'CANADIAN KILLER CLOWN' DOUBLE FEATURE!81: THE CLOWN MURDERS (1976, FAWESOME)The fuck is JOHN CANDY doing here?ORReal estate talk overwhelms prank-gone-awry bloodless denouement.
82: THE CLOWN AT MIDNIGHT (1998, HOWDY)Giallo-flavored, "Scream"-inspired theatrical slasher punches above weight.ORCHRISTOPHER PLUMMER has some 'splaining to do!ORLike us, MARGOT KIDDER has bills overdue.
Ice cream man l995. Title character’s a murderer, but still, ACAB.The House of the Devil 2009. Girl, just settle down and watch TV. Eaten Alive 1976. Odd movie when killer croc is secondary.Ticks 1993. Alfonso Ribeiro as the voice of reason. Demons 2 1986. ‘80s movie forewarns of reliance on tech.
Other Mommy (2026)Stupid demon. Human pasta needs more water
The Seance (2021)A decent piece of low-budget seance fiction.
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 73-75 (1994) This show’s been a real… bogus journey.
Buddy (2026)Big bloody bizarre berserker butchers Barney’s benevolence
Nice! 😁
I love a good alliteration. I wish i was smart enough to make one
Sting of Death (1966)"Somehow Palpatine...and MST3k... returned" -poe dameron
The Descent (2005)the scariest, most uncomfortable movie ever madeorIt's fine, didn't plan on sleeping tonightorClaustrophobia unlocked, nyctophobia unlocked, teraphobia unlocked... Awesome!
Glad you liked it. 😉😇
I seen it before, a long time ago. Freaked me out then too. I'm mostly annoyed I missed the 4k, but the blu-ray is good enough
These are all very accurate.
It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (1987, dir. Larry Cohen)This trilogy made my Scary Movie Month
HALLOWEEN (1978) P.J.'s wearing her PJs. (I got nothin'.)
The Cycle (2026)This happens to my wife every month
😳😱🤣
Jason X (2001)The obvious conclusion to the Cunningham vision
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)Pretty fun. Kinda forgettable. Glad it exists.
Pet Sematary Two (1992)Apparently haven't outgrown my Jared Rushton phobia.
HALLOWEEN II (1981) Killer on the loose, hospital mostly empty.
The Funhouse (1981)In which Hooper asks, aren't vibes enough?
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (1983) I’ve got Stonehenge in my basement, too.
Clayface (2026) They call him that cause he's Aiken.
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PHANTASM IV: OBLIVION (1998) dir. Don CoscarelliSilent Night Deadly Night 2 of series
Jess Franco's Women in Cellblock 9 (1978)More like "Women in Cellblock 69", right?
Sacrifice (2026)John Patrick Shanley's worst nightmare: No Joe
Obsession (2026)I wish Saoirse Ronan were in this.
Triangle (2009)Can someone cut Downey into triangles please?
Dream Demon (1988)Do you know who Kathleen Wilhoite is?
Scream 4 (2011)Hospital’s “urgent basement meeting” announcements are hilarious
Black Friday (1940; Dir. Arthur Lubin)Real friends transplant your brain upon death.
Hideaway (1995)We all remember when Hatch battled Vassago
Ah, yes! The Silverstone/Sisto warm-up before Clueless. Great hidden gem.
The Haunted House (1921)This is my favorite episode of Scooby-doo
I Saw the DevilI guess some people don’t like foreplay(to be clear: nothing to do with the plot of the movie)
The Leopard ManThis movie needs more leopard, less man
Amityville II: The PossessionAmityville plus Shining plus Exorcist plus incest
MiseryAccurate retelling of my last four hours
Suspiria (1977)Nothing does this movie justice like IB Technicolor
German Chainsaw MassacreAnd that’s my cue to go home.
The Devils (1971)Look! the horny nuns from Space Jam!!
Whalefall (2026, dir. Brian Duffield)Die Hard in a spermwhale.Sperm Hard.Clayface (2026, dir. James Watkins)Excited Rob Brydon is in the DCU.
Aliens (1986)Aliens oughta keep Paxton around for entertainment
Troll 2 (1990)You can’t piss on hospitality, but dinner…
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)The affiliates said we could air this.
Body Bags (1993)Tom Arnold’s anthology answer to Crypt Keepin’.
Backrooms (2026)Vibes: The Movie**not actually a movie
There is a movie called "Vibes" though.
Hahaha dang it!
The Craft (1996)Actually, we are the mean girls, mister.
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)Why didn’t we kill Hartnett’s hair stylist?
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)Just try that shit on Robocop, Cochran!
Obsession (2026)I love you more than my face.
Fright Night (1985)Svengoolie handles shit like this in Berwyn
I Love Boosters (2026)Boots likes Malcolm X more than MLK.
Barbie - The Haunted Doll (2025) [can be watched on YouTube]What was I made for? Bloody Murder!
The Menu (2022)Can we get the Hamburger's Letterboxd 4?
Dread (2009)Jackson Rathbone is Jackson Rathbone's porn name.
The Exorcist III (1990)Don't run with scissors...run with shears!!
HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS (1988) Way more explosions than the first movie.
The Ghost of Frankenstein (1942)Chaney uses half a dead man’s ass.
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)Wine is nobly blessed and Chaney’s pissed.
HALLOWEEN RESURRECTION (2002) It's even more tedious than I remembered.
Obsession (2026)Shoot your shot, get bricked to death.
Creepshow (1982)Gonna be yelling "meteor shit!" a lot
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)Presenting: man door hand hook car door.
The Haunting (1999 Dir Jan De Bont)Wow! Zeta reaction. Not an Owen impersonation.
Maniac (2012) What I wouldn’t give for Spinell POV.
Review count for day 25: 66Review total after day 25: 1223
'CANADIAN KILLER CLOWN' DOUBLE FEATURE!
ReplyDelete81: THE CLOWN MURDERS (1976, FAWESOME)
The fuck is JOHN CANDY doing here?
OR
Real estate talk overwhelms prank-gone-awry bloodless denouement.
82: THE CLOWN AT MIDNIGHT (1998, HOWDY)
DeleteGiallo-flavored, "Scream"-inspired theatrical slasher punches above weight.
OR
CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER has some 'splaining to do!
OR
Like us, MARGOT KIDDER has bills overdue.
Ice cream man l995. Title character’s a murderer, but still, ACAB.
ReplyDeleteThe House of the Devil 2009. Girl, just settle down and watch TV.
Eaten Alive 1976. Odd movie when killer croc is secondary.
Ticks 1993. Alfonso Ribeiro as the voice of reason.
Demons 2 1986. ‘80s movie forewarns of reliance on tech.
Other Mommy (2026)
ReplyDeleteStupid demon. Human pasta needs more water
The Seance (2021)
ReplyDeleteA decent piece of low-budget seance fiction.
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 73-75 (1994)
ReplyDeleteThis show’s been a real… bogus journey.
Buddy (2026)
ReplyDeleteBig bloody bizarre berserker butchers Barney’s benevolence
Nice! 😁
DeleteI love a good alliteration. I wish i was smart enough to make one
DeleteSting of Death (1966)
ReplyDelete"Somehow Palpatine...and MST3k... returned" -poe dameron
The Descent (2005)
ReplyDeletethe scariest, most uncomfortable movie ever made
or
It's fine, didn't plan on sleeping tonight
or
Claustrophobia unlocked, nyctophobia unlocked, teraphobia unlocked... Awesome!
Glad you liked it. 😉😇
DeleteI seen it before, a long time ago. Freaked me out then too. I'm mostly annoyed I missed the 4k, but the blu-ray is good enough
DeleteThese are all very accurate.
DeleteIt's Alive III: Island of the Alive (1987, dir. Larry Cohen)
ReplyDeleteThis trilogy made my Scary Movie Month
HALLOWEEN (1978)
ReplyDeleteP.J.'s wearing her PJs. (I got nothin'.)
The Cycle (2026)
ReplyDeleteThis happens to my wife every month
😳😱🤣
DeleteJason X (2001)
ReplyDeleteThe obvious conclusion to the Cunningham vision
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)
ReplyDeletePretty fun. Kinda forgettable. Glad it exists.
Pet Sematary Two (1992)
ReplyDeleteApparently haven't outgrown my Jared Rushton phobia.
HALLOWEEN II (1981)
ReplyDeleteKiller on the loose, hospital mostly empty.
The Funhouse (1981)
ReplyDeleteIn which Hooper asks, aren't vibes enough?
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (1983)
ReplyDeleteI’ve got Stonehenge in my basement, too.
Clayface (2026)
ReplyDeleteThey call him that cause he's Aiken.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeletePHANTASM IV: OBLIVION (1998)
ReplyDeletedir. Don Coscarelli
Silent Night Deadly Night 2 of series
Jess Franco's Women in Cellblock 9 (1978)
ReplyDeleteMore like "Women in Cellblock 69", right?
Sacrifice (2026)
ReplyDeleteJohn Patrick Shanley's worst nightmare: No Joe
Obsession (2026)
ReplyDeleteI wish Saoirse Ronan were in this.
Triangle (2009)
ReplyDeleteCan someone cut Downey into triangles please?
Dream Demon (1988)
ReplyDeleteDo you know who Kathleen Wilhoite is?
Scream 4 (2011)
ReplyDeleteHospital’s “urgent basement meeting” announcements are hilarious
Black Friday (1940; Dir. Arthur Lubin)
ReplyDeleteReal friends transplant your brain upon death.
Hideaway (1995)
ReplyDeleteWe all remember when Hatch battled Vassago
Ah, yes! The Silverstone/Sisto warm-up before Clueless. Great hidden gem.
DeleteThe Haunted House (1921)
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite episode of Scooby-doo
I Saw the Devil
ReplyDeleteI guess some people don’t like foreplay
(to be clear: nothing to do with the plot of the movie)
The Leopard Man
ReplyDeleteThis movie needs more leopard, less man
Amityville II: The Possession
ReplyDeleteAmityville plus Shining plus Exorcist plus incest
Misery
ReplyDeleteAccurate retelling of my last four hours
Suspiria (1977)
ReplyDeleteNothing does this movie justice like IB Technicolor
German Chainsaw Massacre
ReplyDeleteAnd that’s my cue to go home.
The Devils (1971)
ReplyDeleteLook! the horny nuns from Space Jam!!
Whalefall (2026, dir. Brian Duffield)
ReplyDeleteDie Hard in a spermwhale.
Sperm Hard.
Clayface (2026, dir. James Watkins)
Excited Rob Brydon is in the DCU.
Aliens (1986)
ReplyDeleteAliens oughta keep Paxton around for entertainment
Troll 2 (1990)
ReplyDeleteYou can’t piss on hospitality, but dinner…
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)
ReplyDeleteThe affiliates said we could air this.
Body Bags (1993)
ReplyDeleteTom Arnold’s anthology answer to Crypt Keepin’.
Backrooms (2026)
ReplyDeleteVibes: The Movie*
*not actually a movie
There is a movie called "Vibes" though.
DeleteHahaha dang it!
DeleteThe Craft (1996)
ReplyDeleteActually, we are the mean girls, mister.
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)
ReplyDeleteWhy didn’t we kill Hartnett’s hair stylist?
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
ReplyDeleteJust try that shit on Robocop, Cochran!
Obsession (2026)
ReplyDeleteI love you more than my face.
Fright Night (1985)
ReplyDeleteSvengoolie handles shit like this in Berwyn
I Love Boosters (2026)
ReplyDeleteBoots likes Malcolm X more than MLK.
Barbie - The Haunted Doll (2025) [can be watched on YouTube]
ReplyDeleteWhat was I made for? Bloody Murder!
The Menu (2022)
ReplyDeleteCan we get the Hamburger's Letterboxd 4?
Dread (2009)
ReplyDeleteJackson Rathbone is Jackson Rathbone's porn name.
The Exorcist III (1990)
ReplyDeleteDon't run with scissors...run with shears!!
HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS (1988)
ReplyDeleteWay more explosions than the first movie.
The Ghost of Frankenstein (1942)
ReplyDeleteChaney uses half a dead man’s ass.
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)
ReplyDeleteWine is nobly blessed and Chaney’s pissed.
HALLOWEEN RESURRECTION (2002)
ReplyDeleteIt's even more tedious than I remembered.
Obsession (2026)
ReplyDeleteShoot your shot, get bricked to death.
Creepshow (1982)
ReplyDeleteGonna be yelling "meteor shit!" a lot
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
ReplyDeletePresenting: man door hand hook car door.
The Haunting (1999 Dir Jan De Bont)
ReplyDeleteWow! Zeta reaction. Not an Owen impersonation.
Maniac (2012)
ReplyDeleteWhat I wouldn’t give for Spinell POV.
Review count for day 25: 66
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 25: 1223