Review: APEX

 by Rob DiCristino

Let Theron be Theron.

Review: THRASH

 by Rob DiCristino

It’s Crawl, but with sharks.

Adam and Alison Watch Christmas Movies: MEET ME NEXT CHRISTMAS

 by Adam Thas & Alison Thas

Back for the 2024 Holiday Season!

Review: WOMAN OF THE HOUR

by Rob DiCristino

“Which one of you will hurt me?”

Review: THE TURNAROUND

 by Rob DiCristino

“He’s got high hopes.”

Review: WILL & HARPER

 by Rob DiCristino

A cross-country odyssey of friendship, identity, and Pringles.

Review: HIS THREE DAUGHTERS

 by Rob DiCristino

“You need each other. It’s good that there are three of you.”

Review: BEVERLY HILLS COP: AXEL F

 by Rob DiCristino

The heat is on…Netflix.

Review: THE KILLER

 by Rob DiCristino

An ice-cold black comedy from David Fincher. You’re shocked, I know.

Review: YOU PEOPLE

 by Rob DiCristino

For those missing 2007, I guess?

Adam & Alison Watch Christmas Movies: LOVE HARD

 by Adam Thas and Alison Thas

Part 3: Love Hard

Reviews: C'MON, C'MON & THE POWER OF THE DOG

 by Rob DiCristino

More Oscar bait for your Oscar hook.

Reviews: THE LOST DAUGHTER & PASSING

 by Rob DiCristino

In which actors get behind the camera.

I CARE A LOT Doesn't Want to Play Fair

 by Rob DiCristino

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.

Adam and Alison Watch Christmas Movies: THE PRINCESS SWITCH 1 & 2

 by Adam Thas & Alison Thas

Adam and Alison watch a Princess Switch double feature!

Movies is Good: HUBIE HALLOWEEN

 by JB

I have come to bury Adam Sandler, not praise him.

Reserved Seating: Gripehouse 2020

by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who saved our 2020 movie-related complaints for this column.

FTM 547: THE OLD GUARD

Patrick and Rosalie Lewis are gonna live forever.

When Worlds Collide: THE KINDERGARTEN TEACHER

by Jan Bottiglieri

Welcome to When Worlds Collide, an exciting new temporary column being brought to you only during the cruellest month*.

Power corrupts—and The Kindergarten Teacher makes it clear that words have power.

Adam and Alison Watch Christmas Movies, Part 2: THE KNIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

by Adam Thas and Alison Thas

Hey there F-heads! If you’re just coming into this, I suggest checking out our previous column first, here.