Too bad. Arrow has discontinued the 4K 2-disc 2009 "Fthe13th" remake, retaining only the single disc with the 'R' version. "Jason Goes to Hell" is next, and losing that movie's unrated 4K version on its own separate disc is gonna really suck! 🥺😭
It's not lost, it will live forever in the collections of the people who got it. And on eBay for quadruple the price. And possibly on less-than-legal file sharing websites 😁😎😜
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ReplyDelete10: JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY - UNRATED CUT (1993, ARROW 4K UHD)
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A boy and his nippleless, Bechdel-flunking sexbot.
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Über Jason: 'Did nanobots make badonkadonk unwieldy?'
Jason X is the only 4k i got from the Friday The 13th series. It's abd, but it's so fun 🤣
DeleteToo bad. Arrow has discontinued the 4K 2-disc 2009 "Fthe13th" remake, retaining only the single disc with the 'R' version. "Jason Goes to Hell" is next, and losing that movie's unrated 4K version on its own separate disc is gonna really suck! 🥺😭
DeleteIt's not lost, it will live forever in the collections of the people who got it. And on eBay for quadruple the price. And possibly on less-than-legal file sharing websites 😁😎😜
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Grossest gag: drinking beer inside tennis shoe.
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Jason, faithful Art Bell listener since 1988.
ABSURD (1981)
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Rooting for killer over annoying little kid.
The Cabin in the Woods (2011; Dir. Drew Goddard)
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Friday the 13th VII: The New Blood
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Humongous (1982 Dir. Paul Lynch)
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TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episode 5-9 (1990)
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Relic (2020)
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Brian De Palma's Sisters (1973)
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Michael Powell's Peeping Tom (1960)
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Idle Hands (1999)
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Scream 3 (2000)
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The Relic (1997)
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TENDER DRACULA (1975)
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Evil Dead Burn
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Hostel (2005)
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Hostel Part II (2007)
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Frankenstein (1931)
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Vickers crossover into Letterkenny: Welcome to Darry
Return to Silent Hill (2026)
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Resident Evil (2026)
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ReplyDeleteBromley’s commentary tracks are the new ASMR.
Hollow Man (2000)
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Hollow Man 2 (2006)
DeleteI tolerate lots of things, not this
Hell House LLC (2015, dir. Stephen Cognetti)
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The Thing (1982)
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Pinocchio Unstrung (2026)
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Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)
Who gave Brenda Bates a nursing license?!
Evil Dead Burn (2026)
ReplyDeleteMy slasher day is not going well
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DEMON SEED (1977)
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Monster House (2006)
ReplyDeleteThe unspeakable horrors of the uncanny valley.
Wes Craven's Shocker (1989)
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Prey (2022)
ReplyDeleteBear getting ass whooped was pretty gnarly.
Underworld (2003)
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OBSESSION (2026)
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Scream(1996 Dir Wes Craven)
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The Lost Boys (1987)
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Child’s Play 2
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Backrooms (2026)
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ReplyDeleteMay God be with you, Parker Finn.
Feast (2005)
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Prom Night (1980)
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Sleepy Hollow (1999)
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Seven (1995)
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Young Frankenstein (1974; Dir. Mel Brooks)
ReplyDeleteWhere Monster sings, Puttin’ on the Ritz.
Night of the Comet (1984)
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Michael Bowen doesn’t do well around doors.
Review count for day 3: 55
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Poltergeist (1982)
ReplyDeleteTop tier Hooper; top tier 80s mom.