BRITISH CINEMA LEGENDS SLUMMING IN THE 90'S DOUBLE BILL!39: SIR ALEC GUINNESS - MUTE WITNESS (1995, ARROW BLU-RAY)Russian Mafia's snuff filmmakers stalk Marlee Matlin-wannabe.ORRare instance of final girl giving full frontal.ORExhibit A how terrible mid-90's horror was.
40: PETER O'TOOLE - [Dean Koontz's] PHANTOMS (1998, SHOUT FACTORY 4K UHD)Liev Schriber, ginormous douchebag BEFORE he turns.ORO'Toole classes up Koontz's borderline-ret@rded premise/screenplay.ORAt least KNB EFX padded its showreel.
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41:Jon Bon Jovi stars in Tommy Lee Wallace's JOHN CARPENTER PRESENTS VAMPIRES: LOS MUERTOS (2002, HOWDY)--'Runaway,' Jon?--'Forever.'--'Keep the Faith.'--'Always.'ORBaby Diego Luna'll kill anything for $20.ORPretty GOOD,but didn't give me WOOD[s].
Innocent blood (1992)Lusty, lecherous Loggia leaves luminous last look
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 34-36 (1991) Lumberjack episode missing Monty Python’s lumberjack song.
Get Out (2017, dir. Jordan Peele)All right, all right, I'm going! Jeez.
ALL CHEERLEADERS DIE (2001) Should have called it All Cheerleaders D.I.Y.
Thinner (1996)A deeply sensitive portrayal of Romani culture
The Serpent and the rainbow (1988)The Bill Pullman and the dick nail
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)Holy Shit. Why I watch Scary Movies.
Final Destination Marathon (all 6)Death is a petty bitch, got it
Poltergeist: a cautionary tale against fridge raiding.
BRITISH CINEMA LEGENDS SLUMMING IN THE 90'S DOUBLE BILL!
ReplyDelete39: SIR ALEC GUINNESS - MUTE WITNESS (1995, ARROW BLU-RAY)
Russian Mafia's snuff filmmakers stalk Marlee Matlin-wannabe.
OR
Rare instance of final girl giving full frontal.
OR
Exhibit A how terrible mid-90's horror was.
40: PETER O'TOOLE - [Dean Koontz's] PHANTOMS (1998, SHOUT FACTORY 4K UHD)
ReplyDeleteLiev Schriber, ginormous douchebag BEFORE he turns.
OR
O'Toole classes up Koontz's borderline-ret@rded premise/screenplay.
OR
At least KNB EFX padded its showreel.
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ReplyDelete41:Jon Bon Jovi stars in Tommy Lee Wallace's JOHN CARPENTER PRESENTS VAMPIRES: LOS MUERTOS (2002, HOWDY)
Delete--'Runaway,' Jon?
--'Forever.'
--'Keep the Faith.'
--'Always.'
OR
Baby Diego Luna'll kill anything for $20.
OR
Pretty GOOD,
but didn't give me WOOD[s].
Innocent blood (1992)
ReplyDeleteLusty, lecherous Loggia leaves luminous last look
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 34-36 (1991)
ReplyDeleteLumberjack episode missing Monty Python’s lumberjack song.
Get Out (2017, dir. Jordan Peele)
ReplyDeleteAll right, all right, I'm going! Jeez.
ALL CHEERLEADERS DIE (2001)
ReplyDeleteShould have called it All Cheerleaders D.I.Y.
Thinner (1996)
ReplyDeleteA deeply sensitive portrayal of Romani culture
The Serpent and the rainbow (1988)
ReplyDeleteThe Bill Pullman and the dick nail
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)
ReplyDeleteHoly Shit. Why I watch Scary Movies.
Final Destination Marathon (all 6)
ReplyDeleteDeath is a petty bitch, got it
Poltergeist: a cautionary tale against fridge raiding.
ReplyDelete