(yo JB....just watched Fly 86 with my son. We watched the 58 version when he was younger. theres a scene in the new one where seth brundle, early in transformation, turns and says quietly "help me". I turned to my son and said "remember that line from before?" perfect, subtle, callback.)
96: HELL HOUSE LLC: 10th ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL WITH INTRODUCTION BY JARED "TONY" HACKER AND ADAM "ANDREW" SCHNEIDER (2015/2026, AMC THEATER)
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Most important lesson learned? Never leave Queens.
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Sarah speaking in tongues didn't trigger alarms?
97: BREEDER (2026, THEATER)
ReplyDelete"Misery"-like with [Canadian] human breeding, dark LOL's..
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IFC/Shudder Originals continue batting a thousand!
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Thought-provoking ending goes from 'cringy' to 'brainy.'
98: Robert Powell, David Hemmings and Broderick Crawford in Simon Wincer's HARLEQUIN (AUSTRALIA, 1980. INDICATOR 4K UHD)
ReplyDelete"Now You See It: Political 'Ozploitation' Shenanigans."
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Is Robert Powell doing Bert Convy impersonation?
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Rated 'PG' for 'Pretty Good [Upper Frontals].'
99: Jaime Balaguero and Paco Plaza's REC (SPAIN, 2007, FAWESOME)
ReplyDeleteÁngela's cute, but cameraman Pablo's a beast!
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Whatever happened to little Jennifer's unseen puppy?
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Didn't know Russell Crowe had Barcelona aparment.
Psycho 2 (1983)
ReplyDeleteWhat if it was just a telemarketer?
The Man Who Could Cheat Death (1959)
ReplyDeleteSculptor loves green juice and free healthcare.
Daybreakers (2009)
ReplyDeleteDefoe and Hawke are "Butch and Sunburn."
Psycho 3 (1986)
ReplyDeleteThose stairs are not up to code.
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 88-90 (1996)
ReplyDeleteThe bloodcurdling terror of advertising exec meetings.
Robot Monster (1953, dir. Phil Tucker)
ReplyDelete62 minute movie really needs an intermission?
Friday 13th (1980)
ReplyDeleteWoah! Mrs Voohrees totally does reverse Psycho!!!!!
Green Room (2015)
ReplyDeletePatrick Stewart is fucking terrifying. RIP Captain
Day of the Dead (1985, dir. George Romero)
ReplyDelete1986 Supporting Actor Winner: Ameche. Sherman robbed.
GHOSTBUSTERS (1984)
ReplyDeleteJust imagine this franchise without social media.
Candy Land (2022)
ReplyDeleteCandy might be metaphor for something else.
The Fly (1958)
ReplyDelete“Help me... help me” = childhood nightmare fuel
(yo JB....just watched Fly 86 with my son. We watched the 58 version when he was younger. theres a scene in the new one where seth brundle, early in transformation, turns and says quietly "help me". I turned to my son and said "remember that line from before?" perfect, subtle, callback.)
DeleteDay of the Dead (1985, dir. George A. Romero)
ReplyDeleteReminder: call your Aunt Alicia more often.
Absurd Encounter with Fear (1967, dir. David Lynch)
ReplyDeleteTwo minute short film. Is this cheating?
Premonitions Following an Evil Deed (1995, dir. David Lynch)
One minute short film. It's getting blatant.
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ReplyDeleteThe Thing(1982 Dir John Carpenter)
DeleteParanoia Escalates; Repulsive Facsimiles Expose Cosmic Terror.
Tried to bold just the first letter of each word, but I'm tired of fighting blogger.
DeleteThe Belko Experiment
ReplyDeleteWait, this is written by James Gunn?
Just feels like another tuesday at work
DeleteYön lapsi a.k.a. Nightborn (2026, dir. Hanna Bergholm)
ReplyDeleteJohn Thomson makes a surprise appearance. Niiiiiiiice!
WENDIGO (2001) dir. Larry Fessenden
ReplyDeleteWendigo? ….yeah, more like: where’d it go.
Underworld: Blood Wars (2016)
ReplyDeleteImmortal vampire discovers joy of dye jobs.
Creepshow (1982)
ReplyDeleteHow much coke did King get paid?
The Frighteners (1996)
ReplyDeleteWhy was he still driving that car?
BRIDE OF THE MONSTER (1955)
ReplyDeleteImagine if Supergirl met this Lobo instead.
See No Evil 2 (2014)
ReplyDeleteKatharine Isabelle, Danielle Harris, say no more.
Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters (2013 Dir: Tommy Wirkola)
ReplyDeleteWitches! Trolls! Diabetes! Whats next? Snow Plows?
Daybreakers (2009)
ReplyDeleteEvil Charles Bromley??!! But COOL VAMPIRES, sooooo….
Nosferatu (2025)
ReplyDeleteMountain hiking without a backpack? Truly horror.
THE CROW (1994)
ReplyDeleteCan’t eat hot dogs all the time.
The Changeling (1980)
ReplyDeleteDidn't know historical societies rented out houses.
Halloween II (1981)
ReplyDeleteThere are two villains: Michael and Budd
Hell Hole (2024)
ReplyDeleteCan't believe this movie is about mpreg.
The Invisible Man (1933)
ReplyDelete“Here we go gathering nuts in May!”
BLACK FRIDAY (1940)
ReplyDeleteFriday the 13th? Is this canonical Voorhees?
The Blob (1958)
ReplyDeleteSteve McQueen DEFINITELY looks like a teenager
The Last Man on Earth (1964)
ReplyDeleteNever before realized everyone's Italian except Price
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
ReplyDeleteI want a Baby Ruth and coffee
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988; Dir. Wes Craven)
ReplyDeleteDisturbing as a teen, still disturbing now.
THE SIGNAL (2007)
ReplyDeletedir. David Buckner, Dan Bush & Jacob Gentry
My favorite movie no one has seen.
Review count for day 30: 42
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