'UNIVERSAL MONSTER LEGENDS' SLOPPY AFTERLIFE SECONDS' DOUBLE BILL!46: BORIS KARLOFF - Michael Curtiz's THE WALKING DEAD (1936, HBO MAX)Crooked lawyers more evil than resurrected corpse.ORZombie plays piano worse than 'Bub' shaves.ORKarloff wins staredown close-ups duel versus Chaney.
47: LON CHANEY JR. - INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN (1957, HBO MAX)Half "Dragnet" procedural, half revenge-fueled lunkhead rampage.ORShot on location in L.A.'s brightly-lit sewers.ORWomen's only choices: burlesque dancer, cop's wife.
48: Samuel L. Jackson in Renny Harlin's THE BEAST (2026, THEATER)[In Marky Mark's voice]--'I think President Fury's driving a 'Transformer!'OROTT gore/carnage even by Harlin standards.ORCobra/SPECTRE/M.A.D/Team Rocket combine resources.
Suicide Club (2001)Can’t unsee the skin fruit roll up
'UNIVERSAL MONSTER LEGENDS' SLOPPY AFTERLIFE SECONDS' DOUBLE BILL!
ReplyDelete46: BORIS KARLOFF - Michael Curtiz's THE WALKING DEAD (1936, HBO MAX)
Crooked lawyers more evil than resurrected corpse.
OR
Zombie plays piano worse than 'Bub' shaves.
OR
Karloff wins staredown close-ups duel versus Chaney.
47: LON CHANEY JR. - INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN (1957, HBO MAX)
ReplyDeleteHalf "Dragnet" procedural, half revenge-fueled lunkhead rampage.
OR
Shot on location in L.A.'s brightly-lit sewers.
OR
Women's only choices: burlesque dancer, cop's wife.
48: Samuel L. Jackson in Renny Harlin's THE BEAST (2026, THEATER)
ReplyDelete[In Marky Mark's voice]
--'I think President Fury's driving a 'Transformer!'
OR
OTT gore/carnage even by Harlin standards.
OR
Cobra/SPECTRE/M.A.D/Team Rocket combine resources.
Suicide Club (2001)
ReplyDeleteCan’t unsee the skin fruit roll up