Sh!#ting on the Classics: Movie Remakes That Sh!# on the Originals

re-make (ree-mayk) n. Method used by new generations to shit on previous generations. See: the world of Hollywood marketing.

F These Movies We Should Like But Don't

A few weeks ago, the F This Movie! crew listed movies we shouldn't like but do. Because that list was so WILDLY SUCCESSFUL, it only makes sense to flip the script and do a follow-up list in the tradition of everyone's favorite new column, "Sh!#ting on the Classics." We hope we haven't picked any of your favorites. OR DO WE?