'UNIVERSAL MONSTER LEGENDS' SLOPPY AFTERLIFE SECONDS' DOUBLE BILL!46: BORIS KARLOFF - Michael Curtiz's THE WALKING DEAD (1936, HBO MAX)Crooked lawyers more evil than resurrected corpse.ORZombie plays piano worse than 'Bub' shaves.ORKarloff wins staredown close-ups duel versus Chaney.
47: LON CHANEY JR. - INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN (1957, HBO MAX)Half "Dragnet" procedural, half revenge-fueled lunkhead rampage.ORShot on location in L.A.'s brightly-lit sewers.ORWomen's only choices: burlesque dancer, cop's wife.
48: Samuel L. Jackson in Renny Harlin's THE BEAST (2026, THEATER)[In Marky Mark's voice]--'I think President Fury's driving a 'Transformer!'OROTT gore/carnage even by Harlin standards.ORCobra/SPECTRE/M.A.D/Team Rocket combine resources.
Suicide Club (2001)Can’t unsee the skin fruit roll up
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 40-42 (1992) This show isn’t kind to con artists.
Buddy (2026)Badly wants some Spirit Halloween merch coin
😂😂
Scream (1996)It’s 30 years old? Gonna cry now
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 4: THE FINAL CHAPTER (1984) Wait a sec, is Jason wearing slacks?
Innocent blood (1992)"This director’s got blood on his hands"
Cult of Chucky (2017, dir. Don Mancini)Bride, Curse, 2, 1, Seed, Cult, 3
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 5: A NEW BEGINNING (1985) Legacy sequel: Joey survived, is new Jason.
WEREWOLVES WITHIN (2021) dir. Josh RubenNo one on EARTH answers that cellphone
Little Shop of Horrors (1986)Traditional horror moral: “Don’t Feed the Plants.”
The Kindred (1981)Brotherly conflict because one is The Thing
(Heads up F This folk! Patrick is guesting on Pure Cinema Podcast this week. Title "PCP Horrorthon 2026". Its a great ep with loads of good scary movie month suggestions!)
Thanks for the pod tip. 😄
Crimes of the Future (2022)My Cronenberg bingo cards are obsolete, AGAIN
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)Zane in his most Zany performance yet!
Buddy (2026)Precocious drama kids send loving caregiver crazy
Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955)Ancient franchise crosses over with the Mummy.
Her Private Hell (2026)Also known as, “Bisexual Lighting: The Movie”
Salems Lot (1979)I think I would let Hutch fuck
Ju-on: The Grudge (2002, dir. Takashi Shimizu)The Stallone/DeNiro movie is a sequel?
😅🤣 l got that. 😃
I had to think about it for a second
Send Help (2026)Triangle of Sadness for people with PTO.
Friday the 13th(2009 Dir Marcus Nispel)Dean free episodes are always the worst
Knock at the CabinKnock knock knockin on the Apocalpyse door.
'UNIVERSAL MONSTER LEGENDS' SLOPPY AFTERLIFE SECONDS' DOUBLE BILL!
ReplyDelete46: BORIS KARLOFF - Michael Curtiz's THE WALKING DEAD (1936, HBO MAX)
Crooked lawyers more evil than resurrected corpse.
OR
Zombie plays piano worse than 'Bub' shaves.
OR
Karloff wins staredown close-ups duel versus Chaney.
47: LON CHANEY JR. - INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN (1957, HBO MAX)
ReplyDeleteHalf "Dragnet" procedural, half revenge-fueled lunkhead rampage.
OR
Shot on location in L.A.'s brightly-lit sewers.
OR
Women's only choices: burlesque dancer, cop's wife.
48: Samuel L. Jackson in Renny Harlin's THE BEAST (2026, THEATER)
ReplyDelete[In Marky Mark's voice]
--'I think President Fury's driving a 'Transformer!'
OR
OTT gore/carnage even by Harlin standards.
OR
Cobra/SPECTRE/M.A.D/Team Rocket combine resources.
Suicide Club (2001)
ReplyDeleteCan’t unsee the skin fruit roll up
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 40-42 (1992)
ReplyDeleteThis show isn’t kind to con artists.
Buddy (2026)
ReplyDeleteBadly wants some Spirit Halloween merch coin
😂😂
DeleteScream (1996)
ReplyDeleteIt’s 30 years old? Gonna cry now
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 4: THE FINAL CHAPTER (1984)
ReplyDeleteWait a sec, is Jason wearing slacks?
Innocent blood (1992)
ReplyDelete"This director’s got blood on his hands"
Cult of Chucky (2017, dir. Don Mancini)
ReplyDeleteBride, Curse, 2, 1, Seed, Cult, 3
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 5: A NEW BEGINNING (1985)
ReplyDeleteLegacy sequel: Joey survived, is new Jason.
WEREWOLVES WITHIN (2021) dir. Josh Ruben
ReplyDeleteNo one on EARTH answers that cellphone
Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
ReplyDeleteTraditional horror moral: “Don’t Feed the Plants.”
The Kindred (1981)
ReplyDeleteBrotherly conflict because one is The Thing
(Heads up F This folk! Patrick is guesting on Pure Cinema Podcast this week. Title "PCP Horrorthon 2026". Its a great ep with loads of good scary movie month suggestions!)
DeleteThanks for the pod tip. 😄
DeleteCrimes of the Future (2022)
ReplyDeleteMy Cronenberg bingo cards are obsolete, AGAIN
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)
ReplyDeleteZane in his most Zany performance yet!
Buddy (2026)
ReplyDeletePrecocious drama kids send loving caregiver crazy
Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955)
ReplyDeleteAncient franchise crosses over with the Mummy.
Her Private Hell (2026)
ReplyDeleteAlso known as, “Bisexual Lighting: The Movie”
Salems Lot (1979)
ReplyDeleteI think I would let Hutch fuck
Ju-on: The Grudge (2002, dir. Takashi Shimizu)
ReplyDeleteThe Stallone/DeNiro movie is a sequel?
😅🤣 l got that. 😃
DeleteI had to think about it for a second
DeleteSend Help (2026)
ReplyDeleteTriangle of Sadness for people with PTO.
Friday the 13th(2009 Dir Marcus Nispel)
ReplyDeleteDean free episodes are always the worst
Knock at the Cabin
ReplyDeleteKnock knock knockin on the Apocalpyse door.