FTM 740: AMERICAN GANGSTER

Patrick and Adam Riske get drunk on Red Pop.

FTM 739: THE NICE GUYS

Patrick and Rob never say "and stuff."

Reserved Seating: Same Title Showdown: GLADIATOR

The review duo (and Mark Ahn!) who are entertained.

2K Replay: MASTER & COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD

 by Adam Riske

Nominated for “Best Period Hair Styling” at the Hollywood Makeup Artist and Hair Stylist Guild Awards. It lost to The Last Samurai.

Reserved Seating: VIRTUOSITY

The review duo (and Patrick Bromley!) who forgot to mention Kelly Lynch is in this.

2K Replay: A BEAUTIFUL MIND

 by Adam Riske

Winner for Worst Foreign Director (Ron Howard) at the Yoga Awards.

Reserved Seating Goes All Pacino: THE INSIDER

by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo who are gonna give you your fix.

Thrills, Chills, & Spills: THE QUICK AND THE DEAD

by JB

In which I take the occasion of the film’s release on 4K Blu-ray disc to examine how it was unjustly vilified when originally released.

A Movie I'm Thankful For: MASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD

by Mark Ahn

Quick’s the word and sharp’s the action.

Reserved Seating: The Mummy (2017)

by Rob DiCristino and Adam Riske

The review duo who wishes this one had stayed buried.

Review: The Nice Guys

by Patrick Bromley

The Nice Guys gets us back to Black!

F This Movie! - L.A. Confidential

Patrick and JB are off the record, on the QT and very hush hush.

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (Nov. 15)

In the December 2013 issue of Esquire magazine, George Clooney slams Russell Crowe. Well, good news all you 30 Odd Foot of Grunts fans -- Crowe is featured in TWO (count 'em!) trailerz this week (neither of them good)! In your face, you "Frank Sinatra wannabe!"

Sh!#ting on the Classics: A Beautiful Mind

2001 was a horrible year for America because a small group of fanatics conspired to attack the soul of our nation. Those fanatics? Ron Howard, Akiva Goldsman, and Russell Crowe. Their crime against humanity? A Beautiful Mind.

Sh!#ting on the Classics: Gladiator

This past weekend I wasted three hours of my life re-watching Gladiator — three hours that I will never get back. After the jump, I unleash hell.