Review: THRASH

 by Rob DiCristino

It’s Crawl, but with sharks.

2K Replay: OPEN WATER

 by Adam Riske

Nominated for “Best Wide-Release Film” at the Fangoria Chainsaw Awards. It lost to Shaun of the Dead.

FTM 723: JAWS

Patrick and JB are going to need a bigger podcast.

Notes on Film: Gratitude Through Movies

 by Anthony King

Last week I was having a hard time coming up with something to write. Because of something someone said to me the day before I was throwing myself a little pity party. Self-pity can be a terribly destructive drug. Social media (the world) is full of self-pity addicts – present company included. During my descent into sadness I said, “I know what I'm going to write about next week!” Well, as they tend to do, emotions have shifted/moved on/changed/etc. since seven days ago. I'm no longer in that place, thankfully, and it's because I was overcome with a sense of gratitude shortly thereafter. More in a bit, but first, what I've been watching.

DEEP BLUE SEA 20 Years Later

by Adam Riske

Come for sharks, stay for Thomas Jane.

Reserved Seating Jumps the Shark: JAWS: THE REVENGE

by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo that have always wanted to (separately) make love to an angry welder.

Reserved Seating Jumps the Shark: JAWS 3-D

by Rob DiCristino and Adam Riske

The review duo who has not seen The Meg.

Reserved Seating Jumps the Shark: JAWS 2

by Rob DiCristino and Adam Riske

The review duo who aren’t going to let a second shark get in the way of a new Holiday Inn.

Reserved Seating Jumps the Shark: JAWS

by Rob DiCristino and Adam Riske

The review duo who’ll show you the way to go home.

Redboxing: DEEP BLUE SEA 2

by Rob DiCristino

Deeperest. Bluerest. My head is like a different, lower-budget shark’s fin.

Just Look Bored: Jaws 2

by Rob DiCristino

“Sharks don’t take things personally, Mr. Brody.”

Reserved Seating: All Eyez on Me / 47 Meters Down

by Adam Riske

Even though you’re fed up, shark, you gotta keep your head up.

A Rational Man: Martin Brody in Jaws

by Rob DiCristino

“I can do anything. I’m the chief of police.”

Review: The Shallows

by Adam Riske

It’s fin(e).