30: OTHER MOMMY (2026, AMC PRIME)Creepiest 'Uncle Frank' since first two "Hellraisers."OR--'What LIES Beneath?'--'True LIES!'--'LIAR LIAR!'ORNot quite "Malignant 2.0," but awfully close.
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EARLY 70'S HUMAN CREATURE DOUBLE FEATURE!31: Anthony M. Lanza's THE INCREDIBLE 2-HEADED TRANSPLANT (1971, KINO BLU-RAY)"Re-Animator's" r@pey, inbred, incestuous white trashy cousin.ORBaby Bruce Dern's mad scientist's true monster.ORCasey Kasem minus 'Scooby' gang equals 'R.'
32: Andy Milligan's THE MAN WITH TWO HEADS (1972, 35MM AT BROOKLYN'S NITEHAWK CINEMA)Even with drunk/appreciative crowd, too cerebral.OR'Secret ingredient is... serial killer brain serum!'ORMilligan stretches miniscule budget past breaking point.
Audition (1999)I don't know. She's pretty and interestingOrI'd never have to tie shoelaces againOrJust living that new trendy sack life
Night Key (1937)So ANYTHING with Boris Karloff is horror?
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 25-27 (1991) I fought the MacLachlan and MacLachlan won.
Scary MOVIE challenge.
The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror V: The Shinning, Time and Punishment, Nightmare Cafeteria (1994)Best Parody. Most funny. Extremely disturbing. Perfection!
🤡
A Field in England (2013, dir. Ben Wheatley)A pleasant boys' weekend in the country.
SLEEPAWAY SLASHER (2020) Possibly inaccurate depiction of the filmmaking process.
Night of the Demons (1988)Her chapped nipples quickly devoured that lipstick
MaXXXine (2024)Hot take - might be the best one.
WE ARE STILL HERE (2015) dir. Ted Geoghegan When will something start happen- - HOLY CRAP!
The Addiction (1995)Philosophizer AND vampire that's a potent mix
The Haunting (1963, dir. Robert Wise)Keep that racket down! Trying to sleep!
The Others (2001)More like The Turn of the Shrew.
The Gate (1987)"No summoning the Old Gods, okay kids?"
Halloween (2018):This felt so prestige-y at the time.
Seed of Chucky (2004, dir. Don Mancini)A better Britney Spears movie than Crossroads.
UndertoneA video podcast qualifies as a movie?
And I would totally watch an F This Movie video podcast movie.
28 Years Later The Bone Temple (2026)Samson’s full of glory at Bone Temple
V/H/S/Mixtape (2026)Not a GWAR fan? Well, good luck.
Halloween Kills (2021):It took three people to write this.
Dracula (1979)John Badham: “Horny’s great!”Coppola: “Less subtlety!”
Dracula / Horror of Dracula (1958)Hammer somehow invented the second screen movie.(Only kidding.)
Final Destination (2000)Ya know, Death works in mysterious ways.
Underworld: Evolution (2006)Why are there people like Markus Corvinus?
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026, dir. Jane Schoenbrun)Dipping Sauce fetishization sequence my spirit animal.
Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s RevengeExploding Flaming Weiners. Exploding Flaming Weiners. Yummmm
THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW (1982) There's drama, then there's sorority girl drama.
Death certainly doesn't follow OSHA safety guidelines.
What movie? 🤔
They Will Kill You(2026 Dir Kirill Sokolov)Ready or Not its the satanic Raid!
The Tingler (1959)"...and that's why our rep theater closed"
The Ugly Stepsister (2025)Ten toes down she standing on business
THE FLY (1958) My, what grotesquely bulbous eyes you have.
Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998)Nephews learned about the scary movie challenge
Arachnophobia (1990)Weaning off Prozac with Harley Jane Kozak
V/H/S/Halloween (2025) (Shudder)I should've just watched my Halloween VHS.
The Haunting (1999)Counted no less than five Wilson “Wow”s
IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS (1994, dir. John Carpenter)A trip Sam Neill will never forgetorLovecraftian tentacled monster show to the max
A QUIET PLACE (2018)Not the best time for a familyorCreatures hear better than the Knights Templar?
SCREAMERS or ISLAND OF THE FISHMEN (1981, dir. Sergio Martino)What?... Fishmen, voodoo, experiments, treasure, added footage
Review count for day 9: 41Review total after day 9: 464
Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark (2019)Sarah Bellows Writer's Workshop builds "straw"ng characters.
30: OTHER MOMMY (2026, AMC PRIME)
ReplyDeleteCreepiest 'Uncle Frank' since first two "Hellraisers."
OR
--'What LIES Beneath?'
--'True LIES!'
--'LIAR LIAR!'
OR
Not quite "Malignant 2.0," but awfully close.
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ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
DeleteEARLY 70'S HUMAN CREATURE DOUBLE FEATURE!
ReplyDelete31: Anthony M. Lanza's THE INCREDIBLE 2-HEADED TRANSPLANT (1971, KINO BLU-RAY)
"Re-Animator's" r@pey, inbred, incestuous white trashy cousin.
OR
Baby Bruce Dern's mad scientist's true monster.
OR
Casey Kasem minus 'Scooby' gang equals 'R.'
32: Andy Milligan's THE MAN WITH TWO HEADS (1972, 35MM AT BROOKLYN'S NITEHAWK CINEMA)
DeleteEven with drunk/appreciative crowd, too cerebral.
OR
'Secret ingredient is... serial killer brain serum!'
OR
Milligan stretches miniscule budget past breaking point.
Audition (1999)
ReplyDeleteI don't know. She's pretty and interesting
Or
I'd never have to tie shoelaces again
Or
Just living that new trendy sack life
Night Key (1937)
ReplyDeleteSo ANYTHING with Boris Karloff is horror?
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 25-27 (1991)
ReplyDeleteI fought the MacLachlan and MacLachlan won.
Scary MOVIE challenge.
DeleteThe Simpsons Treehouse of Horror V: The Shinning, Time and Punishment, Nightmare Cafeteria (1994)
DeleteBest Parody. Most funny. Extremely disturbing. Perfection!
🤡
DeleteA Field in England (2013, dir. Ben Wheatley)
ReplyDeleteA pleasant boys' weekend in the country.
SLEEPAWAY SLASHER (2020)
ReplyDeletePossibly inaccurate depiction of the filmmaking process.
Night of the Demons (1988)
ReplyDeleteHer chapped nipples quickly devoured that lipstick
MaXXXine (2024)
ReplyDeleteHot take - might be the best one.
WE ARE STILL HERE (2015)
ReplyDeletedir. Ted Geoghegan
When will something start happen- - HOLY CRAP!
The Addiction (1995)
ReplyDeletePhilosophizer AND vampire that's a potent mix
The Haunting (1963, dir. Robert Wise)
ReplyDeleteKeep that racket down! Trying to sleep!
The Others (2001)
ReplyDeleteMore like The Turn of the Shrew.
The Gate (1987)
ReplyDelete"No summoning the Old Gods, okay kids?"
Halloween (2018):
ReplyDeleteThis felt so prestige-y at the time.
Seed of Chucky (2004, dir. Don Mancini)
ReplyDeleteA better Britney Spears movie than Crossroads.
Undertone
ReplyDeleteA video podcast qualifies as a movie?
And I would totally watch an F This Movie video podcast movie.
Delete28 Years Later The Bone Temple (2026)
ReplyDeleteSamson’s full of glory at Bone Temple
V/H/S/Mixtape (2026)
ReplyDeleteNot a GWAR fan? Well, good luck.
Halloween Kills (2021):
ReplyDeleteIt took three people to write this.
Dracula (1979)
ReplyDeleteJohn Badham: “Horny’s great!”
Coppola: “Less subtlety!”
Dracula / Horror of Dracula (1958)
ReplyDeleteHammer somehow invented the second screen movie.
(Only kidding.)
Final Destination (2000)
ReplyDeleteYa know, Death works in mysterious ways.
Underworld: Evolution (2006)
ReplyDeleteWhy are there people like Markus Corvinus?
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026, dir. Jane Schoenbrun)
ReplyDeleteDipping Sauce fetishization sequence my spirit animal.
Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge
ReplyDeleteExploding Flaming Weiners. Exploding Flaming Weiners. Yummmm
THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW (1982)
ReplyDeleteThere's drama, then there's sorority girl drama.
Death certainly doesn't follow OSHA safety guidelines.
ReplyDeleteWhat movie? 🤔
DeleteThey Will Kill You(2026 Dir Kirill Sokolov)
ReplyDeleteReady or Not its the satanic Raid!
The Tingler (1959)
ReplyDelete"...and that's why our rep theater closed"
The Ugly Stepsister (2025)
ReplyDeleteTen toes down she standing on business
THE FLY (1958)
ReplyDeleteMy, what grotesquely bulbous eyes you have.
Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998)
ReplyDeleteNephews learned about the scary movie challenge
Arachnophobia (1990)
ReplyDeleteWeaning off Prozac with Harley Jane Kozak
V/H/S/Halloween (2025) (Shudder)
ReplyDeleteI should've just watched my Halloween VHS.
The Haunting (1999)
ReplyDeleteCounted no less than five Wilson “Wow”s
IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS (1994, dir. John Carpenter)
ReplyDeleteA trip Sam Neill will never forget
or
Lovecraftian tentacled monster show to the max
A QUIET PLACE (2018)
ReplyDeleteNot the best time for a family
or
Creatures hear better than the Knights Templar?
SCREAMERS or ISLAND OF THE FISHMEN (1981, dir. Sergio Martino)
ReplyDeleteWhat?... Fishmen, voodoo, experiments, treasure, added footage
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteReview count for day 9: 41
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 9: 464
Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark (2019)
ReplyDeleteSarah Bellows Writer's Workshop builds "straw"ng characters.