MIDDLE EASTERN-BOUND TERROR DOUBLE FEATURE!06: LEE CRONIN'S THE MUMMY (2026, HBO MAX)Egyptian police procedural outshines Albuquerque family drama.ORI've attended crazier, wilder funerals than grandma's.OR'Lee Cronin,' Irish translation for 'Ari Aster.'
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07: Tobe Hooper's DJIIN (UNITED ARAB EMIRATES, 2013, PLUTO)"Rosemary's Baby"-like; state-sanctioned patriarchy dialed way up.ORMore fog than both "Fog" movies combined.ORUnderwhelming, but we still miss Tobe. 😥
08: THE SILENT SCREAM (1979, KINO 4K UHD)"The People Under/Above/Below The Stairs"ORMost intrusive, underlining, suspense-killing music score ever!ORCameron Mitchell/Avery Brooks, amusing detective partners.
09: DEATH VALLEY (1981, PLEX)"Kramer vs. Kramer" meets Arizona-bound "The Hitcher[s]."ORWilford Brimley's "diabeetus" versus ax. Ax wins.ORSweets kill. Just ask Billy's fat babysitter.
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 4-6 (1989) Lea Thompson took The Substance before Demi.
Underwater (2020)You’ll never guess where this is set.
BLACKOUT (2023) dir. Larry Fessenden Sadly, as scary as Teen Wolf too
The Lost Boys (1987)Considerate guy, always lubes up before sax
Child's Play (1988, dir. Tom Holland*)* Not that Tom Holland. Or that one.
Yes! Love The Rest is History! 🤣 Listening to their episodes on ghosts and witchcraft right now.
Jonathan Demme's The Silence of the Lambs (1991)"It's just you and me now, couch!"
The Island (1980)Caine breeding pirates of the Mosquito Coast.
Disturbia (2007)Milquetoast Rear Window, unforgivably bad fly fishing.
Satanico pandemonium (1975)These Mexico convents just full of nunsenseSchool of the holy beast (1974)Oh. Wow. Wow. Eek. Yikes. Okay. Wow
Dead in Tombstone (2013)(no) Sympathy for The (mickey rourke) Devil
Evil Dead Burn (2026)Even my Halloween decorations were getting bored
When a Stranger Calls (1979): Durning Hulking through double doors: Pure cinema.
Backrooms (2026)Backrooms Ejiofor is just Temu Shimmer Portman.
Exit 8 (2025)Non-euclidean extra-dimensional subspace is having a moment.
Alien (1979)He’s not John Hurt, he’s John Dead
SCREAM OF THE DEMON LOVER (1970) What was this movie’s wool coat budget?
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)Immediately going to sleep for Dana Wynter
The Keep (1983): Clive Barker's Raiders of the Lost Ark
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)More French extremity and Maiden than expected
STARRY EYES (2014) I mean, that’s just life in Hollywood.
Ghostkeeper (1981)No ghosts here! Keep on keeping, Ghostkeeper.
The Hitcher (1986):JJL serves me fingers, I'm eating fingers!
The Corpse Vanishes (1942, dir. Wallace Fox)Graverobbing's a recipe for a healthy marriage.The Ape Man (1943, dir. William Beaudine)Well actually, taxonomically speaking we're all apes.
Night of the Living Dead (1990)Farm house has absurd number of windows.
I swear to god that movie is 68% hammering.
In My Skin (2002)Is self mutilation one word or two?
ORGod forbid a woman has a hobby.
Godzilla (2014)Gareth Edwards’ almost greatest almost great film.
Deadstream (2022)Blair Witch Project meets PewDiePie..........no thanks
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974):No movie’s ever had a better title!
MIDDLE EASTERN-BOUND TERROR DOUBLE FEATURE!
ReplyDelete06: LEE CRONIN'S THE MUMMY (2026, HBO MAX)
Egyptian police procedural outshines Albuquerque family drama.
OR
I've attended crazier, wilder funerals than grandma's.
OR
'Lee Cronin,' Irish translation for 'Ari Aster.'
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ReplyDelete07: Tobe Hooper's DJIIN (UNITED ARAB EMIRATES, 2013, PLUTO)
Delete"Rosemary's Baby"-like; state-sanctioned patriarchy dialed way up.
OR
More fog than both "Fog" movies combined.
OR
Underwhelming, but we still miss Tobe. 😥
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ReplyDelete08: THE SILENT SCREAM (1979, KINO 4K UHD)
Delete"The People Under/Above/Below The Stairs"
OR
Most intrusive, underlining, suspense-killing music score ever!
OR
Cameron Mitchell/Avery Brooks, amusing detective partners.
09: DEATH VALLEY (1981, PLEX)
ReplyDelete"Kramer vs. Kramer" meets Arizona-bound "The Hitcher[s]."
OR
Wilford Brimley's "diabeetus" versus ax. Ax wins.
OR
Sweets kill. Just ask Billy's fat babysitter.
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 4-6 (1989)
ReplyDeleteLea Thompson took The Substance before Demi.
Underwater (2020)
ReplyDeleteYou’ll never guess where this is set.
BLACKOUT (2023) dir. Larry Fessenden
ReplyDeleteSadly, as scary as Teen Wolf too
The Lost Boys (1987)
ReplyDeleteConsiderate guy, always lubes up before sax
Child's Play (1988, dir. Tom Holland*)
ReplyDelete* Not that Tom Holland. Or that one.
Yes! Love The Rest is History! 🤣 Listening to their episodes on ghosts and witchcraft right now.
DeleteJonathan Demme's The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
ReplyDelete"It's just you and me now, couch!"
The Island (1980)
ReplyDeleteCaine breeding pirates of the Mosquito Coast.
Disturbia (2007)
ReplyDeleteMilquetoast Rear Window, unforgivably bad fly fishing.
Satanico pandemonium (1975)
ReplyDeleteThese Mexico convents just full of nunsense
School of the holy beast (1974)
Oh. Wow. Wow. Eek. Yikes. Okay. Wow
Dead in Tombstone (2013)
ReplyDelete(no) Sympathy for The (mickey rourke) Devil
Evil Dead Burn (2026)
ReplyDeleteEven my Halloween decorations were getting bored
When a Stranger Calls (1979):
ReplyDeleteDurning Hulking through double doors: Pure cinema.
Backrooms (2026)
ReplyDeleteBackrooms Ejiofor is just Temu Shimmer Portman.
Exit 8 (2025)
ReplyDeleteNon-euclidean extra-dimensional subspace is having a moment.
Alien (1979)
ReplyDeleteHe’s not John Hurt, he’s John Dead
SCREAM OF THE DEMON LOVER (1970)
ReplyDeleteWhat was this movie’s wool coat budget?
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
ReplyDeleteImmediately going to sleep for Dana Wynter
The Keep (1983):
ReplyDeleteClive Barker's Raiders of the Lost Ark
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)
ReplyDeleteMore French extremity and Maiden than expected
STARRY EYES (2014)
ReplyDeleteI mean, that’s just life in Hollywood.
Ghostkeeper (1981)
ReplyDeleteNo ghosts here! Keep on keeping, Ghostkeeper.
The Hitcher (1986):
ReplyDeleteJJL serves me fingers, I'm eating fingers!
The Corpse Vanishes (1942, dir. Wallace Fox)
ReplyDeleteGraverobbing's a recipe for a healthy marriage.
The Ape Man (1943, dir. William Beaudine)
Well actually, taxonomically speaking we're all apes.
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
ReplyDeleteFarm house has absurd number of windows.
I swear to god that movie is 68% hammering.
DeleteIn My Skin (2002)
ReplyDeleteIs self mutilation one word or two?
OR
DeleteGod forbid a woman has a hobby.
Godzilla (2014)
ReplyDeleteGareth Edwards’ almost greatest almost great film.
Deadstream (2022)
ReplyDeleteBlair Witch Project meets PewDiePie..........no thanks
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974):
ReplyDeleteNo movie’s ever had a better title!