33: Renny Harlin's A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER (1988, HBO MAX)Springwood Cemetery's Freddy's victims plot constantly growing.ORPizza after single-theater movie night? How quaint. ORLisa Wilcox, most underrated 80's final girl.
34: Stephen Hopkins' A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5: THE DREAM CHILD (1989, HBO MAX)"Don't Tell Mom, [Krueger] Babysitter's [not] Dead."ORDan shouldn't have bought TITANE branded motorcycle.ORFinal girl survives Freddy's stand-up gauntlet.... twice!
35: John Krasinki's A QUIET PLACE (2018, 4K UHD)--🫰🤘👌--🫵👋--🤏...💥ORHow did loud raccoons grow into adulthood?ORDad can't keep pants zipped. Heavy toll.
You win SSM with the hand signal emojis
🙇♂️💁♂️🙋♂️
Little Shop of Horrors (1985; Dir. Frank Oz) Audrey II’s care requires a red thumb.
Doctor Sleep (2019)I’d let Rebecca Ferguson eat my shine
THE CABIN IN THE WOODS (2011)dir. Drew GoddardJust another bad day at the office.
Army of Darkness (1992)Defeating the evil dead requires shemp fu
LEE CRONIN'S The Mummy (2026)Not Evil Dead, why Evil Dead shaped?
The Lost Boys (1987)"and that's why the video store closed"
The Lair of the White Worm (1988)"Ahh Chute! There’s snakes in my Ladders"
Lurkers (1988)Part Fulci, part Polanski, absolutely dreadful score.
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 28-30 (1991) Upsetting whenever they show the Cryptkeeper’s feet.
Scary MOVIE challenge. 🤡
Stan Winston's Pumpkinhead (1988)"No squashin' what's already squash, Ed Hahhhley!"
...As opposed to who else's Pumpkinhead?
Ma (2019)So, this movie centers around a blowjob?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)Totally Clueless, but with like, Vampires, duh.
The Purge (2013)Looks after his family like a Hawke.
YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974) Would James Whale have liked this? Maybe?
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Other Mommy (2026, dir. Rob Savage)Chastain or contortionist Chastain? Hm. Tough choice.
Speak No Evil (2024)What's wrong? James McAvoy got your tongue?
Takeout (2025)Tubi originals slightly better than Netflix originals?
THE BURNING (1981) dir. Tony Mayan. Weinstein’s first flick had sexual creeps, figures.
V/H/S Mixtape (2026)Feels like the Oogieloves of horror movies.
Triangle (2009)They had a ship and an idea.
Event Horizon (1997)Crash. Thud. “I miss eyes to see…”
Strange Journey: The Story of Rocky Horror (2025)Well that was a lovely viewing experience
Deathdream (1974)Old bastard loses dog and I cry.
The Purge (2013)Stopped making these because satire is dead.
I KNEW New Blood would be referenced. haha
Other Mommy (2026)Huge for us into Chastain AND Goro
Saw (2004)Jigsaw wearing Hefner robe was a choice.
THE FLY (1986) Rodney Dangerfield: "Somebody get me a flyswatter!"
The Shining (1980) Prequel to Dr. Sleep: decent chamber piece.
Anything for Jackson (2020)Grandparents advocate like hell for home birth.
Grindhouse (2007)"My BBQ has surpassed yours, Dr. Angelo"
You’re Next (2011)A funny version of Meet the Parents
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994) I miss Brad Pitt’s ‘90s long hair.
Seed of Chucky (2004)Intellectually challenging exploration of Jennifer Tilly's existence.
One Cut of the Dead (2017) (Shudder)Ending requires no fake tear eye drops.
Grindhouse (2007)Absolute joy to see in a theater!
Dr. Giggles (1992)What's worse toilet condom or mom's lingerie?
Weapons (2025)Need a director's cut with Donna chapter
Buffy the Vampire Slayer(1992 Dir Fran Rubel Kuzui)33 years later, AMC's popcorn's still bogus
Review count for day 10: 42Review total after day 10: 508
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How did loud raccoons grow into adulthood?
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Doctor Sleep (2019)
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THE CABIN IN THE WOODS (2011)
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Just another bad day at the office.
Army of Darkness (1992)
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LEE CRONIN'S The Mummy (2026)
ReplyDeleteNot Evil Dead, why Evil Dead shaped?
The Lost Boys (1987)
ReplyDelete"and that's why the video store closed"
The Lair of the White Worm (1988)
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Lurkers (1988)
ReplyDeletePart Fulci, part Polanski, absolutely dreadful score.
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 28-30 (1991)
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Scary MOVIE challenge. 🤡
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...As opposed to who else's Pumpkinhead?
DeleteMa (2019)
ReplyDeleteSo, this movie centers around a blowjob?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
ReplyDeleteTotally Clueless, but with like, Vampires, duh.
The Purge (2013)
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YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974)
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ReplyDeleteOther Mommy (2026, dir. Rob Savage)
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Speak No Evil (2024)
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong? James McAvoy got your tongue?
Takeout (2025)
ReplyDeleteTubi originals slightly better than Netflix originals?
THE BURNING (1981) dir. Tony Mayan.
ReplyDeleteWeinstein’s first flick had sexual creeps, figures.
V/H/S Mixtape (2026)
ReplyDeleteFeels like the Oogieloves of horror movies.
Triangle (2009)
ReplyDeleteThey had a ship and an idea.
Event Horizon (1997)
ReplyDeleteCrash. Thud. “I miss eyes to see…”
Strange Journey: The Story of Rocky Horror (2025)
ReplyDeleteWell that was a lovely viewing experience
Deathdream (1974)
ReplyDeleteOld bastard loses dog and I cry.
The Purge (2013)
ReplyDeleteStopped making these because satire is dead.
I KNEW New Blood would be referenced. haha
ReplyDeleteOther Mommy (2026)
ReplyDeleteHuge for us into Chastain AND Goro
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ReplyDeleteSaw (2004)
ReplyDeleteJigsaw wearing Hefner robe was a choice.
THE FLY (1986)
ReplyDeleteRodney Dangerfield: "Somebody get me a flyswatter!"
The Shining (1980) Prequel to Dr. Sleep: decent chamber piece.
ReplyDeleteAnything for Jackson (2020)
ReplyDeleteGrandparents advocate like hell for home birth.
Grindhouse (2007)
ReplyDelete"My BBQ has surpassed yours, Dr. Angelo"
You’re Next (2011)
ReplyDeleteA funny version of Meet the Parents
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994)
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Seed of Chucky (2004)
ReplyDeleteIntellectually challenging exploration of Jennifer Tilly's existence.
One Cut of the Dead (2017) (Shudder)
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Grindhouse (2007)
ReplyDeleteAbsolute joy to see in a theater!
Dr. Giggles (1992)
ReplyDeleteWhat's worse toilet condom or mom's lingerie?
Weapons (2025)
ReplyDeleteNeed a director's cut with Donna chapter
Buffy the Vampire Slayer(1992 Dir Fran Rubel Kuzui)
ReplyDelete33 years later, AMC's popcorn's still bogus
Review count for day 10: 42
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