Showing posts with label jingle all the way. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jingle all the way. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Sh!#ting on the Classics: Merry Sh!#smas!

I hate Christmas. I really do. I hate everything about it.  I hate crowds. I hate shopping. I hate the baby Jesus and his sarcastic little smirk. (Before you get all up in my grill about religion, let me clarify: I hate all babies and their sarcastic little smirks.) For more than a decade, I have been locking horns with my lovely wife in a losing battle to NOT PUT UP THE TREE -- for just one year, please? I also hate Christmas movies. Admit it… most of them suck eggs.