Drunk on Foolish Pleasures: The "Lost" Columns

by JB

Huddle up for a brief announcement: this is the last “Drunk of Foolish Pleasures” column. (No crying -- I promised myself [sob] that we can get through this together without [sniff] making a scene.)

Sh!#ting on the Classics: The English Patient

I’d rather be horribly burned in a plane crash than sit through this film again.