Friday Night Double Features Vol. 67

 by Adam Riske and Patrick Bromley

Ten new double features to kick your summer off strong!

Notes on Film: Anti-Contest 2024

 by Anthony King

Competition is the worst form of motivation.

FTM 631: THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE

Patrick and Adam Riske have so many names.

Reserved Seating Goes All Pacino: SCARFACE

The review duo who do this for fun.

Reserved Seating Goes All Pacino: STAND UP GUYS

 by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who go to the same diner three times in 12 hours.

Reserved Seating Goes All Pacino: WILDE SALOME/SALOME

 by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who go deep into the esoterica of Al Pacino.

Defending THE GODFATHER, PART III

 by Brian Keiper

Earlier this year, a friend of mine announced on Facebook that she would be watching The Godfather trilogy for the first time. Naturally, she was flooded with comments along the lines of “you’ve never seen The Godfather?” and “wow, the first two are so good!” Along with these were firm warnings to “just watch the first two” and not to “even bother with Part III.” Well, I found myself getting surprisingly riled up by these kinds of comments. But, to be honest, they really didn’t come as much of a surprise. The Godfather, Part III has been maligned for three decades now by critics, audiences, episodes of The Sopranos, and on and on. But is it really the raging dumpster fire we’ve been conditioned to believe it is?

Reserved Seating Goes All Pacino: MISCONDUCT

 by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who orders cream sodas and then cancels the cream sodas.

Reserved Seating Goes All Pacino: JACK AND JILL

by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who want to play stickball in The Bronx.

Reserved Seating Goes All Pacino: THE HUMBLING

by Rob DiCristino and Adam Riske

The review duo who need to burn off some 2010s Pacino.

Reserved Seating Goes All Pacino: CRUISING

by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who are undercover cops posing as writers for F This Movie!

Reserved Seating Goes All Pacino: THE GODFATHER PART III

by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who doesn't think cousins should date.

Reserved Seating Goes All Pacino: S1M0NE

by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo that can't wait to meet a real fake.

Reserved Seating Goes All Pacino: DONNIE BRASCO

by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who always carry their money in a roll.

Reserved Seating Goes All Pacino: THE IRISHMAN (Spoilers)

by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who no one will talk to in the nursing home.

Reserved Seating Goes All Pacino: LOOKING FOR RICHARD

by Rob DiCristino and Adam Riske

The review duo who know The Bard is The Ward.

Reserved Seating Goes All Pacino: 88 MINUTES

by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who wonder why this movie is 108 minutes.

Reserved Seating Goes All Pacino: MANGLEHORN

by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo always have good dates with Holly Hunter.

Reserved Seating: ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD (Spoilers)

by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who have nice feet. Also, another reminder: there’s spoilers in the article ahead.

Reserved Seating Goes All Pacino: RIGHTEOUS KILL

by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who would have named this screenplay Re-Heat.