'THE DARK SIDE OF LAW & ORDER' ̶T̶W̶O̶D̶E̶R̶ TRIPLE FEATURE!86: Charles Bronson in J. Lee Thompson's 10 TO MIDNIGHT (1983, KINO LORBER 4K UHD)'THE PENIS IS EVIL!'Wait... wrong movie??!!ORKiller's as crafty/cunning as Bronson's stoic.ORCannon's off-the-scale sleaziness climaxes into cathartic release.
87: William Friedkin's RAMPAGE: ORIGINAL VERSION (1987, KINO LOBER 4K UHD)Bloodthirsty serial killer meets match: modern psychiatry.OR'Happy ending' comparable to a ballsack kick.OREven slumming, Friedkin gets under your skin.
88: William Friedkin's RAMPAGE: MIRAMAX THEATRICAL VERSION (1992, KINO LOBER 4K UHD)Re-arrange title's letters, you get 'MAGA REP.'ORScariest cameo? Bert Convy's "Super Password" clip.ORRare flick where both versions are masterpieces.
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89: Ron Livingston, Rob Riggle, Thomas Lennon and David Wain in CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRINGLES (2026, THEATER - SNEAK PREVIEW, RELEASES NATIONWIDE ON OCTOBER 30)Fanatic Christmas worshippers peddling crypto wares. #FoxNewsFamilyOR"Violent Night"-wannabe's neither funny or violent enough.ORNintendo at Donald Faison's mancave? YULE bet!
Seance (2021)Boarding school horror is having a renais-seance.
Student Body (2022)Not as good as Student Bodies (1981).
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 79-81 (1994-95) CGI Bogart is morbid, but that’s Crypt.
The Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)Suddenly understand approximately 20 more Simpsons references.
Leprechaun - Back 2 tha Hood (2003)-"Irish" I went back to tha club
Cape Fear (1991)“One thumb in mouth!” - Siskel & Ebert
Scream 7 (2026):Are we done? Can we be done?
Prison (1987, dir. My Boy Renny Harlin)Rehabilitation is Beta but punishment is VHS.
The Void (2016)Like beef stew poured over tuna casserole
Hokum (2026)Magic mushroom milk makes men more meddlesome
THE FINAL GIRLS (2015) dir. Todd Strauss-SchulsonMovie’s over. When’s Cato gonna kill Max?
FRAILTY (2001) dir. Bill Paxton . Crazy? Be alot cooler if he was.
TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA (2026)A commentary or what it comments on?orNot my idea of living through movies
X (2022)So many nods to Tobe Hooper's workorA very blunt response to your film
C.H.U.D. (1984)The homeless find new sources of nourishmentorThe good acting clashes with a B-movie
DOLLS (1987)It helps to be a kid insideorThe dolls do not appreciate bad parentsor Did not expect this to be cute
Astrolatry (2026)It's like if Frank Hennenlotter made "Obsession".
Obsession (2026)Most Currys give me poopsplosions except... Vindaloo.
Hokum (2026):The superior 2026 Silent Hill 2 adaptation.
The Astral Factor (1978, dir. John Florea, Gene Fowler Jr. & Arthur C. Pierce)It took three people to direct this!?
Clayface (2026)rags to riches to clay to murd3r3r
Under the Skin (2013)Intelligent aliens know what straight men want.
The Lost Ones (2026)Henry Golding and Alex Pettyfer's "Arlington Road"?
ARMY OF DARKNESS (1992) “All right, you primitive screwheads. Listen up!”
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)Feel like I know how Texas smells
So weird. I wrote mine below before I saw yours and was shocked how close they are to each other.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)This movie feels like Fantasy Costumes smells
THE BACKROOMS (2026) BRB, buying stock in mustard yellow wallpaper.
Rabbit Trap (2025)Would fit better in Boring Movie Month
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)Is "The Witch" Tom Atkins's sexual magnetism?
Final Destination 3 (2006)It needed last stop to be McKinley
Hallowarrior (2026; Dir. Ben Sottak) Home Alone, but as post-apocalyptic Halloween horror.
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER (1988) Alice did The Matrix before The Matrix.
Review count for day 27: 36Review total after day 27: 1293
'THE DARK SIDE OF LAW & ORDER' ̶T̶W̶O̶D̶E̶R̶ TRIPLE FEATURE!
ReplyDelete86: Charles Bronson in J. Lee Thompson's 10 TO MIDNIGHT (1983, KINO LORBER 4K UHD)
'THE PENIS IS EVIL!'
Wait... wrong movie??!!
OR
Killer's as crafty/cunning as Bronson's stoic.
OR
Cannon's off-the-scale sleaziness climaxes into cathartic release.
87: William Friedkin's RAMPAGE: ORIGINAL VERSION (1987, KINO LOBER 4K UHD)
ReplyDeleteBloodthirsty serial killer meets match: modern psychiatry.
OR
'Happy ending' comparable to a ballsack kick.
OR
Even slumming, Friedkin gets under your skin.
88: William Friedkin's RAMPAGE: MIRAMAX THEATRICAL VERSION (1992, KINO LOBER 4K UHD)
DeleteRe-arrange title's letters, you get 'MAGA REP.'
OR
Scariest cameo? Bert Convy's "Super Password" clip.
OR
Rare flick where both versions are masterpieces.
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Delete89: Ron Livingston, Rob Riggle, Thomas Lennon and David Wain in CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRINGLES (2026, THEATER - SNEAK PREVIEW, RELEASES NATIONWIDE ON OCTOBER 30)
ReplyDeleteFanatic Christmas worshippers peddling crypto wares. #FoxNewsFamily
OR
"Violent Night"-wannabe's neither funny or violent enough.
OR
Nintendo at Donald Faison's mancave? YULE bet!
Seance (2021)
ReplyDeleteBoarding school horror is having a renais-seance.
Student Body (2022)
ReplyDeleteNot as good as Student Bodies (1981).
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 79-81 (1994-95)
ReplyDeleteCGI Bogart is morbid, but that’s Crypt.
The Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)
ReplyDeleteSuddenly understand approximately 20 more Simpsons references.
Leprechaun - Back 2 tha Hood (2003)
ReplyDelete-"Irish" I went back to tha club
Cape Fear (1991)
ReplyDelete“One thumb in mouth!” - Siskel & Ebert
Scream 7 (2026):
ReplyDeleteAre we done? Can we be done?
Prison (1987, dir. My Boy Renny Harlin)
ReplyDeleteRehabilitation is Beta but punishment is VHS.
The Void (2016)
ReplyDeleteLike beef stew poured over tuna casserole
Hokum (2026)
ReplyDeleteMagic mushroom milk makes men more meddlesome
THE FINAL GIRLS (2015)
ReplyDeletedir. Todd Strauss-Schulson
Movie’s over. When’s Cato gonna kill Max?
FRAILTY (2001) dir. Bill Paxton .
ReplyDeleteCrazy? Be alot cooler if he was.
TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA (2026)
ReplyDeleteA commentary or what it comments on?
or
Not my idea of living through movies
X (2022)
ReplyDeleteSo many nods to Tobe Hooper's work
or
A very blunt response to your film
C.H.U.D. (1984)
ReplyDeleteThe homeless find new sources of nourishment
or
The good acting clashes with a B-movie
DOLLS (1987)
ReplyDeleteIt helps to be a kid inside
or
The dolls do not appreciate bad parents
or
Did not expect this to be cute
Astrolatry (2026)
ReplyDeleteIt's like if Frank Hennenlotter made "Obsession".
Obsession (2026)
ReplyDeleteMost Currys give me poopsplosions except... Vindaloo.
Hokum (2026):
ReplyDeleteThe superior 2026 Silent Hill 2 adaptation.
The Astral Factor (1978, dir. John Florea, Gene Fowler Jr. & Arthur C. Pierce)
ReplyDeleteIt took three people to direct this!?
Clayface (2026)
ReplyDeleterags to riches to clay to murd3r3r
Under the Skin (2013)
ReplyDeleteIntelligent aliens know what straight men want.
The Lost Ones (2026)
ReplyDeleteHenry Golding and Alex Pettyfer's "Arlington Road"?
ARMY OF DARKNESS (1992)
ReplyDelete“All right, you primitive screwheads. Listen up!”
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
ReplyDeleteFeel like I know how Texas smells
So weird. I wrote mine below before I saw yours and was shocked how close they are to each other.
DeleteA Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteThis movie feels like Fantasy Costumes smells
THE BACKROOMS (2026)
ReplyDeleteBRB, buying stock in mustard yellow wallpaper.
Rabbit Trap (2025)
ReplyDeleteWould fit better in Boring Movie Month
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
ReplyDeleteIs "The Witch" Tom Atkins's sexual magnetism?
Final Destination 3 (2006)
ReplyDeleteIt needed last stop to be McKinley
Hallowarrior (2026; Dir. Ben Sottak)
ReplyDeleteHome Alone, but as post-apocalyptic Halloween horror.
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER (1988)
ReplyDeleteAlice did The Matrix before The Matrix.
Review count for day 27: 36
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 27: 1293