A Movie I'm Thankful For: All Bad Movies

by JB

“There, now — that wasn’t so good, was it? [….]
Terrible! Terrible! Awful! Awful! Awful!
Couldn’t be worse! Couldn’t be worse! Terrible! Simply awful!”

--Leonard Pinth-Garnell
Bad Playhouse

Sh!#ting on the Classics: Anonymous

In the introduction to this recent post about “Our Favorite Movies We Do Not Believe Anyone Else Has Ever Heard Of,” our fearless leader Patrick Bromley talks about “Opposite Day.” In that spirit, instead of shitting on a classic movie, this week I will let the movie do all the shitting for me. The recent movie Anonymous shits on Shakespeare, shits on its own audience, and shits on common sense. Go see it for Thanksgiving! (Remember, OPPOSITE DAY.)