CONTEMPORARY INTERNATIONAL HORROR THEATRICAL DOUBLE FEATURE.16: NEVER AFTER DARK (JAPAN, 2026, THEATER)Sloooooow build-up. Ends supernatural, "Manhunter"-like batshit crazy.ORSisterly ghosts make lousy junior detective partners.
17: THE INFLUENCER PROJECT (DENMARK/USA, '26, THEATER)Stalker harasses pampered, self-centered influencer. Go... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯OR"Blair Witch" creators can't catch lighting... again.ORLivestream comments best part of movie. #LowerStandards
18: LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2023, 4K UHD)FMK: F*ck Kimmel. Marry Seth. K¡ll Fallon.ORSorry Jack. Carson's Faustian bargain takes priority.
The Substance (2024 Dir. Coralie Fargeat)I just need 2 words… “Still would.”
The Grudge (2004)Not the craziest thing Buffy has faced.
Leprechaun (1993)They made SEVEN more of these!?!? Ooof
As Above, So Below (2014)Da Vinci Code always lacked ghost pianos
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 13-15 (1990) Sam Kinnison. Iggy Pop. Together at last!
Horror Hotline… Big Head Monster (2005)Well, at least the title is entertaining
Man's Best Friend (1993)Neighbor kid is more 90s than Pogs
PARASITE (1982, dir. Charles Band)Let's do some Mad Max, then AlienorEven Demi Moore had to start somewhere
Ghostwatch:Parkinson’s groundbreaking investigation of haunted glory hole.
THE CAT GIRL (1957)Some women have a cat inside them
Azrael (2024, dir. E.L. Katz)Finnish actor Eero Milonoff's in this. Yay!
THE CREEPER (1948)Nightmares, serums, killers, romance in random order
IS GOD IS (2026) Best swimming pool scene since The Strangers.
The Bad Batch (2016)Giovanni Ribisi with another measured, nuanced performance
Evil Dead Burn (2026)A lamp, really? A fucking lamp? Lol
Until Dawn (2025, dir. David F. Sandberg)Should've watched a Let's Play video instead.
Inside (2007)That's enough New French Extremity for now.
I had a chance to watch this with a crowd last year. Most people were very quiet after it ended.
A CANDLE FOR THE DEVIL (1973)Sisterly love can be taken too farorMoral of story: Beware of the self-righteous
First ones! :)Backrooms (2026): Scariest thought: the portal inexplicably stops working.Obsession (2026): "Love" doesn't inspire cooked pets. Wish fraud!
Fright Night (2011)Filmed in the dark by actual vampires
The Hitcher (1986)Did they ever explain the finger fry?
Saw (2004)Everybody cut, everybody cut, everybody cut, footloose
Child's Play 3 (1991, dir. Jack Bender)Garak is definitely not "just a barber".
Redux Redux (2025)Recommended viewing if you dig on multiverses
Leprechaun: Origins (2014)This isn't the one with the Ewok?
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998):Fun in spots. Still a Miner entry.
👏😄👍
Backrooms (2026)You thought shopping in IKEA was bad.
In a Violent Nature (2024)Namaste, Johnny. Now, let's see pigeon pose!
THEATRE OF BLOOD (1973)dir. Douglas Hickox Wanamaker was right: evil, sexy Hamlet rules!
Hell House LLC: Lineage (2025)They're writing the script while I'm streaming.
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)Very accurate depiction of American prepper culture.
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (2025) Makes original look like cinema’s greatest masterpiece.
The Birds (1963)Tippi plays the most hilarious bird pranks
The Monkey (2025)Nothing tastes better than mouthful of bees
Pet Sematary (1989)Kissing Tasha Yar tastes like eye juice
Man's Best Friend (1993)Good boy, Max! Bad hair, Ally Sheedy
The Amityville Horror (2005)Gives off big "Always Sunny" vibes (derogatory).
Stepfather 3 (1992, dir. Guy Magar)Stepfather came and knocked on her door.
Wishmaster (1997)Parties with Divoff can be very Riske!
LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY (2026) Just feed the kid some tana leaves.
Grave Encounters (2011)Written and directed by The Vicious Brothers
The Mummy (1932)"Imhotep. The relatively laid-back name in horror."
Saw III (2006) Spin me right round, baby, right round
WEREWOLF IN A GIRLS’ DORMITORY (1961) Maybe girls should avoid the gloomy forest.
Halloween(1978 Dir John Carpenter)If only the nurse drove a standard
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)I'd erect a temple to that bone
Blood Feast (1963)Egypt me! Ishtar any other caterers around?
House of Wax (1953)Guy gets burned in bad business deal.
The Sadness (2021)Second finger-eating of the month already!
Buddy (2026; Dir. Casper Kelly) I hope child therapists were on set.
Review count for day 5: 54Review total after day 5: 297
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CONTEMPORARY INTERNATIONAL HORROR THEATRICAL DOUBLE FEATURE.
ReplyDelete16: NEVER AFTER DARK (JAPAN, 2026, THEATER)
Sloooooow build-up. Ends supernatural, "Manhunter"-like batshit crazy.
OR
Sisterly ghosts make lousy junior detective partners.
17: THE INFLUENCER PROJECT (DENMARK/USA, '26, THEATER)
ReplyDeleteStalker harasses pampered, self-centered influencer. Go... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
OR
"Blair Witch" creators can't catch lighting... again.
OR
Livestream comments best part of movie. #LowerStandards
18: LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2023, 4K UHD)
ReplyDeleteFMK: F*ck Kimmel. Marry Seth. K¡ll Fallon.
OR
Sorry Jack. Carson's Faustian bargain takes priority.
The Substance (2024 Dir. Coralie Fargeat)
ReplyDeleteI just need 2 words… “Still would.”
The Grudge (2004)
ReplyDeleteNot the craziest thing Buffy has faced.
Leprechaun (1993)
ReplyDeleteThey made SEVEN more of these!?!? Ooof
As Above, So Below (2014)
ReplyDeleteDa Vinci Code always lacked ghost pianos
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 13-15 (1990)
ReplyDeleteSam Kinnison. Iggy Pop. Together at last!
Horror Hotline… Big Head Monster (2005)
ReplyDeleteWell, at least the title is entertaining
Man's Best Friend (1993)
ReplyDeleteNeighbor kid is more 90s than Pogs
PARASITE (1982, dir. Charles Band)
ReplyDeleteLet's do some Mad Max, then Alien
or
Even Demi Moore had to start somewhere
Ghostwatch:
ReplyDeleteParkinson’s groundbreaking investigation of haunted glory hole.
THE CAT GIRL (1957)
ReplyDeleteSome women have a cat inside them
Azrael (2024, dir. E.L. Katz)
ReplyDeleteFinnish actor Eero Milonoff's in this. Yay!
THE CREEPER (1948)
ReplyDeleteNightmares, serums, killers, romance in random order
IS GOD IS (2026)
ReplyDeleteBest swimming pool scene since The Strangers.
The Bad Batch (2016)
ReplyDeleteGiovanni Ribisi with another measured, nuanced performance
Evil Dead Burn (2026)
ReplyDeleteA lamp, really? A fucking lamp? Lol
Until Dawn (2025, dir. David F. Sandberg)
ReplyDeleteShould've watched a Let's Play video instead.
Inside (2007)
ReplyDeleteThat's enough New French Extremity for now.
I had a chance to watch this with a crowd last year. Most people were very quiet after it ended.
DeleteA CANDLE FOR THE DEVIL (1973)
ReplyDeleteSisterly love can be taken too far
or
Moral of story: Beware of the self-righteous
First ones! :)
ReplyDeleteBackrooms (2026): Scariest thought: the portal inexplicably stops working.
Obsession (2026): "Love" doesn't inspire cooked pets. Wish fraud!
Fright Night (2011)
ReplyDeleteFilmed in the dark by actual vampires
The Hitcher (1986)
ReplyDeleteDid they ever explain the finger fry?
Saw (2004)
ReplyDeleteEverybody cut, everybody cut, everybody cut, footloose
Child's Play 3 (1991, dir. Jack Bender)
ReplyDeleteGarak is definitely not "just a barber".
Redux Redux (2025)
ReplyDeleteRecommended viewing if you dig on multiverses
Leprechaun: Origins (2014)
ReplyDeleteThis isn't the one with the Ewok?
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998):
ReplyDeleteFun in spots. Still a Miner entry.
👏😄👍
DeleteBackrooms (2026)
ReplyDeleteYou thought shopping in IKEA was bad.
In a Violent Nature (2024)
ReplyDeleteNamaste, Johnny. Now, let's see pigeon pose!
THEATRE OF BLOOD (1973)
ReplyDeletedir. Douglas Hickox
Wanamaker was right: evil, sexy Hamlet rules!
Hell House LLC: Lineage (2025)
ReplyDeleteThey're writing the script while I'm streaming.
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)
ReplyDeleteVery accurate depiction of American prepper culture.
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (2025)
ReplyDeleteMakes original look like cinema’s greatest masterpiece.
The Birds (1963)
ReplyDeleteTippi plays the most hilarious bird pranks
The Monkey (2025)
ReplyDeleteNothing tastes better than mouthful of bees
Pet Sematary (1989)
ReplyDeleteKissing Tasha Yar tastes like eye juice
Man's Best Friend (1993)
ReplyDeleteGood boy, Max! Bad hair, Ally Sheedy
The Amityville Horror (2005)
ReplyDeleteGives off big "Always Sunny" vibes (derogatory).
Stepfather 3 (1992, dir. Guy Magar)
ReplyDeleteStepfather came and knocked on her door.
Wishmaster (1997)
ReplyDeleteParties with Divoff can be very Riske!
LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY (2026)
ReplyDeleteJust feed the kid some tana leaves.
Grave Encounters (2011)
ReplyDeleteWritten and directed by The Vicious Brothers
The Mummy (1932)
ReplyDelete"Imhotep. The relatively laid-back name in horror."
Saw III (2006)
ReplyDeleteSpin me right round, baby, right round
WEREWOLF IN A GIRLS’ DORMITORY (1961)
ReplyDeleteMaybe girls should avoid the gloomy forest.
Halloween(1978 Dir John Carpenter)
ReplyDeleteIf only the nurse drove a standard
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)
ReplyDeleteI'd erect a temple to that bone
Blood Feast (1963)
ReplyDeleteEgypt me! Ishtar any other caterers around?
House of Wax (1953)
ReplyDeleteGuy gets burned in bad business deal.
The Sadness (2021)
ReplyDeleteSecond finger-eating of the month already!
Buddy (2026; Dir. Casper Kelly)
ReplyDeleteI hope child therapists were on set.
Review count for day 5: 54
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 5: 297