83: Sean S. Cunningham's FRIDAY THE 13TH: UNRATED (1980, 4K UHD)Annie's missing?'Snake. It's what's for dinner.'ORWait... where the hell is Linda Cardellini?ORLast one credited (Ari Lehman) steals show.
84: Michael J. Fox and Susan Ursitti in TEEN WOLF (1985, TUBI)Roses are red,blonde's desirable,brunette's 'Boof.'ORRemember when everybody in HS said 'British-word-for-cigarette'?ORWorst werewolf side effect? Slowed-down reverbed voice.
85: THE SNOW CREATURE (1954, FAWESOME)Himalayan Yeti visits LA. Wants to direct.ORCreature loose on brightly-lit giant sewers... again!
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 76-78 (1994) Because Jake Busey’s just gotta Jake Busey.
The Howling (1981)Werewolf movies were Slim Pickens back then
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)Little Death is really good at tetherball.
FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER (1960) Good movie, but not exactly fast paced.
Friday the 13th part 6 (1986)Jason, Owl Inspector - "Nope, not an owl"
Monkey Shines (1988, dir. George A. Romero)Stephen was the Root of the problem.
HOCUS POCUS (1993) dir. Kenny OrtegaIt’s the perfect pumpkin carving party movie
TWINS OF EVIL (1971) dir. John HoughTitle suggests killer boobs. Accurately describes Brotherhood.
Dead & Buried (1981)Started skeptical, then disarmed by the effects!
The Lure (2015)Guess he's not into chicks with scars
Black Sheep (2006)Wait a minute, this isn't Sheep Detectives.
No Spade, no Farley? No thanks!
Shriek If You Know What i Did Last Friday the 13th (2000)Tries far harder than most meh parodies.
The Fog (1980)What do the dead need with gold?
The Devils (1971)His only crime? Way too much Aura.
Witch’s Night Out (1978)Canadian animation is the uncanniest of valleys.
Wolf Man (2025)Leigh Whannell Wolf Man look like Brundlefly
The Vampire Lovers (1970)Lethal, lavish lesbian lovers lure languishing lads.
The Tingler (1959)Wait, I thought he said the Tinkler!
The Strangers: Chapter 3 (2026, dir. My Boy Renny Harlin)Like... we all wear masks, man! Y'know?
TRANSYLVANIA TWIST (1989) Wynorski's stock company meets Corman's stock footage.
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Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)Reason #1 not to get white carpeting.
Cold Storage (2026)Wasn't expecting Wild Hogs to show up.
THE CRAFT: LEGACY (2020) Second Carrie remake I’ve watched this month.
Train to Busan (2016) I need more train based horror movies.
Nightmare Beach (1989)Probably the most honest cops in Florida.
Midsommar (2019)“Five stars.” - Dani on Trip Advisor, probably
Black Sunday (1960)With those eyes... be Steele my heart
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)I have many questions about the holster
Warlock: The Armageddon (1993)Warlock walked so that Thanos could run
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)Yeah, once you know, you don't un-know.
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1986) She’s called “Trash,” but she’s a treasure.
Review count for day 26: 34Review total after day 26: 1257
83: Sean S. Cunningham's FRIDAY THE 13TH: UNRATED (1980, 4K UHD)
ReplyDeleteAnnie's missing?
'Snake. It's what's for dinner.'
OR
Wait... where the hell is Linda Cardellini?
OR
Last one credited (Ari Lehman) steals show.
84: Michael J. Fox and Susan Ursitti in TEEN WOLF (1985, TUBI)
ReplyDeleteRoses are red,
blonde's desirable,
brunette's 'Boof.'
OR
Remember when everybody in HS said 'British-word-for-cigarette'?
OR
Worst werewolf side effect? Slowed-down reverbed voice.
85: THE SNOW CREATURE (1954, FAWESOME)
ReplyDeleteHimalayan Yeti visits LA. Wants to direct.
OR
Creature loose on brightly-lit giant sewers... again!
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 76-78 (1994)
ReplyDeleteBecause Jake Busey’s just gotta Jake Busey.
The Howling (1981)
ReplyDeleteWerewolf movies were Slim Pickens back then
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)
ReplyDeleteLittle Death is really good at tetherball.
FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER (1960)
ReplyDeleteGood movie, but not exactly fast paced.
Friday the 13th part 6 (1986)
ReplyDeleteJason, Owl Inspector - "Nope, not an owl"
Monkey Shines (1988, dir. George A. Romero)
ReplyDeleteStephen was the Root of the problem.
HOCUS POCUS (1993) dir. Kenny Ortega
ReplyDeleteIt’s the perfect pumpkin carving party movie
TWINS OF EVIL (1971) dir. John Hough
ReplyDeleteTitle suggests killer boobs.
Accurately describes Brotherhood.
Dead & Buried (1981)
ReplyDeleteStarted skeptical, then disarmed by the effects!
The Lure (2015)
ReplyDeleteGuess he's not into chicks with scars
Black Sheep (2006)
ReplyDeleteWait a minute, this isn't Sheep Detectives.
No Spade, no Farley? No thanks!
DeleteShriek If You Know What i Did Last Friday the 13th (2000)
ReplyDeleteTries far harder than most meh parodies.
The Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteWhat do the dead need with gold?
The Devils (1971)
ReplyDeleteHis only crime? Way too much Aura.
Witch’s Night Out (1978)
ReplyDeleteCanadian animation is the uncanniest of valleys.
Wolf Man (2025)
ReplyDeleteLeigh Whannell Wolf Man look like Brundlefly
The Vampire Lovers (1970)
ReplyDeleteLethal, lavish lesbian lovers lure languishing lads.
The Tingler (1959)
ReplyDeleteWait, I thought he said the Tinkler!
The Strangers: Chapter 3 (2026, dir. My Boy Renny Harlin)
ReplyDeleteLike... we all wear masks, man! Y'know?
TRANSYLVANIA TWIST (1989)
ReplyDeleteWynorski's stock company meets Corman's stock footage.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteHellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
ReplyDeleteReason #1 not to get white carpeting.
Cold Storage (2026)
ReplyDeleteWasn't expecting Wild Hogs to show up.
THE CRAFT: LEGACY (2020)
ReplyDeleteSecond Carrie remake I’ve watched this month.
Train to Busan (2016)
ReplyDeleteI need more train based horror movies.
Nightmare Beach (1989)
ReplyDeleteProbably the most honest cops in Florida.
Midsommar (2019)
ReplyDelete“Five stars.” - Dani on Trip Advisor, probably
Black Sunday (1960)
ReplyDeleteWith those eyes... be Steele my heart
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
ReplyDeleteI have many questions about the holster
Warlock: The Armageddon (1993)
ReplyDeleteWarlock walked so that Thanos could run
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
ReplyDeleteYeah, once you know, you don't un-know.
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1986)
ReplyDeleteShe’s called “Trash,” but she’s a treasure.
Review count for day 26: 34
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 26: 1257