Review: GAIL DAUGHTRY AND THE CELEBRITY SEX PASS

 by Rob DiCristino

A new David Wain joint to kick off your wet hot American summer.

FTM 732: THE TOWN

Patrick and Rob call an emergency Affleck episode and put this whole podcast in their rearview.

Review: MAGGIE MOORE(S)

 by Rob DiCristino

More like Bad Men.

Reviews: CONFESS, FLETCH & DON'T WORRY DARLING

 by Rob DiCristino

Buncha hotties in these movies, folks.

Reserved Seating Swings for the Fences: MILLION DOLLAR ARM

by Rob DiCristino and Adam Riske

The review duo who land all the big clients.

Redboxing: SPINNING MAN/AARDVARK

by Rob DiCristino

Redboxing All-Stars return in this week’s double feature!

Redboxing: BEIRUT

by Rob DiCristino

In which Don Draper fights for peace in the Middle East.

Reserved Seating: Baby Driver (Spoiler Review)

by Rob DiCristino and Adam Riske

The review duo who wants to get with you and your sister. We think her name is Deborah.

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (January 12)

In celebration of one year (that's 52 freakin' entries!) of Watchin' Trailerz with ME (in which readership of the column skyrocketed from just Patrick to at LEAST four people [that's a 400 percent increase!]), here's the first five minutes of Steven Soderbergh's upcoming film, Haywire (and here's my Haywire trailer write-up from this past summer). Obviously, it looks awesome (never mind Gina Carano's subpar acting/auto-tuned voice -- she's still better than Channing Tatum). So awesome, in fact, that F This Movie! is going to start using the word "Haywire" as an adjective to describe anyone and everything that's cool. Examples? Michael Fassbender is Haywire! Ewan McGregor is Haywire! Gina Carano (a'no-DUR) is Haywire! Wait, I just realized that all of these examples feature actors from the movie Haywire. What does that prove? Easy -- that Haywire is, itself, Haywire! You get it? You get it. Help us make it catch on! Haywire!