'LIAM CUNNINGHAM CAN TALK ME TO SLEEP' DOUBLE DECKER!69: Neil Marshall's DOG SOLDIERS (2002, YOUTUBE)Cameron-inspired trickery elevates Carpenter-fueled, werewolf-within 'siege' ordeal.OR"Kingsman" stole 'shoot the dog' loyalty test.ORThey never revealed who won soccer match!
70: THE LAST VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER (2023, SHOUT FACTORY 4K UHD)Captain Eliot's log entries summarized: 'WE'RE FUUUUUCKED!!!'ORDrac's rat juice diet makes him cranky.ORLove kids? Dogs? Do not watch this.
One guy ruins the cruise for everyone
😅 Mikko, can Munkee's response count as a separate review from mine since it's 7 words and independent of mine? One movie, one post, two reviews! ✌️😃
71: PRIMAL RAGE (2018, TUBI)Best 'Big Foot' carnage candy flick ever.ORNative American underbelly's gorgeous Pacific Northwest camouflage.
Night of the Living Dead(1968 Dir George Romero)They should have gone to the Pub
Nocturne (2020)Imagine Sydney Sweeney playing the frumpy sister.
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 64-66 (1993-94) When you think noir, you think Stamos.
Under Wraps (1997)-Dual role “Dauber” doin’ a dummy Mummy
Attack of the Killer Chickens: The Movie (2022)Makes Mulva films look like Citizen KaneorFowl film...clucking weird...lays egg...b(l)eak!
The Man from Planet X (1951, dir. Edgar G. Ulmer)The porn parody title practically writes itself.
Wendigo (2001)Poke Wen Di Go to the polls
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)"Psychic Warriors" is Mike's favorite Camp Miasma.
BUZZKILL (2026) Is this what sororities are really like?
Night of the Demons (1988)Lipstick, nip stick... get a grip stick
EAT A BOWL OF FUCK! I AM HERE TO PAR-TY!
WendigoSome movies look worse with 4K transfers.
The Strangers: Chapter 2 (2025, dir. My Boy Renny Harlin)3 stars. That's big for Harlin nowadays.
BILLY THE KID VS. DRACULA (1966) dir. William BeaudineSpoiler: to defeat Dracula, just throw gun
Psycho 3 (1986)Nobody puts Fahey in the cuck chair
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)Gillian Anderson: my queer awakening. Sorry, JB.
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Dawn of the Dead (1978)Romero’s scary, funny, gorgeous, must-watch masterpiece.
Black Sunday (1960)Barbara Steele or Barbara Steele? Can't choose.
The Strange Vice of Mrs Wardh (1971)I'm beginning to think Martino likes boobs
IT FOLLOWS (2015) Maybe monster just wants that clamshell e-reader.
Rubber (2010, dir. Quentin Dupieux)A lot of people get dead tyred.
Carnival of Souls (1962, dir. Herk Harvey)Hilligoss goes west, sees ghosts, gets got.
Night of the Living Dead (1968, dir. George Romero)Elite Entertainment DVD intro fakeout never topped.
Werewolves on Wheels (1971)Satanists corrupt Devil's Advocates biker gang. Irony.
Frankenstein (1931)I was lookin, didnt see any pitchforks
Buddy (2026)Topher will always be Forman to me
'LIAM CUNNINGHAM CAN TALK ME TO SLEEP' DOUBLE DECKER!
ReplyDelete69: Neil Marshall's DOG SOLDIERS (2002, YOUTUBE)
Cameron-inspired trickery elevates Carpenter-fueled, werewolf-within 'siege' ordeal.
OR
"Kingsman" stole 'shoot the dog' loyalty test.
OR
They never revealed who won soccer match!
70: THE LAST VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER (2023, SHOUT FACTORY 4K UHD)
ReplyDeleteCaptain Eliot's log entries summarized: 'WE'RE FUUUUUCKED!!!'
OR
Drac's rat juice diet makes him cranky.
OR
Love kids? Dogs? Do not watch this.
One guy ruins the cruise for everyone
Delete😅 Mikko, can Munkee's response count as a separate review from mine since it's 7 words and independent of mine? One movie, one post, two reviews! ✌️😃
Delete71: PRIMAL RAGE (2018, TUBI)
ReplyDeleteBest 'Big Foot' carnage candy flick ever.
OR
Native American underbelly's gorgeous Pacific Northwest camouflage.
Night of the Living Dead(1968 Dir George Romero)
ReplyDeleteThey should have gone to the Pub
Nocturne (2020)
ReplyDeleteImagine Sydney Sweeney playing the frumpy sister.
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 64-66 (1993-94)
ReplyDeleteWhen you think noir, you think Stamos.
Under Wraps (1997)
ReplyDelete-Dual role “Dauber” doin’ a dummy Mummy
Attack of the Killer Chickens: The Movie (2022)
ReplyDeleteMakes Mulva films look like Citizen Kane
or
Fowl film...clucking weird...lays egg...b(l)eak!
The Man from Planet X (1951, dir. Edgar G. Ulmer)
ReplyDeleteThe porn parody title practically writes itself.
Wendigo (2001)
ReplyDeletePoke Wen Di Go to the polls
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)
ReplyDelete"Psychic Warriors" is Mike's favorite Camp Miasma.
BUZZKILL (2026)
ReplyDeleteIs this what sororities are really like?
Night of the Demons (1988)
ReplyDeleteLipstick, nip stick... get a grip stick
EAT A BOWL OF FUCK! I AM HERE TO PAR-TY!
DeleteWendigo
ReplyDeleteSome movies look worse with 4K transfers.
The Strangers: Chapter 2 (2025, dir. My Boy Renny Harlin)
ReplyDelete3 stars. That's big for Harlin nowadays.
BILLY THE KID VS. DRACULA (1966)
ReplyDeletedir. William Beaudine
Spoiler: to defeat Dracula, just throw gun
Psycho 3 (1986)
ReplyDeleteNobody puts Fahey in the cuck chair
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)
ReplyDeleteGillian Anderson: my queer awakening. Sorry, JB.
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ReplyDeleteDawn of the Dead (1978)
ReplyDeleteRomero’s scary, funny, gorgeous, must-watch masterpiece.
Black Sunday (1960)
ReplyDeleteBarbara Steele or Barbara Steele? Can't choose.
The Strange Vice of Mrs Wardh (1971)
ReplyDeleteI'm beginning to think Martino likes boobs
IT FOLLOWS (2015)
ReplyDeleteMaybe monster just wants that clamshell e-reader.
Rubber (2010, dir. Quentin Dupieux)
ReplyDeleteA lot of people get dead tyred.
Carnival of Souls (1962, dir. Herk Harvey)
ReplyDeleteHilligoss goes west, sees ghosts, gets got.
Night of the Living Dead (1968, dir. George Romero)
ReplyDeleteElite Entertainment DVD intro fakeout never topped.
Werewolves on Wheels (1971)
ReplyDeleteSatanists corrupt Devil's Advocates biker gang. Irony.
Frankenstein (1931)
ReplyDeleteI was lookin, didnt see any pitchforks
Buddy (2026)
ReplyDeleteTopher will always be Forman to me