19: John Landis' AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981, ARROW 4K UHD)MAGA viewers really like "Remember... Alamo" joke.OR--'Ever talk to corpses?'--At work, everyday.ORAlex's gonna miss 'Naughty Nina's' TV special!
20: GEORGE A. ROMERO'S DIARY OF THE DEAD (2007, HOWDY)Metaphorical feature-length re-enactment of "Dawn's" pie fight.ORDidactic, dumbed-down "documentary" designed by d!ckish doofuses.
21: GEORGE A. ROMERO'S SURVIVAL OF THE DEAD (2009, BLU-RAY)Team ̶H̶a̶t̶f̶i̶e̶l̶d̶s̶ O'Flynn? Team ̶M̶c̶C̶o̶y̶s̶ Muldoon? Neither.ORHorse's ass makes zombie eat... horse's ass.ORImproved dramatically had Patrick Muldoon played Seamus.
Joe Dante's Piranha (1978)Set the skinny-dipping movement back decades.
The Wolfman (2010)An American Spanish English Werewolf in London?
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 16-18 (1990) Better than Carol Kane? Two Carol Kanes!
The Food of the Gods (1976, dir. Bert I. Gordon)Added to next March's shopping list. #proofoffoodofthegods
Intruder (1989)Worth it for those grocery prices...
A Bucket of Blood (1959)A ginchy time at the pucker palace.
BEETLEJUICE (1988) Otho’s new suit doesn’t look so bad.
Mandy (2018)Nic Cage always a super chill hang
Resident Evil (2026)30 minute delivery rule should not apply
EDEN LAKE (2008) dir. James Watkins Poor Jenny. Steve sucks. O’Connell never normal. (Or more to the point)I hate movies about really stupid protagonists.
Fright Night 2: New Blood (2013)Actually deserves the reputation 2 (1989) had.
The Carpenter's Son (2025)Worthwhile for Cage's (biblically accurate?) "sah-TAHN" pronunciation.
Creatures from the Abyss (1994)Jeopardy Answer: "Mid-coitus transformation to fish"
P2 (2007)First you film floating plastic bags, then...ORWay to ruin Christmas, American Beauty guy.
Smile (2022)The old timers called this shit shell-shock.
Resident Evil (2002)Is this good? Your Milla-ge may vary.
Psychomania a.k.a. The Death Wheelers (1973, dir. Don Sharp)In England, even biker zombies are polite.
19: John Landis' AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981, ARROW 4K UHD)
ReplyDeleteMAGA viewers really like "Remember... Alamo" joke.
OR
--'Ever talk to corpses?'
--At work, everyday.
OR
Alex's gonna miss 'Naughty Nina's' TV special!
20: GEORGE A. ROMERO'S DIARY OF THE DEAD (2007, HOWDY)
ReplyDeleteMetaphorical feature-length re-enactment of "Dawn's" pie fight.
OR
Didactic, dumbed-down "documentary" designed by d!ckish doofuses.
21: GEORGE A. ROMERO'S SURVIVAL OF THE DEAD (2009, BLU-RAY)
ReplyDeleteTeam ̶H̶a̶t̶f̶i̶e̶l̶d̶s̶ O'Flynn? Team ̶M̶c̶C̶o̶y̶s̶ Muldoon? Neither.
OR
Horse's ass makes zombie eat... horse's ass.
OR
Improved dramatically had Patrick Muldoon played Seamus.
Joe Dante's Piranha (1978)
ReplyDeleteSet the skinny-dipping movement back decades.
The Wolfman (2010)
ReplyDeleteAn American Spanish English Werewolf in London?
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 16-18 (1990)
ReplyDeleteBetter than Carol Kane? Two Carol Kanes!
The Food of the Gods (1976, dir. Bert I. Gordon)
ReplyDeleteAdded to next March's shopping list. #proofoffoodofthegods
Intruder (1989)
ReplyDeleteWorth it for those grocery prices...
A Bucket of Blood (1959)
ReplyDeleteA ginchy time at the pucker palace.
BEETLEJUICE (1988)
ReplyDeleteOtho’s new suit doesn’t look so bad.
Mandy (2018)
ReplyDeleteNic Cage always a super chill hang
Resident Evil (2026)
ReplyDelete30 minute delivery rule should not apply
EDEN LAKE (2008) dir. James Watkins
ReplyDeletePoor Jenny. Steve sucks. O’Connell never normal.
(Or more to the point)
I hate movies about really stupid protagonists.
Fright Night 2: New Blood (2013)
ReplyDeleteActually deserves the reputation 2 (1989) had.
The Carpenter's Son (2025)
ReplyDeleteWorthwhile for Cage's (biblically accurate?) "sah-TAHN" pronunciation.
Creatures from the Abyss (1994)
ReplyDeleteJeopardy Answer: "Mid-coitus transformation to fish"
P2 (2007)
ReplyDeleteFirst you film floating plastic bags, then...
OR
Way to ruin Christmas, American Beauty guy.
Smile (2022)
ReplyDeleteThe old timers called this shit shell-shock.
Resident Evil (2002)
ReplyDeleteIs this good? Your Milla-ge may vary.
Psychomania a.k.a. The Death Wheelers (1973, dir. Don Sharp)
ReplyDeleteIn England, even biker zombies are polite.