19: John Landis' AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981, ARROW 4K UHD)MAGA viewers really like "Remember... Alamo" joke.OR--'Ever talk to corpses?'--At work, everyday.ORAlex's gonna miss 'Naughty Nina's' TV special!
20: GEORGE A. ROMERO'S DIARY OF THE DEAD (2007, HOWDY)Metaphorical feature-length re-enactment of "Dawn's" pie fight.ORDidactic, dumbed-down "documentary" designed by d!ckish doofuses.
21: GEORGE A. ROMERO'S SURVIVAL OF THE DEAD (2009, BLU-RAY)Team ̶H̶a̶t̶f̶i̶e̶l̶d̶s̶ O'Flynn? Team ̶M̶c̶C̶o̶y̶s̶ Muldoon? Neither.ORHorse's ass makes zombie eat... horse's ass.ORImproved dramatically had Patrick Muldoon played Seamus.
Joe Dante's Piranha (1978)Set the skinny-dipping movement back decades.
The Wolfman (2010)An American Spanish English Werewolf in London?
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 16-18 (1990) Better than Carol Kane? Two Carol Kanes!
The Food of the Gods (1976, dir. Bert I. Gordon)Added to next March's shopping list. #proofoffoodofthegods
Intruder (1989)Worth it for those grocery prices...
This is an underrated slasher. The premise is used very creatively.
A Bucket of Blood (1959)A ginchy time at the pucker palace.
BEETLEJUICE (1988) Otho’s new suit doesn’t look so bad.
Mandy (2018)Nic Cage always a super chill hang
Resident Evil (2026)30 minute delivery rule should not apply
EDEN LAKE (2008) dir. James Watkins Poor Jenny. Steve sucks. O’Connell never normal. (Or more to the point)I hate movies about really stupid protagonists.
Fright Night 2: New Blood (2013)Actually deserves the reputation 2 (1989) had.
The Carpenter's Son (2025)Worthwhile for Cage's (biblically accurate?) "sah-TAHN" pronunciation.
Creatures from the Abyss (1994)Jeopardy Answer: "Mid-coitus transformation to fish"
P2 (2007)First you film floating plastic bags, then...ORWay to ruin Christmas, American Beauty guy.
Smile (2022)The old timers called this shit shell-shock.
Resident Evil (2002)Is this good? Your Milla-ge may vary.
Psychomania a.k.a. The Death Wheelers (1973, dir. Don Sharp)In England, even biker zombies are polite.
A Cure for Wellness (2016)An upsetting movie I watch too often.
PARTY LINE (1988)Are the fashions or killing more horrific?orSexy beast Leif Garrett loves to talk
DONNIE DARKO (2001)Frank is such a cuddly bunny rabbit
Carrie (2013)Oh yes, infamous frump Chloë Grace Moretz
Carrie (2002)Wait, Carrie caused the Smallville meteor shower?!
Organ Trail (2023)Halfway through my interest died of dysentery
MaXXXineAlways forgot how many X’s in title.
CARRIE (1976) Is Billy Nolan related to Christopher Nolan?
Event Horizon (1997)This and Boogie Nights in same year
Evil Dead Burn(2026 Dir Sébastien Vaniček)When did Evil Dead stop being fun?
Screamers (1995) Humanity's last words: "A screamer sex bot?!"
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)Movie magic: rich kids experiencing guilt, consequences.
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The Haunting (1999)Minority Report saved Spielberg from haunting us.
Scary Movie 2 (2001)Ask your grandpa to explain the jokes.
IT’S WHAT’S INSIDE (2025) The game: which a-hole influencer is which?
Blade (1998)The rave was scary before the vampires
EVIL DEAD BURN (2026) Not sure that’s how hot waxing works.
The Devil's Bath (2024)My "Devil's Bath" is way more fun.
Terror Train (2022)Sometimes I think I really hate myself.
Death Becomes Her (1992)Dead Goldie unlocked something inside of me
Deep Red (1975)Actually, the red was not deep enough
Homicidal (1961; Dir. William Castle) Homages to Psycho; homaged by Sleepaway Camp?
Review count for day 6: 42Review total after day 6: 339
19: John Landis' AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981, ARROW 4K UHD)
ReplyDeleteMAGA viewers really like "Remember... Alamo" joke.
OR
--'Ever talk to corpses?'
--At work, everyday.
OR
Alex's gonna miss 'Naughty Nina's' TV special!
20: GEORGE A. ROMERO'S DIARY OF THE DEAD (2007, HOWDY)
ReplyDeleteMetaphorical feature-length re-enactment of "Dawn's" pie fight.
OR
Didactic, dumbed-down "documentary" designed by d!ckish doofuses.
21: GEORGE A. ROMERO'S SURVIVAL OF THE DEAD (2009, BLU-RAY)
ReplyDeleteTeam ̶H̶a̶t̶f̶i̶e̶l̶d̶s̶ O'Flynn? Team ̶M̶c̶C̶o̶y̶s̶ Muldoon? Neither.
OR
Horse's ass makes zombie eat... horse's ass.
OR
Improved dramatically had Patrick Muldoon played Seamus.
Joe Dante's Piranha (1978)
ReplyDeleteSet the skinny-dipping movement back decades.
The Wolfman (2010)
ReplyDeleteAn American Spanish English Werewolf in London?
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 16-18 (1990)
ReplyDeleteBetter than Carol Kane? Two Carol Kanes!
The Food of the Gods (1976, dir. Bert I. Gordon)
ReplyDeleteAdded to next March's shopping list. #proofoffoodofthegods
Intruder (1989)
ReplyDeleteWorth it for those grocery prices...
This is an underrated slasher. The premise is used very creatively.
DeleteA Bucket of Blood (1959)
ReplyDeleteA ginchy time at the pucker palace.
BEETLEJUICE (1988)
ReplyDeleteOtho’s new suit doesn’t look so bad.
Mandy (2018)
ReplyDeleteNic Cage always a super chill hang
Resident Evil (2026)
ReplyDelete30 minute delivery rule should not apply
EDEN LAKE (2008) dir. James Watkins
ReplyDeletePoor Jenny. Steve sucks. O’Connell never normal.
(Or more to the point)
I hate movies about really stupid protagonists.
Fright Night 2: New Blood (2013)
ReplyDeleteActually deserves the reputation 2 (1989) had.
The Carpenter's Son (2025)
ReplyDeleteWorthwhile for Cage's (biblically accurate?) "sah-TAHN" pronunciation.
Creatures from the Abyss (1994)
ReplyDeleteJeopardy Answer: "Mid-coitus transformation to fish"
P2 (2007)
ReplyDeleteFirst you film floating plastic bags, then...
OR
Way to ruin Christmas, American Beauty guy.
Smile (2022)
ReplyDeleteThe old timers called this shit shell-shock.
Resident Evil (2002)
ReplyDeleteIs this good? Your Milla-ge may vary.
Psychomania a.k.a. The Death Wheelers (1973, dir. Don Sharp)
ReplyDeleteIn England, even biker zombies are polite.
A Cure for Wellness (2016)
ReplyDeleteAn upsetting movie I watch too often.
PARTY LINE (1988)
ReplyDeleteAre the fashions or killing more horrific?
or
Sexy beast Leif Garrett loves to talk
DONNIE DARKO (2001)
ReplyDeleteFrank is such a cuddly bunny rabbit
Carrie (2013)
ReplyDeleteOh yes, infamous frump Chloë Grace Moretz
Carrie (2002)
ReplyDeleteWait, Carrie caused the Smallville meteor shower?!
Organ Trail (2023)
ReplyDeleteHalfway through my interest died of dysentery
MaXXXine
ReplyDeleteAlways forgot how many X’s in title.
CARRIE (1976)
ReplyDeleteIs Billy Nolan related to Christopher Nolan?
Event Horizon (1997)
ReplyDeleteThis and Boogie Nights in same year
Evil Dead Burn(2026 Dir Sébastien Vaniček)
ReplyDeleteWhen did Evil Dead stop being fun?
Screamers (1995)
ReplyDeleteHumanity's last words: "A screamer sex bot?!"
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
ReplyDeleteMovie magic: rich kids experiencing guilt, consequences.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteThe Haunting (1999)
ReplyDeleteMinority Report saved Spielberg from haunting us.
Scary Movie 2 (2001)
ReplyDeleteAsk your grandpa to explain the jokes.
IT’S WHAT’S INSIDE (2025)
ReplyDeleteThe game: which a-hole influencer is which?
Blade (1998)
ReplyDeleteThe rave was scary before the vampires
EVIL DEAD BURN (2026)
ReplyDeleteNot sure that’s how hot waxing works.
The Devil's Bath (2024)
ReplyDeleteMy "Devil's Bath" is way more fun.
Terror Train (2022)
ReplyDeleteSometimes I think I really hate myself.
Death Becomes Her (1992)
ReplyDeleteDead Goldie unlocked something inside of me
Deep Red (1975)
ReplyDeleteActually, the red was not deep enough
Homicidal (1961; Dir. William Castle)
ReplyDeleteHomages to Psycho; homaged by Sleepaway Camp?
Review count for day 6: 42
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 6: 339