15: George A. Romero's DAWN OF THE DEAD: UK-CENSORED EXTENDED CUT (1979, YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOYs6XMREOQ ) with rare 1999 commentary track by Tom Savini and Christian Stavrakis.
Seldom have six missing seconds felt longer.
OR
"Scenes From A [FlyBoy's Fuel-Starved, Desintegrating] Non-Marriage."
13: Danielle Harris stars in Dwight H. Little's HALOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS (1988, SHOUT! FACTORY 4K UHD)
ReplyDeleteUntil opening credits unfold, Fall hasn't started.
OR
♫ Beware of Danielle
Dancing on Michael's Grave ♬
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Michael Myers' new mask looks 'Shat[on],' alright.
14: Tilda Swindon and Tom Hiddleston in Jim Jarmush's ONLY LOVERS LEFT ALIVE (2013, PLUTO)
ReplyDeleteOnly sleep-deprived masochists left awake during ending.
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Ancient One, Loki's collapsing multiver... 💥🤖
15: George A. Romero's DAWN OF THE DEAD: UK-CENSORED EXTENDED CUT (1979, YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOYs6XMREOQ ) with rare 1999 commentary track by Tom Savini and Christian Stavrakis.
ReplyDeleteSeldom have six missing seconds felt longer.
OR
"Scenes From A [FlyBoy's Fuel-Starved, Desintegrating] Non-Marriage."
CHOPPING MALL (1986)
ReplyDeletedir. Jim Wynorski
AKA Eating a Bucket of Raoul’s Blood
Dumplings (2004)
ReplyDeleteIf The Substance was about culinary cannibalism.
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Surprisingly, didn't make me hungry at all.
Urban Legends: Final Cut
ReplyDeleteWhy documentarians should never make fiction films.
The Stepford Wives (1975, dir. Bryan Forbes)
ReplyDeleteKatharine Ross. I wouldn't change a thing.
28 Years Later (2025)
ReplyDeleteHas everything - beauty, terror, zombie dicks, poignancy…
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episode 10-12 (1990)
ReplyDeleteWhy so many episodes about struggling marriages?
The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958)
ReplyDelete{shuffle left} {shuffle right} STOP!.....HAMMER TIME!
Frailty (2001)
ReplyDeleteSpent movie wondering the flavour of cordial.
Shelby Oaks (2025)
ReplyDeleteBeing a YouTuber is a rough career.
Eyes Without a Face (1960)
ReplyDelete"Got your nose!—And everything around it..."
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)
ReplyDeleteWish I could've gone to the scream-iere!
Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood (1996)
ReplyDeleteHear me out: Everhart's good in this
The Birds (1963)
ReplyDeleteGo the extra mile? Why not 67.3!
The Monkey (2025)
ReplyDeleteCan't focus. Too distracted by Hesher debate.
Pet Sematary (1989)
ReplyDeleteHow is Gage still in one piece?
The Legend of Hell House (1973 Dir. John Hough)
ReplyDeletePhysicists and psychics have Underworld-style rivalry
The Birds (1963, dir. Alfred Hitchcock)
ReplyDeleteMichael Stipe taking notes during diner scene.
The Monkey (2025, dir. Osgood Perkins)
ReplyDeleteSecond best movie with bowling ball death.
Pet Sematary (1989, dir. Mary Lambert)
ReplyDeleteHad a censational time! Top-notch sinema.
Dracula Has Risen From the Grave (1968, dir: Freddie Francis)
ReplyDeleteTurns out Hammer barmaids are my type.
Stopmotion (2023)
ReplyDeleteThis Cyclops totally uses the Krull lore.
WITCH STORY (1989)
ReplyDeleteAmy Adams?!? Oh, not that Amy Adams.
The Birds (1963)
ReplyDeleteTreatise on female zeitgeist…plus bird attacks!
The Monkey (2025)
ReplyDeleteNorman Bates’ son’s take on “Monkey’s Paw.”
Pet Semetary (1989)
ReplyDeleteBetter title: “Creepy, Intrusive, Alcoholic, Neighbor Guy”
Man’s Best Friend (1993)
ReplyDeleteDog more expressive costar than Judd Nelson.
Alien Ressurection (1997)
ReplyDeleteDang Sigourney, thought I was pro choice
Martyrs (2008)
ReplyDeleteWhat she whispered...God is endless poutine
Send Help (2026)
ReplyDeleteMaryanne is SO mean to Mr.Howell
BIKINI SHARK (2025)
ReplyDeleteNo, I didn’t watch this. You’re hallucinating.