'ONE SMALL HORROR FRANCHISE, TWO BIRTH COUNTRIES' TWOFER!66: Richard Franklin's PATRICK: 113 MIN. THEATRICAL VERSION (AUSTRALIA, 1978, INDICATOR 4K UHD)Psychokinesis mumbo jumbo lacking that 'Bromley' goodness.OR'So much for women's r@pe fantasies.'🖕😠OR'Lesbians, nymphomaniacs... scoptophiliacs, exhibitionists, voyeurs' aren't coming!
67: PATRICK STILL LIVES (ITALY, 1980, YOUTUBE VERSION WITH AUTO-DUBBED, AI-POWERED ENGLISH TRANSLATION)"Giallo in Venice" filmmakers' final humanity insult.ORNow with body count, wacky theremin music.OR'Drugs have turned you queer!' 🫨🤣
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68: THE SAND (2015, FAWESOME)"Blood Beach"-like, except good and really nude!ORRemember "The Ruins"? That, but totally intoxicated.
Becky (2020)She's in that Nazi killin' business now.
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 61-63 (1993) The mummy episode stars a genuine monster.
The Screaming Skull (1958, dir. Alex Nicol)My skull was mostly yawning during this.
TREMORS (1990) Reba must be a John Woo fan.
The Village (2004)How NOT to do a director’s cameo.
Ken Russell's The Devils (1971) DCThis comment has been removed by Blogger.com
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The Whip and the Body (1963)Being whipped is… like nutmeg for her?
The Strangers: Chapter 1 (2024, dir. My Boy Renny Harlin)Blu-ray has featurette "Reimagining a Classic".Really?
Summer of fear/Stranger in Our House(1978)"Watch Wes wage war with witch switch"
Dr. Terror's House of Horrors (1965)A real horror express, if you will.
The Mist (2007)Religious humans more dangerous than Lovecraftian monsters.
Mad Monster Party (1967)Every year the same story: reliably awful.
Magic (1978)Creepy Hopkins, Creepy Dummy, Creepy Catskill Mountains.
Prom Night III : The Last Kiss (1990)Mary Lou scratches that Sherilyn Fenn itch.
Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil (1991)Guess I'll suffer through... Ooooh, Ezri Dax!
The Fog (1980)Sadly Tom Adkins' mustache is sold separately.
CURSED (2005) dir. Wes Craven Nothing is more cinematic than internet research. orEverything totally believable until tough Jesse Eisenberg.
Godzilla (1998, dir. Roland Emmerich)It's atrocious. Will watch again multiple times.
Gretel & Hansel (2020, dir. Osgood Perkins)Should've elevated Perkins. Glad he's got Longlegs!
Class of 1999 2 The Substitute Teacher(1994 Dir Mark L. Lester)Josh Miller. Most shakable little brother ever
Whiteout (2009)I want more legality discussion about Antarctica.
House Of Wax (2005)It’s still not as good as Black X-Mas.
The Collector (2009)Kevin! DON’T BREATHE on that SAW again.
Night ScreamsTwo movies are literally going on here.
ARACHNOPHOBIA (1990) Should’ve shown us the beer can collection.
Underworld: EvolutionOn second thought, not finishing this franchise.
The Stranglers of Bombay (1959)Well now I want a pet mongoose.
Halloween II (2009, dir. Rob Zombie)Forgot Weird Al Yankovic was in this.
The Vanishing (Spoorloos, 1988)Dude should've taken revenge and moved on.
Yup
Beetlejuice (1988)What's the cooldown time after saying twice?
Underworld: Awakening (2012)Kate Beckinsale can reach inside me anytime.
DOG SOLDIERS (2001) The alternate title: Assault on PAW-cinct 13.
Re-Animator (1985)The security guard was in The Majestic!
Dracula (1931) Complete Legacy Collection 4kuniversalredeem.com - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein -UKA32ABOT72R7W47
Obsession(2025 Dir Curry Barker)Once this would've been a Mannequin sequel
PIRANHA (2010)Many good actors slumming for a paycheck or Girls Gone Wild and CGI killer fish
TAROT (2024)Avoid, avoid, avoid, avoid, avoid, avoid, avoid
Hellraiser (1987) Bone dragon mighta been a bit much?
SCREAM (1996) dir. Wes CravenBroadway musical probably includes Happy Days theme
Dawn of the Dead (1978)“I’m gonna try… not to come back.”
Review count for day 21: 43Review total after day 21: 1025
'ONE SMALL HORROR FRANCHISE, TWO BIRTH COUNTRIES' TWOFER!
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Psychokinesis mumbo jumbo lacking that 'Bromley' goodness.
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'So much for women's r@pe fantasies.'🖕ðŸ˜
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'Lesbians, nymphomaniacs... scoptophiliacs, exhibitionists, voyeurs' aren't coming!
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Now with body count, wacky theremin music.
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'Drugs have turned you queer!' 🫨🤣
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ReplyDelete"Blood Beach"-like, except good and really nude!
OR
Remember "The Ruins"? That, but totally intoxicated.
Becky (2020)
ReplyDeleteShe's in that Nazi killin' business now.
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 61-63 (1993)
ReplyDeleteThe mummy episode stars a genuine monster.
The Screaming Skull (1958, dir. Alex Nicol)
ReplyDeleteMy skull was mostly yawning during this.
TREMORS (1990)
ReplyDeleteReba must be a John Woo fan.
The Village (2004)
ReplyDeleteHow NOT to do a director’s cameo.
Ken Russell's The Devils (1971) DC
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by Blogger.com
✊️😂
DeleteThe Whip and the Body (1963)
ReplyDeleteBeing whipped is… like nutmeg for her?
The Strangers: Chapter 1 (2024, dir. My Boy Renny Harlin)
ReplyDeleteBlu-ray has featurette "Reimagining a Classic".
Really?
Summer of fear/Stranger in Our House(1978)
ReplyDelete"Watch Wes wage war with witch switch"
Dr. Terror's House of Horrors (1965)
ReplyDeleteA real horror express, if you will.
The Mist (2007)
ReplyDeleteReligious humans more dangerous than Lovecraftian monsters.
Mad Monster Party (1967)
ReplyDeleteEvery year the same story: reliably awful.
Magic (1978)
ReplyDeleteCreepy Hopkins, Creepy Dummy, Creepy Catskill Mountains.
Prom Night III : The Last Kiss (1990)
ReplyDeleteMary Lou scratches that Sherilyn Fenn itch.
Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil (1991)
ReplyDeleteGuess I'll suffer through... Ooooh, Ezri Dax!
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteThe Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteSadly Tom Adkins' mustache is sold separately.
CURSED (2005) dir. Wes Craven
ReplyDeleteNothing is more cinematic than internet research.
or
Everything totally believable until tough Jesse Eisenberg.
Godzilla (1998, dir. Roland Emmerich)
ReplyDeleteIt's atrocious. Will watch again multiple times.
Gretel & Hansel (2020, dir. Osgood Perkins)
ReplyDeleteShould've elevated Perkins. Glad he's got Longlegs!
Class of 1999 2 The Substitute Teacher(1994 Dir Mark L. Lester)
ReplyDeleteJosh Miller. Most shakable little brother ever
Whiteout (2009)
ReplyDeleteI want more legality discussion about Antarctica.
House Of Wax (2005)
ReplyDeleteIt’s still not as good as Black X-Mas.
The Collector (2009)
ReplyDeleteKevin! DON’T BREATHE on that SAW again.
Night Screams
ReplyDeleteTwo movies are literally going on here.
ARACHNOPHOBIA (1990)
ReplyDeleteShould’ve shown us the beer can collection.
Underworld: Evolution
ReplyDeleteOn second thought, not finishing this franchise.
The Stranglers of Bombay (1959)
ReplyDeleteWell now I want a pet mongoose.
Halloween II (2009, dir. Rob Zombie)
ReplyDeleteForgot Weird Al Yankovic was in this.
The Vanishing (Spoorloos, 1988)
ReplyDeleteDude should've taken revenge and moved on.
Yup
DeleteBeetlejuice (1988)
ReplyDeleteWhat's the cooldown time after saying twice?
Underworld: Awakening (2012)
ReplyDeleteKate Beckinsale can reach inside me anytime.
DOG SOLDIERS (2001)
ReplyDeleteThe alternate title: Assault on PAW-cinct 13.
Re-Animator (1985)
ReplyDeleteThe security guard was in The Majestic!
Dracula (1931) Complete Legacy Collection 4k
ReplyDeleteuniversalredeem.com - Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein -UKA32ABOT72R7W47
Obsession(2025 Dir Curry Barker)
ReplyDeleteOnce this would've been a Mannequin sequel
PIRANHA (2010)
ReplyDeleteMany good actors slumming for a paycheck
or
Girls Gone Wild and CGI killer fish
TAROT (2024)
ReplyDeleteAvoid, avoid, avoid, avoid, avoid, avoid, avoid
Hellraiser (1987)
ReplyDeleteBone dragon mighta been a bit much?
SCREAM (1996) dir. Wes Craven
ReplyDeleteBroadway musical probably includes Happy Days theme
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
ReplyDelete“I’m gonna try… not to come back.”
Review count for day 21: 43
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 21: 1025