CONTEMPORARY INTERNATIONAL HORROR THEATRICAL DOUBLE FEATURE.16: NEVER AFTER DARK (JAPAN, 2026, THEATER)Sloooooow build-up. Ends supernatural, "Manhunter"-like batshit crazy.ORSisterly ghosts make lousy junior detective partners.
17: THE INFLUENCER PROJECT (DENMARK/USA, '26, THEATER)Stalker harasses pampered, self-centered influencer. Go... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯OR"Blair Witch" creators can't catch lighting... again.ORLivestream comments best part of movie. #LowerStandards
18: LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2023, 4K UHD)FMK: F*ck Kimmel. Marry Seth. K¡ll Fallon.ORSorry Jack. Carson's Faustian bargain takes priority.
The Substance (2024 Dir. Coralie Fargeat)I just need 2 words… “Still would.”
The Grudge (2004)Not the craziest thing Buffy has faced.
Leprechaun (1993)They made SEVEN more of these!?!? Ooof
As Above, So Below (2014)Da Vinci Code always lacked ghost pianos
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 13-15 (1990) Sam Kinnison. Iggy Pop. Together at last!
Horror Hotline… Big Head Monster (2005)Well, at least the title is entertaining
Man's Best Friend (1993)Neighbor kid is more 90s than Pogs
PARASITE (1982, dir. Charles Band)Let's do some Mad Max, then AlienorEven Demi Moore had to start somewhere
Ghostwatch:Parkinson’s groundbreaking investigation of haunted glory hole.
THE CAT GIRL (1957)Some women have a cat inside them
Azrael (2024, dir. E.L. Katz)Finnish actor Eero Milonoff's in this. Yay!
THE CREEPER (1948)Nightmares, serums, killers, romance in random order
IS GOD IS (2026) Best swimming pool scene since The Strangers.
The Bad Batch (2016)Giovanni Ribisi with another measured, nuanced performance
Evil Dead Burn (2026)A lamp, really? A fucking lamp? Lol
Until Dawn (2025, dir. David F. Sandberg)Should've watched a Let's Play video instead.
Inside (2007)That's enough New French Extremity for now.
I had a chance to watch this with a crowd last year. Most people were very quiet after it ended.
A CANDLE FOR THE DEVIL (1973)Sisterly love can be taken too farorMoral of story: Beware of the self-righteous
First ones! :)Backrooms (2026): Scariest thought: the portal inexplicably stops working.Obsession (2026): "Love" doesn't inspire cooked pets. Wish fraud!
Fright Night (2011)Filmed in the dark by actual vampires
The Hitcher (1986)Did they ever explain the finger fry?
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CONTEMPORARY INTERNATIONAL HORROR THEATRICAL DOUBLE FEATURE.
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Sloooooow build-up. Ends supernatural, "Manhunter"-like batshit crazy.
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Sisterly ghosts make lousy junior detective partners.
17: THE INFLUENCER PROJECT (DENMARK/USA, '26, THEATER)
ReplyDeleteStalker harasses pampered, self-centered influencer. Go... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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"Blair Witch" creators can't catch lighting... again.
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Livestream comments best part of movie. #LowerStandards
18: LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2023, 4K UHD)
ReplyDeleteFMK: F*ck Kimmel. Marry Seth. K¡ll Fallon.
OR
Sorry Jack. Carson's Faustian bargain takes priority.
The Substance (2024 Dir. Coralie Fargeat)
ReplyDeleteI just need 2 words… “Still would.”
The Grudge (2004)
ReplyDeleteNot the craziest thing Buffy has faced.
Leprechaun (1993)
ReplyDeleteThey made SEVEN more of these!?!? Ooof
As Above, So Below (2014)
ReplyDeleteDa Vinci Code always lacked ghost pianos
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 13-15 (1990)
ReplyDeleteSam Kinnison. Iggy Pop. Together at last!
Horror Hotline… Big Head Monster (2005)
ReplyDeleteWell, at least the title is entertaining
Man's Best Friend (1993)
ReplyDeleteNeighbor kid is more 90s than Pogs
PARASITE (1982, dir. Charles Band)
ReplyDeleteLet's do some Mad Max, then Alien
or
Even Demi Moore had to start somewhere
Ghostwatch:
ReplyDeleteParkinson’s groundbreaking investigation of haunted glory hole.
THE CAT GIRL (1957)
ReplyDeleteSome women have a cat inside them
Azrael (2024, dir. E.L. Katz)
ReplyDeleteFinnish actor Eero Milonoff's in this. Yay!
THE CREEPER (1948)
ReplyDeleteNightmares, serums, killers, romance in random order
IS GOD IS (2026)
ReplyDeleteBest swimming pool scene since The Strangers.
The Bad Batch (2016)
ReplyDeleteGiovanni Ribisi with another measured, nuanced performance
Evil Dead Burn (2026)
ReplyDeleteA lamp, really? A fucking lamp? Lol
Until Dawn (2025, dir. David F. Sandberg)
ReplyDeleteShould've watched a Let's Play video instead.
Inside (2007)
ReplyDeleteThat's enough New French Extremity for now.
I had a chance to watch this with a crowd last year. Most people were very quiet after it ended.
DeleteA CANDLE FOR THE DEVIL (1973)
ReplyDeleteSisterly love can be taken too far
or
Moral of story: Beware of the self-righteous
First ones! :)
ReplyDeleteBackrooms (2026): Scariest thought: the portal inexplicably stops working.
Obsession (2026): "Love" doesn't inspire cooked pets. Wish fraud!
Fright Night (2011)
ReplyDeleteFilmed in the dark by actual vampires
The Hitcher (1986)
ReplyDeleteDid they ever explain the finger fry?