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'EUROPEAN ARTHOUSE HORROR THE YEAR I WAS BORN' TRIPLE!90: Renato Polselli's BL@CK MAG¡C RITES, aka THE RE!NCARNAT¡ON OF ISABEL (ITALY, 1973, INDICATOR 4K UHD)BATshit insane even by Italian horror standards.ORSilly 3s0me set to ragtime piano tune?ORW!tch b*rners? S@t@nists? Bourgeoisie class? All welcome!OR1400's or then-present, vampir¡c 70's haircuts ruled!
91: Jean Rollin's THE IRON ROSE, aka LA ROSE DE FER (FRANCE, '73, INDICATOR 4K UHD)Bras strictly forbidden in regional French cemeteries.ORClown amongst the tombs? Rollin, you freak!
92: Lina Romay in Jess Franco's FEMALE VAMPIRE (FRANCE/BELGIUM, '73, DVD)Gorgeous island/female bloodsuckers, really ugly dudes.ORAlice Arno, Monica Swinn's whipping boy? MEEE!ORDoctor Orloff's JFU (Jess Franco Universe) return.
Body Bags (1993) One formaldehyde tini please, shaken not stirred.
Pinocchio Unstrung (2026):But did he ever get his dick?
Rob! Go to your room! (LOL)
Bring Her Back (2025)Pro feminist take: Women can gaslight too
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 82-84 (1995) That monkey’s paw sure does get around.
The Shining (1980)Redrum Redrum RedrumRedrum Redrum RedrumRedrum!
THE COMPANY OF WOLVES (1984) dir. Neil JordanWes Anderson’s Into the Tim Burton Woods.
Clayface (2026)Beauty (and murder!) is only skin deep.orLatest product adaptation: Playdoh Guy: The Movie!
THE BELKO EXPERIMENT (2017) dir. Greg McLeanI put 50 on Rooker on Kalshi
THE BLOB (1988) dir. Chuck Russell rip This should double with Dante’s Matinee, ALWAYS.
Barbarian (2022)Big mommy milkers might make me misbehave.
Black Swan (2010)Natalie Portman turns into Sweet Dee Reynolds
Rubber's Lover (1996, dir. Shozin Fukui)Left me with just one question:WHAT!?!?!!!?!?!??!!
Poltergeist(1982 Dir TOBE FUCKING HOOPER)They’re here; property values immediately begin plummeting
DRAG ME TO HELL (2009) dir. Sam RaimiHow’d AI slop effects exist in 2009?
THE GHOST IN THE INVISIBLE BIKINI (1966) WTF is this movie supposed to be?
The Shining (1980)Makes even a tennis ball seem terrifying.
Baskin (2015)Maybe the most frustrating Groundhog Day ever.
Rosemary's Baby (1968) (4K)Second greatest thing shot at The Dakota.
Saint Maud (2019)I love the smell of burning fundamentalists.
Tales from the Crypt Marathon at Alamo DrafthouseRude they didn't play all 93 episodes
Hubie Halloween (2020)Hubie's voice makes Little Nicky's sound elegant.
ALIEN (1979) Yaphet has fought Alien, Freddy, and Bond.
The Cycle (2026)Watch it. But go in knowing nothing.
The Unknown (1927; Dir. Tod Browning) Faux-nice-guy trope in effect 100 years ago.
Review count for day 28: 27Review total after day 28: 1320
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ReplyDelete'EUROPEAN ARTHOUSE HORROR THE YEAR I WAS BORN' TRIPLE!
Delete90: Renato Polselli's BL@CK MAG¡C RITES, aka THE RE!NCARNAT¡ON OF ISABEL (ITALY, 1973, INDICATOR 4K UHD)
BATshit insane even by Italian horror standards.
OR
Silly 3s0me set to ragtime piano tune?
OR
W!tch b*rners? S@t@nists? Bourgeoisie class? All welcome!
OR
1400's or then-present, vampir¡c 70's haircuts ruled!
91: Jean Rollin's THE IRON ROSE, aka LA ROSE DE FER (FRANCE, '73, INDICATOR 4K UHD)
ReplyDeleteBras strictly forbidden in regional French cemeteries.
OR
Clown amongst the tombs? Rollin, you freak!
92: Lina Romay in Jess Franco's FEMALE VAMPIRE (FRANCE/BELGIUM, '73, DVD)
DeleteGorgeous island/female bloodsuckers, really ugly dudes.
OR
Alice Arno, Monica Swinn's whipping boy? MEEE!
OR
Doctor Orloff's JFU (Jess Franco Universe) return.
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ReplyDeleteBody Bags (1993)
ReplyDeleteOne formaldehyde tini please, shaken not stirred.
Pinocchio Unstrung (2026):
ReplyDeleteBut did he ever get his dick?
Rob! Go to your room! (LOL)
DeleteBring Her Back (2025)
ReplyDeletePro feminist take: Women can gaslight too
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 82-84 (1995)
ReplyDeleteThat monkey’s paw sure does get around.
The Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteRedrum Redrum Redrum
Redrum Redrum Redrum
Redrum!
THE COMPANY OF WOLVES (1984)
ReplyDeletedir. Neil Jordan
Wes Anderson’s Into the Tim Burton Woods.
Clayface (2026)
ReplyDeleteBeauty (and murder!) is only skin deep.
or
Latest product adaptation: Playdoh Guy: The Movie!
THE BELKO EXPERIMENT (2017) dir. Greg McLean
ReplyDeleteI put 50 on Rooker on Kalshi
THE BLOB (1988) dir. Chuck Russell rip
ReplyDeleteThis should double with Dante’s Matinee, ALWAYS.
Barbarian (2022)
ReplyDeleteBig mommy milkers might make me misbehave.
Black Swan (2010)
ReplyDeleteNatalie Portman turns into Sweet Dee Reynolds
Rubber's Lover (1996, dir. Shozin Fukui)
ReplyDeleteLeft me with just one question:
WHAT!?!?!!!?!?!??!!
Poltergeist(1982 Dir TOBE FUCKING HOOPER)
ReplyDeleteThey’re here; property values immediately begin plummeting
DRAG ME TO HELL (2009) dir. Sam Raimi
ReplyDeleteHow’d AI slop effects exist in 2009?
THE GHOST IN THE INVISIBLE BIKINI (1966)
ReplyDeleteWTF is this movie supposed to be?
The Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteMakes even a tennis ball seem terrifying.
Baskin (2015)
ReplyDeleteMaybe the most frustrating Groundhog Day ever.
Rosemary's Baby (1968) (4K)
ReplyDeleteSecond greatest thing shot at The Dakota.
Saint Maud (2019)
ReplyDeleteI love the smell of burning fundamentalists.
Tales from the Crypt Marathon at Alamo Drafthouse
ReplyDeleteRude they didn't play all 93 episodes
Hubie Halloween (2020)
ReplyDeleteHubie's voice makes Little Nicky's sound elegant.
ALIEN (1979)
ReplyDeleteYaphet has fought Alien, Freddy, and Bond.
The Cycle (2026)
ReplyDeleteWatch it. But go in knowing nothing.
The Unknown (1927; Dir. Tod Browning)
ReplyDeleteFaux-nice-guy trope in effect 100 years ago.
Review count for day 28: 27
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 28: 1320