd say 1000 Corpses is for sure his version and The Devil's Rejects is also very similar to Texas Chainsaw 2
DeleteGoosebumps (2015)
ReplyDeleteNight of the Living Scholastic Book Fair
I think you just pitched a million dollar horror script… unless that is exactly what Goosebumps is. (Haven’t seen it.)
DeleteTerror Train (1980)
ReplyDeleteMurder on the Rufus T. Firefly Express
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
ReplyDelete“Alexa, do machines want to kill us?”
Hearing this in Sonia’s sardonic voice makes this review even better.
DeleteDracula (1931)
ReplyDelete“The blood… is the life, Mr. Renfield.”
Obsession (2025)
ReplyDeleteStill hoping for Inde Navarrette on the rebound.
Bordello of Blood (1996)
ReplyDeleteExpelled gases are a known aphrodisiac, babe.
😅🤮
DeleteX-Tro 3: Watch the Skies (1995)
ReplyDeleteMy Scary Movie Month is already ruined
OMG....so random...i added this to my watch list a few days ago (after its clip on In Search of Darkness).
DeleteBlack Christmas (1974)
ReplyDeleteNightmare before christmas, before halloween, with murd3r
Tremors (1990)
ReplyDeleteFred Ward. Goddamn best. Pardon my French.
Race with the Devil:
ReplyDeleteDeliverance in an RV, but not really
Friday the 13th, Pt 3:
ReplyDeleteFlagrant abuse of the third dimension here
Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022)
ReplyDeleteWe should let homicidal SantaBots police themselves.
THE THING (1982)
ReplyDeleteKurt Russell’s beard is the beardiest beard.
VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED (1995, dir. John Carpenter)
ReplyDeleteSurprised silver wigs did not catch on
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A promising beginning undone in many ways.
Bordello of Blood
ReplyDeleteWatch Miller Night Football HBO Doc instead.
Trick 'R Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteSweet (werewolf) kinks are made of this.
BLUE MURDER (2026)
ReplyDeleteAt least somebody’s still making cheapie slashers.
Raising Cain (1992)
ReplyDeleteHe wasn't that raised. More off kilter.
Hellraiser 2 Hellbound (1998 Dir Tony Randal)
ReplyDeleteHey, Cenobytes are humans! And they're dead.
Family (2026) (VOD)
ReplyDeleteWatch if you want no fun whatsoever.
The Devils (1971)
ReplyDeleteSmoking hot priest. Like really really hot.
The Black Room (1981)
ReplyDeleteCreate your Black Room! Hang some fabric.
Frankenhooker (1990)
ReplyDeleteOh what used to pass as fat
Black Sheep (2006)
ReplyDeleteShear restraint not to show sheep shaggin
😱 Evil Dead | 2013
ReplyDeletedir. Fede Alvarez
😱 Evil Dead Rise | 2023
dir. Lee Cronin
😱 Evil Dead Burn | 2026
dir. Sébastien Vanicek
😱 Evil Dead 2 | 1987
dir. Sam Raimi
Levy, Mommy, Family, Groovy
Resident Evil(2026):
ReplyDeleteKreggers successfully creates Katamari/Resident Evil Crossover!
Review count for day 2: 60
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 2: 125
Shouldn't you count the reviews for the day until the middle of the next day, Mikko? In the past lots of folks post a late review after 3AM ET (like yesterday's 7PM ET review of "The Dark Half" by John Gutts on day 1 after you counted the day) that could fall off the counter. And Lord knows we need every single review to count in these days of lowered engagement. 😓 You're the man in charge of stats, just a suggestion. 😉
DeleteI does not seem that is the case just here, J.M. So far, the postings on Bluesky for horror challenges are light compared to past years. Maybe activity will pick up as the month goes on.
DeleteHalloween 3 - 1982
ReplyDeleteAtkins matchkins witskins with maskins saving munchkins
Hocus Pocus
ReplyDeleteMalarkey hogwash poppycock balderdash mumbo jumbo gobbledygook
The Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteI’m constantly coming, Dan! All the time!