15: George A. Romero's DAWN OF THE DEAD: UK-CENSORED EXTENDED CUT (1979, YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOYs6XMREOQ ) with rare 1999 commentary track by Tom Savini and Christian Stavrakis.
Seldom have six missing seconds felt longer.
OR
"Scenes From A [FlyBoy's Fuel-Starved, Desintegrating] Non-Marriage."
13: Danielle Harris stars in Dwight H. Little's HALOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS (1988, SHOUT! FACTORY 4K UHD)
ReplyDeleteUntil opening credits unfold, Fall hasn't started.
OR
♫ Beware of Danielle
Dancing on Michael's Grave ♬
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Michael Myers' new mask looks 'Shat[on],' alright.
14: Tilda Swindon and Tom Hiddleston in Jim Jarmush's ONLY LOVERS LEFT ALIVE (2013, PLUTO)
ReplyDeleteOnly sleep-deprived masochists left awake during ending.
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Ancient One, Loki's collapsing multiver... 💥🤖
15: George A. Romero's DAWN OF THE DEAD: UK-CENSORED EXTENDED CUT (1979, YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOYs6XMREOQ ) with rare 1999 commentary track by Tom Savini and Christian Stavrakis.
ReplyDeleteSeldom have six missing seconds felt longer.
OR
"Scenes From A [FlyBoy's Fuel-Starved, Desintegrating] Non-Marriage."
CHOPPING MALL (1986)
ReplyDeletedir. Jim Wynorski
AKA Eating a Bucket of Raoul’s Blood
Dumplings (2004)
ReplyDeleteIf The Substance was about culinary cannibalism.
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Surprisingly, didn't make me hungry at all.
Urban Legends: Final Cut
ReplyDeleteWhy documentarians should never make fiction films.
The Stepford Wives (1975, dir. Bryan Forbes)
ReplyDeleteKatharine Ross. I wouldn't change a thing.
28 Years Later (2025)
ReplyDeleteHas everything - beauty, terror, zombie dicks, poignancy…
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episode 10-12 (1990)
ReplyDeleteWhy so many episodes about struggling marriages?
The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958)
ReplyDelete{shuffle left} {shuffle right} STOP!.....HAMMER TIME!
Frailty (2001)
ReplyDeleteSpent movie wondering the flavour of cordial.
Shelby Oaks (2025)
ReplyDeleteBeing a YouTuber is a rough career.
Eyes Without a Face (1960)
ReplyDelete"Got your nose!—And everything around it..."
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)
ReplyDeleteWish I could've gone to the scream-iere!
Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood (1996)
ReplyDeleteHear me out: Everhart's good in this
The Birds (1963)
ReplyDeleteGo the extra mile? Why not 67.3!
The Monkey (2025)
ReplyDeleteCan't focus. Too distracted by Hesher debate.
Pet Sematary (1989)
ReplyDeleteHow is Gage still in one piece?
The Legend of Hell House (1973 Dir. John Hough)
ReplyDeletePhysicists and psychics have Underworld-style rivalry
The Birds (1963, dir. Alfred Hitchcock)
ReplyDeleteMichael Stipe taking notes during diner scene.
The Monkey (2025, dir. Osgood Perkins)
ReplyDeleteSecond best movie with bowling ball death.
First is Anna and the Apocalypse, right?
DeleteI thought first was the ending of "Mystery Men." 🤔🤨
DeletePet Sematary (1989, dir. Mary Lambert)
ReplyDeleteHad a censational time! Top-notch sinema.
Dracula Has Risen From the Grave (1968, dir: Freddie Francis)
ReplyDeleteTurns out Hammer barmaids are my type.
Stopmotion (2023)
ReplyDeleteThis Cyclops totally uses the Krull lore.
WITCH STORY (1989)
ReplyDeleteAmy Adams?!? Oh, not that Amy Adams.
The Birds (1963)
ReplyDeleteTreatise on female zeitgeist…plus bird attacks!
The Monkey (2025)
ReplyDeleteNorman Bates’ son’s take on “Monkey’s Paw.”
Pet Semetary (1989)
ReplyDeleteBetter title: “Creepy, Intrusive, Alcoholic, Neighbor Guy”
Man’s Best Friend (1993)
ReplyDeleteDog more expressive costar than Judd Nelson.
Alien Ressurection (1997)
ReplyDeleteDang Sigourney, thought I was pro choice
Martyrs (2008)
ReplyDeleteWhat she whispered...God is endless poutine
Send Help (2026)
ReplyDeleteMaryanne is SO mean to Mr.Howell
BIKINI SHARK (2025)
ReplyDeleteNo, I didn’t watch this. You’re hallucinating.
Child's Play 2 (1990, dir. John Lafia)
ReplyDeleteThe best factory fight since The Terminator.
URBAN LEGEND (1998)
ReplyDeleteDoes the parka magically provide superhuman strength?
Ken Russell's Altered States (1980)
ReplyDeleteDo Monkey Men Dream of Existential Dread?
Nicolas Roeg's Don't Look Now (1973)
ReplyDelete"Looooook—NOW. See? Right there. Real cunnilingus."
FREDDY’S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE (1991) dir. Rachel Talalay
ReplyDeleteBetter if imagined as a Clueless prequel.
Halloween II (1981)
ReplyDeleteUmmm, you actually shot him seven times.
Child’s Play (1988)
ReplyDeleteGinger doll has more backbone than Sheeran
The Vanishing (1988)
ReplyDeleteOhhhh the US remake really does suck
Evil Dead Burn (2026):
ReplyDeleteConscientious Deadite uses every part of car.
Evil Dead II (1987)
ReplyDeleteBecause of what everyone said about Burn
RESIDENT EVIL (2026)
ReplyDeleteMy job now sucks less by comparison.
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ReplyDeleteThe Birds (1963)
ReplyDeleteBodega Bay. Birds slay! Gender interplay. TANDY.
The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)
ReplyDeleteAlternate Title: The Texas Trombone Shank Massacre
Silent Hill (2006):
ReplyDeleteAll Cops Are Bad Except Cybil Bennett
Resident Evil Apocalypse
ReplyDeleteSMM isn’t off to a good start.
They Live (1988)
ReplyDeleteKeith David can lift Rowdy Roddy Piper?
Piranha 3D (2010)
ReplyDeleteDoes for the water what Jaws… shit!
Let the Right One In (2008)
ReplyDeleteMost normal Swedish coming of age movie.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
ReplyDeleteThe dog defenestrates like a good boy.
DRACULA DEAD AND LOVING IT (1995)
ReplyDeleteSurely you can't be an immortal bloodsucker.
Red Dragon (2002)
ReplyDeleteI probably should have just rewatched Hannibal.
The Monster Squad(1987 Dir Fred Dekker)
ReplyDeleteHow does the dog get up there?
Resident Evil (2026)
ReplyDeleteScary Movie Month is back on track.
FROM DUSK 'TIL DAWN (1996)
ReplyDeleteTom Savini whips this movie into shape.
It Ends (2026) (VOD)
ReplyDeleteWelp, can't accuse them of false advertising.
Hey, Sol! 😀 Nice to see you posting! 🤠🥳
DeleteMurders in the Zoo (1931)
ReplyDeletePanther woman should feel right at home
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ReplyDeleteLair of the White Worm (1988)
ReplyDeleteHugh Grant is charming in this film
The Thing From Another World(1951 Dir Christian Nyby)
ReplyDeleteKeep watching the skies and the shrubbery
Evil Dead Burn (2026; Dir. Sébastien Vanicek)
ReplyDeleteThis was NOT my ’80s Evil Dead.
Review count for day 4: 63
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 4: 243