Johnny Showtime: BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

 by JB

It’s here! It’s back! Ladies and gentlemen after a hiatus of twenty-five years... one of the worst movies ever made!

Unsung!: Slaughterhouse-Five

For the longest time I could not figure out why this film did not get more attention in 1972. Then, I did some searching…

Sh!#ting on the Classics: Kurt Vonnegut Adaptations

Usually I use this space to shit on bad movies that have inexplicably become classics For the next few weeks, I would like to shit on the geniuses in Hollywood who take works of classic literature and turn them into bad movies. See, it is either a fun, new twist on my regular column or a sneaky way to get my Bachelor’s degree in English to finally pay off. So fuck pharmacy school, and fuck you too, Dad.