54: Vanessa Redgrave and Oliver Reed in KEN RUSSELL'S THE DEVILS - DIRECTOR'S CUT (1971, NC-17 4K REMASTER, THEATER)Cinematic debauchery lionizes womanizing priest's saintly ordeal.OR New post-merger Warner/Skydance studio's kinda wild.ORTypical Saturday night at Adam Riske's house.
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55: George Barry's DEATH BED: THE BED THAT EATS (1977, AMAZON RENTAL)ASMR, "oral lesb¡ans," KFC bucket... I'm in.ORWait... castle was built AROUND the bed?ORBlack chick struggling sounds like p0rn0... seriously.
56: "Revenge's" Matilda Lutz in CRAWLERS (USA/SPAIN/PORTUGAL, 2026, THEATER)Half "REC," half "Arachnophobia," 100% nightmare fuel!ORTerrible-at-her-job superintendent's bodycount bested only by spiders'.OR2nd movie this month featuring skin-peeling superglue.
Hush (2016)Murdering people? Sure. Breaking glass windows? Never.
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 49-51 (1992) That’s a whole lot of shirtless Pesci.
The Prowler“Gentlemen, here are your standard issue pitchforks”
Warlock: The Armageddon (1993)It's like Hickox never wrapped Hellraiser III
Hell House LLC (2015)"Someone Better Call The Chamber of Commerce"
Shell (2024)Whatever “camp” is, this definitely ain’t it.
The Mangler (1995)(Ted Levine voice)It stops murdering or gets the antacids
Moonstalker (1989)Move over Jason, Bernie is in town.
CORPSE BRIDE (2005) “Remains of the Day” remains a banger.
Dawn of the Dead (1978, dir. George Romero)You decide NOW to check blood pressure?!
Psycho II (1983, dir. Richard Franklin)Really like this movie. Meg Tilly rules.
Body Snatchers (1993, dir. Abel Ferrara)Really like this movie. Meg Tilly rules.
Evil Dead Burn (2026, dir. Sebastien Vanicek)Not all horror movies are for me.
The Exorcist (1973, dir. William Friedkin)Alternate title: Regan Doesn't Live Here Anymore
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MARS ATTACKS! (1996) What if Nicholson and Devito switched roles?
Prevenge (2016)Much more than just a clever title.
The Leopard Man (1943)Ok, so he's not literally a leopard-man.
Hellbound : Hellraiser II (1988)White carpeting is never a good idea.
Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla (1952, dir. William Beaudine)Decent Jerry Lewis impression (minus the funny).
Bordello of Blood (1996)Corpse sniffing?? That's some box office gross…
The Evil Dead (1981)Debut tree performance, but acting was wooden.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME (1981) dir. J Lee ThompsonLittle House on the banana pants ending. orTeenagers who still say “mommy” ARE psychos. orWorst draw bridge safety protocols in America.
Horns (2013)Wait, I actually liked this in 2013?
Child’s Play 3How does Chucky wrap his own packages?
Infirmary (2026)Found Footage Film Fails Frights. Falls Flat.
Bats (1999)Effects, script, cinematography are muy guano.
The Good Son (1993)Mac’s back! And he’s a fucking prick!
54: Vanessa Redgrave and Oliver Reed in KEN RUSSELL'S THE DEVILS - DIRECTOR'S CUT (1971, NC-17 4K REMASTER, THEATER)
ReplyDeleteCinematic debauchery lionizes womanizing priest's saintly ordeal.
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New post-merger Warner/Skydance studio's kinda wild.
OR
Typical Saturday night at Adam Riske's house.
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ReplyDelete55: George Barry's DEATH BED: THE BED THAT EATS (1977, AMAZON RENTAL)
DeleteASMR, "oral lesb¡ans," KFC bucket... I'm in.
OR
Wait... castle was built AROUND the bed?
OR
Black chick struggling sounds like p0rn0... seriously.
56: "Revenge's" Matilda Lutz in CRAWLERS (USA/SPAIN/PORTUGAL, 2026, THEATER)
ReplyDeleteHalf "REC," half "Arachnophobia," 100% nightmare fuel!
OR
Terrible-at-her-job superintendent's bodycount bested only by spiders'.
OR
2nd movie this month featuring skin-peeling superglue.
Hush (2016)
ReplyDeleteMurdering people? Sure. Breaking glass windows? Never.
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 49-51 (1992)
ReplyDeleteThat’s a whole lot of shirtless Pesci.
The Prowler
ReplyDelete“Gentlemen, here are your standard issue pitchforks”
Warlock: The Armageddon (1993)
ReplyDeleteIt's like Hickox never wrapped Hellraiser III
Hell House LLC (2015)
ReplyDelete"Someone Better Call The Chamber of Commerce"
Shell (2024)
ReplyDeleteWhatever “camp” is, this definitely ain’t it.
The Mangler (1995)
ReplyDelete(Ted Levine voice)
It stops murdering or gets the antacids
Moonstalker (1989)
ReplyDeleteMove over Jason, Bernie is in town.
CORPSE BRIDE (2005)
ReplyDelete“Remains of the Day” remains a banger.
Dawn of the Dead (1978, dir. George Romero)
ReplyDeleteYou decide NOW to check blood pressure?!
Psycho II (1983, dir. Richard Franklin)
ReplyDeleteReally like this movie. Meg Tilly rules.
Body Snatchers (1993, dir. Abel Ferrara)
ReplyDeleteReally like this movie. Meg Tilly rules.
Evil Dead Burn (2026, dir. Sebastien Vanicek)
ReplyDeleteNot all horror movies are for me.
The Exorcist (1973, dir. William Friedkin)
ReplyDeleteAlternate title: Regan Doesn't Live Here Anymore
👍
DeleteMARS ATTACKS! (1996)
ReplyDeleteWhat if Nicholson and Devito switched roles?
Prevenge (2016)
ReplyDeleteMuch more than just a clever title.
The Leopard Man (1943)
ReplyDeleteOk, so he's not literally a leopard-man.
Hellbound : Hellraiser II (1988)
ReplyDeleteWhite carpeting is never a good idea.
Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla (1952, dir. William Beaudine)
ReplyDeleteDecent Jerry Lewis impression (minus the funny).
Bordello of Blood (1996)
ReplyDeleteCorpse sniffing?? That's some box office gross…
The Evil Dead (1981)
ReplyDeleteDebut tree performance, but acting was wooden.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME (1981)
ReplyDeletedir. J Lee Thompson
Little House on the banana pants ending.
or
Teenagers who still say “mommy” ARE psychos.
or
Worst draw bridge safety protocols in America.
Horns (2013)
ReplyDeleteWait, I actually liked this in 2013?
Child’s Play 3
ReplyDeleteHow does Chucky wrap his own packages?
Infirmary (2026)
ReplyDeleteFound Footage Film Fails Frights. Falls Flat.
Bats (1999)
ReplyDeleteEffects, script, cinematography are muy guano.
The Good Son (1993)
ReplyDeleteMac’s back! And he’s a fucking prick!