'WHEN GEORGE ROMERO, STEPHEN KING AND ED HARRIS WERE YOUNG, DUMB AND FULL OF CUM[BUSTIBLE ENERGY]' EARLY 80's DOUBLE FEATURE! 081.- KNIGHTRIDERS (1981, AMAZON PRIME). Streaming on TUBI, ROKU CHANNEL, PLUTO TV, FAWESOME.
I like that Tom Savini pic. 🙃🙂
First time seeing the movie on either HD or 4K (can't tell) and with English subtitles, a luxury not present in my old Anchor Bay DVD (remember those? 🙄) which I've kept for the commentary. Ed Harris (in his first leading man role) is on fire as the leader of a tight-knit traveling troop of East Coast-based medieval stunt show performers using motorcycles instead of horses. Unwilling to compromise or sell out to corrupt local cops or 'the man' promising richer contracts and TV exposure, King Billy struggles to keep some of his more ambitious subjects from bolting for greener pastures. From the closeted gay announcer (Warner Shook's Pippin), loyal right-hand man (Gary Lahti's Alan), doctor with an etheral view of life (Brother Blue's Merlin) and grease-monkey mechanic (Christine Romero) to business-savvy Monk Tuck (John Hostetter) and the heir apparent to Billy's throne (Tom Savini's Morgan, often going face-to-face with Harris and matching him in screen presence), every tiny role in "Knightriders" is a recognizable face from the Romero cinematic universe: Ken Foree, John Amplas, Taso N. Stavrakis... even Mr. and Mrs. Stephen King in cameos.
Depending on the day I watch it or the mood I'm in, "Knightriders" is either Romero's most ambitious epic made on a shoestring budget (every cent of it on the screen), a hangout project to keep his small army of Pittsburgh-based friends employed (90-day shooting schedule! 🥵) during "Creepshow" pre-production, the most self-indulgent vanity project (2 hrs. 26 min. long! 🤯🫤) George made knowning it'd be a money loser, or a personal statement about the eternal conflict between heartfelt personal conviction versus the need to compromise to achieve financial success. It's a miracle a horror auteur like Romero was even allowed to do something this offbeat, which is what makes the fact it exists and tells a good story with compelling characters all the more remarkable. YMMV, but on this recent rewatch I'm going with 3.5 FAT COP'S HANDGUNS INSIDE THE DEEP FRIER (out of five).
I watched Knightriders as well. Loved it. There's a lot going on here. It's about the power and freedom to create your own worlds with found family. Art vs. commerce. When to make compromises and when to literally die on a hill. Is King Billy to be admired or is he a dangerous zealot? It has really stuck with me since I first saw it years ago. Oh, and seeing dudes in armor riding motorcycles is rad as hell.
"I mean it's real hard to live for something that you believe in."
And while Ed Harris is the only real actor in the cast, Tom Savini and most of them (many not professional actors) hold their own against a Best Actor Oscar winner-in-the-making. I wish we'd gotten less er@tic shots of Savini nude or posing as a sex symbol. OMG! 😵💫🥵🫣
082.- CREEPSHOW (1982, SHOUT! FACTORY 4K UHD). Streaming on AMC+.
Yes, Kunider, I did end up buying "Creepshow" on Scream Factory! 4K... in a collector's edition 4K steel book no less (same reduced price as the standard 4K). 😉😛
The most commercial horror movie George Romero ever directed, "Creepshow" is the motherload of American horror anthologies when it comes to talent in front (Holbrook, Nielsen, Barbeau, Marshall, Danson, Weaver, Atkins, lil' Joe Hill before he changed his name, etc.) and behind the camera (Romero directing, Stephen King writing, Tom Savini doing make-up, Richard P. Rubinstein producing, Michael Gornick's cinematography, etc.). What stood out to me from this first rewatch in years (decades?) was the absence of young teens in any of the five stories featured (six if you include the wrap-around). It feels refreshing in 2026 to watch a horror anthology about grown-ups and adults being a-holes getting their twisted just desserts. And Ed Harris, fresh off Romero's "Knightriders" the year prior, starts his Hollywood climb to success playing the second victim of zombie Nathan Grantham's (John Amplas) Father's Day cake quest. Leslie Nielsen (a techie!) and E.G. Marshall's disastrous clash with giant coprophage roaches (🤢🤮) win my personal acting MVP; the less said about Stephen King the actor in his own goofy segment the better. 🫣 4.5 $3,200-A-MONTH NYC PENTHOUSES' MONTHLY RENT (out of five).
BONUS: 30 DAYS OF PINK PANTHER & FRIENDS, DAY 15! 083.- THE INSPECTOR: CARTE BLANCHED (5/14/1969, KINO LORBER BLU-RAY). Streaming on YOUTUBE.
Taking care of a few cartoons I want to highlight before moving permanently to post-1975 Pink Panther business. 🙂 The last of the 34 'Inspector' theatrical shorts, "Carte Blanched" has the titular character as a fugitive-in-his-own-mind shopping cart thief, egged on by an off-screen voice (Marvin Miller) to get rid of the cart. Easier said than done, as not even throwing the darn thing off the top of the Eiffel Tower can keep the darn thing from rolling back to wherever Inspector goes. It's refreshing to have the law-enforcer become an unintended law-breaker, but this still feels like an unremarkable way to conclude a remarkably creative cartoon spinoff from the early "Pink Panther" movies' animated credits. 3.5 SIDEWALK TV SETS WITH TREMENDOUS SPEAKER SOUND EFFECTS (out of five).
084.- ROLAND AND RATTFINK: CATTLE BATTLE (8/4/1971, DVD). Streaming on YOUTUBE.
The 17th and final 'Roland and Rattfink' short has the hero trying to sing/play music, something his white horse disagrees with, while guarding cattle. Rattfink and his blue horse are the bandits trying to steal cows, something a stubborn bull refuses to let them get away with. The titular characters are on their own separate worlds until the very end, when a bomb sends one of them to be Satan's barbecue pit's personal coal shoveler and the other to sing in heaven. Talk about a finale that wraps things neat and tight. 4 EASILY-STEPPED-ON, LOWER-HALF COW DISGUISES (out of five).
085.- THE BLUE RACER: HISS AND HERS (7/3/1972, DVD). Streaming on YOUTUBE.
The first of the 17 'Blue Racer' shorts, one of two spin-offs from 1969's 'Tijuana Toads' (which I haven't seen and don't own on physical media), features a Road Runner-fast desert blue snake called 'Blue Racer' trying to catch a Japanese Beetle so he can feed his nagging wife and three baby snakes. It's a redux of the "Ant and the Aardvark" template, but with the Japanese Beetle cartoon (voiced by Tom Holland) dangerously close to racist stereotype, contrasted with Blue Racer (Larry D. Mann) sounding all-American. Decent first episode, but nothing spectacular. 3 'BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI' REFERENCES LOST TO OG TARGET AUDIENCE (out of five).
086.- HOOT KLOOT: KLOOT'S COUNTY (1/19/1973, DVD). Streaming on YOUTUBE.
First of 17 episodes of the "Hoot Kloot" series of shorts in which the diminutive, prone-to-anger sheriff of a small western town is made a fool of by 'Crazy Wolf' and a parade of equally goofy outlaws. Sheriff Kloot's talking horse, Fester (whose right paws are crooked), is the only ally and voice of support Kloot has. Based on this first episode (same writers/creators as the earlier DePatie-Freleng Enterprises cartoons), the creative tank was running dry of new material in January of '73 (the month/year yours truly was born.🤠) 2.5 ABANDONED SILVERADO MINES (out of five).
087.- THE DOGFATHER: PILOT (6/27/1974, DVD). Streaming on YOUTUBE.
The first short (17 total) in yet another series, this time a parody of "The Godfather" movies with dogs in 1940's NYC. As a pilot episode "The Dogfather" is relying more heavily than usual on its animators' 'Looney Tunes' heritage, specifically the character dynamics from 1952's classic 'Three For Two' short. An alley cat is giving Louie The Labrador (Daws Butler) trouble, so The Dogfather (Bob Holt doing a really good Brando-as-Corleone impression) assigns his meanest soldier, Pugg (also voiced by Holt), to accompany Louie and take care of the cat. But an escaped-from-the-zoo wild cat (only shown once) has something to... 'scratch' in the matter. 'It's fine,' but yet again it feels like the DePatie-Freleng animation machine is going through the motions. 2.85 FISH SKELETONS ON A GARBAGE CAN TRAY (out of five).
088.- THE PINK PANTHER: PINK ELEPHANT (10/20/1975, DVD). Streaming on YOUTUBE.
While many 17/34-episode short series were constantly being worked on and ended at DePatie-Freleng, the OG 'Pink Panther' shorts just kept trucking along. The Panther tries to sneak an elephant from the zoo into his apartment after the latter followed him out of the zoo, which is now closed. Cue every gag involving a pachyderm getting stuck on door frames, leaving cracked floors/roofs with every step or annoying the neighbors, here symbolized by The Little Man as the building manager. Neither good or bad, just another theatrical short in the mid-70's 'PP' assembly line. 3.05 'ELEPHANTNAPING' NEWSPAPER HEADLINES (out of five).
089.- THE PINK PANTHER: THE PINK OF ARABEE (3/13/1976, DVD). Streaming on YOUTUBE.
For a series of theatrical shorts that frequently recycled background music from previous entries, this episode stands out for having a unique, never-repeated Doug Goodwin score reflecting its Middle Eastern setting. The Panther's long pink tail falls in love with a rope that's come to life by a street musician's tune; later spaghetti strands and a flying carpet's fabric (!) also fall in love with the tail. How can the Panther keep away from trouble when his tail literally drags him toward it? Much better than the typical 'PP' episode from this era (ERA!), as seen in 'Pink Elephant.' So glad that, as the run of theatrical-first 'PP' shorts is coming to an end, we can still get surreal, fun masterpieces like this. 4.25 ARABIC ANIMAL PLASTIC SURGEON CLINICS (out of five).
A group of film students and their war vet professor are shooting a horror movie in the woods when a zombie apocalypse begins. They decide to document their fight for survival.
Clichéd writing laced with groan-inducing dialogue, embarrassing acting, ugly 2007 CGI. Plus it's a found footage horror movie, which obviously means annoying camerawork and endless silly justifications why the characters keep the cameras going when sh1t hits the fan. There are several scenes where a zombie just ignores the guy with the camera and attacks the next closest person, just to justify getting the shot in the movie. Those made me laugh.
Season of the Witch, a.k.a. Hungry Wives, a.k.a. Jack's Wife (1972)
A middle-aged housewife feels trapped in her unhappy marriage and stagnant suburban existence. Desperate to get something more out of life, she starts dabbling in witchcraft and adultery. This movie's dark and slightly surreal vibe reminded me of Romero's similarly moody vampire meditation Martin. It's a slow burn, for sure, but the training montage of Joan diving in and trying out her new witch gear set to Donovan's "Season of the Witch" was one of the most riveting sequences I've seen this month. I just love me some witches, man.
My first revisit for the month. A classic horror anthology and perhaps one of the best anthology films period? It effortlessly balances the thruline of comic book stories with creative, funny, dark, twisted, well executed vignettes. Also its a beautiful pairing of Romero and King. Love love love this love letter to horror cinema.
Biohazard 2 (1998): As a yinzer, I have seen every Romero movie many, many times. So other than his OJ Simpson documentary and Iron City Asskickers, I had no idea what to do.
Then I remembered — I did a talking head doc about Romero’s Resident Evil project and it never got released, so why not use the research I did?
It all started when Romero directed a live-action commercial promoting the video game Resident Evil 2 in Los Angeles. The 30-second advertisement featured the game’s two main characters, Leon S. Kennedy (Brad Renfro) and Claire Redfield (Adrienne Frantz), fighting a horde of zombies while in Raccoon City’s police station. This commercial was only shown in Japan where the game is known as Biohazard 2.
Trust me — this thing looks great. A million dollar budget for 30 seconds of commercial? Amazing.
Frantz said to Variety: ““It was an honor to work with a legend like Romero,” Frantz said. “All of the zombie TV shows and movies that we see today are because of him. He started an entire horror film revolution.”
That’s true. We wouldn’t even have this video game without him, as so many of the things accepted about zombies come directly from him and his films.
Resident Evil was created by Shinji Mikami and Tokuro Fujiwara and released for the PlayStation in 1996.It is credited for defining the survival horror genre and returning zombies to popular culture. Game design started in 1993 when Capcom’s Tokuro Fujiwara told Shinji Mikami and other co-workers to create a game using elements from Fujiwara’s 1989 game Sweet Home on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. Sweet Home was based on a movie that was released around the same time. The cinematic nature of Sweet Home led to Biohazard.
Capcom was so impressed with Romero’s work, it was strongly indicated that Romero would direct the first Resident Evil film. He declined at first — “I don’t wanna make another film with zombies in it, and I couldn’t make a movie based on something that ain’t mine.” He reconsidered and wrote a script for the first movie. which was eventually rejected in favor of Paul W. S. Anderson’s version.
Romero’s Resident Evil was set in the Spencer Mansion and focused on Chris Redfield and Jill Valentine. It’s a lot more faithful to the game than the Paul W.S. Anderson movies and has giant snakes, man-eating plants and mutant sharks. Barry Burton, Rebecca Chambers, Ada Wong and Albert Wesker were to also appear. Not a gamer, Romero had his assistant Jason play the game for him so he could get a feel for it.
The ending to the film would have been similar to the best ending to the first Resident Evil game. Romero even got Berni Wrightson to do artwork for Tyrant, the villain.
But sadly, Capcom producer Yoshiki Okamoto bluntly stated at the time: “Romero’s script wasn’t good, so Romero was fired.” There’s also rumor that the movie would have been NC-17 so he wasn’t picked.
Romero also said in an interview with Paul Weedon, “…this guy named Bernd Eichinger, who came in and said “No, this is not what I want.” And that was it. And he had no idea what a video game was. This is the guy that made House of the Spirits and Das Boot and he just had an impression of what he wanted the thing to be, which sort of flew in the face of all of us – Capcom and his own guys. So that was it.”
While not a gamer, Romero was smart enough to recognize that they led to the return of zombies. He said, “I do think the popularity of the creature has come from video games, not film. Zombieland was the first zombie film to break $100 million at the box office, and therefore Hollywood got interested. The remake of Dawn of the Dead did about $75 million … But dozens of hugely popular video games have had a bigger impact.”
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1990, Tom Savini, screenplay by George Romero)
Tough category for me, as I’ve seen nearly everything Romero’s directed, so I decided to go with this. I’ve been avoiding this film like the plague (of zombies), but it seems to have been gaining recognition over time, so I gave it a shot (to the head, of course). Glad I did, as Romero modifies his original 1968 gamechanger just enough so that this isn’t just remake by rote: it keeps the fleshy flavor of the first film intact while altering several plot points, and particularly by changing the character of Barbara into a more empowered final girl. Patricia Tallman gives Barbara the vulnerability and strength needed for this role, and Tony Todd is excellent as always in the role of Ben. Unfortunately, Tom Towles is excessively over-the-top as antagonist Harry; this seems to be problem in many of Romero’s flicks—the human “villain” is overplayed to the point of disdainful disbelief (see Joseph Pilato’s DAY OF THE DEAD performance for example). Overall, though, I had a gut-munching good time with this: Savini’s direction was sharp, the shocks and gore were effective, and the film’s momentum only occasionally let down. Nothing can compare to the original NOTLD, but if you are a fan and enter this with an open mind, I think you’ll have a good, gruesome time.
KNIGHTRIDERS (1981) Looks like everybody’s praising this one today, and… you’re right! This premise must’ve been a hard sell, but Romero’s all about immersing us in such an unusual lifestyle. It’s ‘70s biker gang stuff combined with Arthurian legend stuff. But then everyone has to face reality. As things progress, the characters have money troubles and they’re harassed by cops, raising the question of following your dreams and sticking to your principles vs. selling out. But is it really selling out, or merely adapting to a changing world? Is Ed Harris’ “King” character an idealist, or he delusional? Or both? Or neither? Romero raises a lot of questions and then leaves it for us to decide. Great movie!
30 days of fan films, day 15: VOORHEES: NIGHT OF THE BEAST (2021) I don’t know who asked for Jason Voorhees vs. Bigfoot, but here we go. Writer/director Jason Pitts is clearly a superfan in how many slasher tropes and references he plays with in this. The big brawl at the end is a little silly, but there’s fun to be had along the way. Some of the kills get real grody, so score one for the gorehounds.
For my money this is maybe the most underappreciated Stephen King adaptation there is. Timothy Hutton is fantastic in a dual role as Thad Beaumont, an educated, highbrow author, and George Stark, his badass, shitkicking pseudonym come to life after it’s discovered that they’re one and the same and Beaumont decides to “kill off” Stark and stop writing violent thrillers under that name.
Hutton does some career-best work here, though unfortunately his approach did not mesh with Romero’s and led to extreme tensions on set. He’s since fallen out of favor due to (alleged) sexpest-ery, so I imagine Romero’s feelings about him were correct. Either way, the movie is suspenseful, fun, and nails the vibe of the novel very well. I’m a lifelong Constant Reader, and this is probably my second favorite King adaptation right after David Cronenberg’s The Dead Zone. I really love this movie, and I love how well Romero gets King and makes his material sing.
Dawn of the Dead(1978 Dir George Romero) Romeros classic fable on consumerism in America. Americans so obsessed with shopping that even after they die they still return to the mall. One wonders if remade today how many zombies would just be sitting at a pc ordering off Temu and Amazon.
A hourlong psychological horror movie about an old man being tormented because he’s old that was lost for 42 years. It’s a more disturbing watch in my 50s than if it had been available to watch after seeing Night and Dawn when I was in junior high.
I apologize, but i'm not going to fit in a Romero movie tonight. Work and life, and what not. Never seen any of the 3 newer Dead movies. If there is consensus on which is the best, I might shoe-horn one of those in sometime.
"Land" is easily the best of the three newer "Dead" movies, but it still falls short (not by a lot) of the OG trilogy from the 60's-80's. "Diary" and "Survival" have their moments, but they're in nobody's list of best zombie/Romero movies ever made. 😯🫤
Timothy Hutton generally doesn't do much for me (good or bad), but in this movie he was pretty solid! A decent story, and Romero did a good job adapting/directing. I really liked how they made the bad guy look, and the way they played with my expectations of what's going on.
Aside from the huge ones, I usually go into a Stephen King adaptation expecting a TV-movie level experience, but no doubt this was a cut above that.
'WHEN GEORGE ROMERO, STEPHEN KING AND ED HARRIS WERE YOUNG, DUMB AND FULL OF CUM[BUSTIBLE ENERGY]' EARLY 80's DOUBLE FEATURE!
ReplyDelete081.- KNIGHTRIDERS (1981, AMAZON PRIME). Streaming on TUBI, ROKU CHANNEL, PLUTO TV, FAWESOME.
I like that Tom Savini pic. 🙃🙂
First time seeing the movie on either HD or 4K (can't tell) and with English subtitles, a luxury not present in my old Anchor Bay DVD (remember those? 🙄) which I've kept for the commentary. Ed Harris (in his first leading man role) is on fire as the leader of a tight-knit traveling troop of East Coast-based medieval stunt show performers using motorcycles instead of horses. Unwilling to compromise or sell out to corrupt local cops or 'the man' promising richer contracts and TV exposure, King Billy struggles to keep some of his more ambitious subjects from bolting for greener pastures. From the closeted gay announcer (Warner Shook's Pippin), loyal right-hand man (Gary Lahti's Alan), doctor with an etheral view of life (Brother Blue's Merlin) and grease-monkey mechanic (Christine Romero) to business-savvy Monk Tuck (John Hostetter) and the heir apparent to Billy's throne (Tom Savini's Morgan, often going face-to-face with Harris and matching him in screen presence), every tiny role in "Knightriders" is a recognizable face from the Romero cinematic universe: Ken Foree, John Amplas, Taso N. Stavrakis... even Mr. and Mrs. Stephen King in cameos.
Depending on the day I watch it or the mood I'm in, "Knightriders" is either Romero's most ambitious epic made on a shoestring budget (every cent of it on the screen), a hangout project to keep his small army of Pittsburgh-based friends employed (90-day shooting schedule! 🥵) during "Creepshow" pre-production, the most self-indulgent vanity project (2 hrs. 26 min. long! 🤯🫤) George made knowning it'd be a money loser, or a personal statement about the eternal conflict between heartfelt personal conviction versus the need to compromise to achieve financial success. It's a miracle a horror auteur like Romero was even allowed to do something this offbeat, which is what makes the fact it exists and tells a good story with compelling characters all the more remarkable. YMMV, but on this recent rewatch I'm going with 3.5 FAT COP'S HANDGUNS INSIDE THE DEEP FRIER (out of five).
I watched Knightriders as well. Loved it. There's a lot going on here. It's about the power and freedom to create your own worlds with found family. Art vs. commerce. When to make compromises and when to literally die on a hill. Is King Billy to be admired or is he a dangerous zealot? It has really stuck with me since I first saw it years ago. Oh, and seeing dudes in armor riding motorcycles is rad as hell.
Delete"I mean it's real hard to live for something that you believe in."
And while Ed Harris is the only real actor in the cast, Tom Savini and most of them (many not professional actors) hold their own against a Best Actor Oscar winner-in-the-making. I wish we'd gotten less er@tic shots of Savini nude or posing as a sex symbol. OMG! 😵💫🥵🫣
DeleteBy less you mean more, right?
DeleteBusted! 🤗😜
DeleteMy wife used to live in Bloomfield and you used to be able to see shirtless Savini jogging all the time. He did answer to Sex Machine.
Delete082.- CREEPSHOW (1982, SHOUT! FACTORY 4K UHD). Streaming on AMC+.
ReplyDeleteYes, Kunider, I did end up buying "Creepshow" on Scream Factory! 4K... in a collector's edition 4K steel book no less (same reduced price as the standard 4K). 😉😛
The most commercial horror movie George Romero ever directed, "Creepshow" is the motherload of American horror anthologies when it comes to talent in front (Holbrook, Nielsen, Barbeau, Marshall, Danson, Weaver, Atkins, lil' Joe Hill before he changed his name, etc.) and behind the camera (Romero directing, Stephen King writing, Tom Savini doing make-up, Richard P. Rubinstein producing, Michael Gornick's cinematography, etc.). What stood out to me from this first rewatch in years (decades?) was the absence of young teens in any of the five stories featured (six if you include the wrap-around). It feels refreshing in 2026 to watch a horror anthology about grown-ups and adults being a-holes getting their twisted just desserts. And Ed Harris, fresh off Romero's "Knightriders" the year prior, starts his Hollywood climb to success playing the second victim of zombie Nathan Grantham's (John Amplas) Father's Day cake quest. Leslie Nielsen (a techie!) and E.G. Marshall's disastrous clash with giant coprophage roaches (🤢🤮) win my personal acting MVP; the less said about Stephen King the actor in his own goofy segment the better. 🫣 4.5 $3,200-A-MONTH NYC PENTHOUSES' MONTHLY RENT (out of five).
Good man 😜😎
DeleteBONUS: 30 DAYS OF PINK PANTHER & FRIENDS, DAY 15!
ReplyDelete083.- THE INSPECTOR: CARTE BLANCHED (5/14/1969, KINO LORBER BLU-RAY). Streaming on YOUTUBE.
Taking care of a few cartoons I want to highlight before moving permanently to post-1975 Pink Panther business. 🙂 The last of the 34 'Inspector' theatrical shorts, "Carte Blanched" has the titular character as a fugitive-in-his-own-mind shopping cart thief, egged on by an off-screen voice (Marvin Miller) to get rid of the cart. Easier said than done, as not even throwing the darn thing off the top of the Eiffel Tower can keep the darn thing from rolling back to wherever Inspector goes. It's refreshing to have the law-enforcer become an unintended law-breaker, but this still feels like an unremarkable way to conclude a remarkably creative cartoon spinoff from the early "Pink Panther" movies' animated credits. 3.5 SIDEWALK TV SETS WITH TREMENDOUS SPEAKER SOUND EFFECTS (out of five).
084.- ROLAND AND RATTFINK: CATTLE BATTLE (8/4/1971, DVD). Streaming on YOUTUBE.
DeleteThe 17th and final 'Roland and Rattfink' short has the hero trying to sing/play music, something his white horse disagrees with, while guarding cattle. Rattfink and his blue horse are the bandits trying to steal cows, something a stubborn bull refuses to let them get away with. The titular characters are on their own separate worlds until the very end, when a bomb sends one of them to be Satan's barbecue pit's personal coal shoveler and the other to sing in heaven. Talk about a finale that wraps things neat and tight. 4 EASILY-STEPPED-ON, LOWER-HALF COW DISGUISES (out of five).
085.- THE BLUE RACER: HISS AND HERS (7/3/1972, DVD). Streaming on YOUTUBE.
DeleteThe first of the 17 'Blue Racer' shorts, one of two spin-offs from 1969's 'Tijuana Toads' (which I haven't seen and don't own on physical media), features a Road Runner-fast desert blue snake called 'Blue Racer' trying to catch a Japanese Beetle so he can feed his nagging wife and three baby snakes. It's a redux of the "Ant and the Aardvark" template, but with the Japanese Beetle cartoon (voiced by Tom Holland) dangerously close to racist stereotype, contrasted with Blue Racer (Larry D. Mann) sounding all-American. Decent first episode, but nothing spectacular. 3 'BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI' REFERENCES LOST TO OG TARGET AUDIENCE (out of five).
086.- HOOT KLOOT: KLOOT'S COUNTY (1/19/1973, DVD). Streaming on YOUTUBE.
DeleteFirst of 17 episodes of the "Hoot Kloot" series of shorts in which the diminutive, prone-to-anger sheriff of a small western town is made a fool of by 'Crazy Wolf' and a parade of equally goofy outlaws. Sheriff Kloot's talking horse, Fester (whose right paws are crooked), is the only ally and voice of support Kloot has. Based on this first episode (same writers/creators as the earlier DePatie-Freleng Enterprises cartoons), the creative tank was running dry of new material in January of '73 (the month/year yours truly was born.🤠) 2.5 ABANDONED SILVERADO MINES (out of five).
087.- THE DOGFATHER: PILOT (6/27/1974, DVD). Streaming on YOUTUBE.
DeleteThe first short (17 total) in yet another series, this time a parody of "The Godfather" movies with dogs in 1940's NYC. As a pilot episode "The Dogfather" is relying more heavily than usual on its animators' 'Looney Tunes' heritage, specifically the character dynamics from 1952's classic 'Three For Two' short. An alley cat is giving Louie The Labrador (Daws Butler) trouble, so The Dogfather (Bob Holt doing a really good Brando-as-Corleone impression) assigns his meanest soldier, Pugg (also voiced by Holt), to accompany Louie and take care of the cat. But an escaped-from-the-zoo wild cat (only shown once) has something to... 'scratch' in the matter. 'It's fine,' but yet again it feels like the DePatie-Freleng animation machine is going through the motions. 2.85 FISH SKELETONS ON A GARBAGE CAN TRAY (out of five).
088.- THE PINK PANTHER: PINK ELEPHANT (10/20/1975, DVD). Streaming on YOUTUBE.
DeleteWhile many 17/34-episode short series were constantly being worked on and ended at DePatie-Freleng, the OG 'Pink Panther' shorts just kept trucking along. The Panther tries to sneak an elephant from the zoo into his apartment after the latter followed him out of the zoo, which is now closed. Cue every gag involving a pachyderm getting stuck on door frames, leaving cracked floors/roofs with every step or annoying the neighbors, here symbolized by The Little Man as the building manager. Neither good or bad, just another theatrical short in the mid-70's 'PP' assembly line. 3.05 'ELEPHANTNAPING' NEWSPAPER HEADLINES (out of five).
089.- THE PINK PANTHER: THE PINK OF ARABEE (3/13/1976, DVD). Streaming on YOUTUBE.
DeleteFor a series of theatrical shorts that frequently recycled background music from previous entries, this episode stands out for having a unique, never-repeated Doug Goodwin score reflecting its Middle Eastern setting. The Panther's long pink tail falls in love with a rope that's come to life by a street musician's tune; later spaghetti strands and a flying carpet's fabric (!) also fall in love with the tail. How can the Panther keep away from trouble when his tail literally drags him toward it? Much better than the typical 'PP' episode from this era (ERA!), as seen in 'Pink Elephant.' So glad that, as the run of theatrical-first 'PP' shorts is coming to an end, we can still get surreal, fun masterpieces like this. 4.25 ARABIC ANIMAL PLASTIC SURGEON CLINICS (out of five).
Diary of the Dead (2007, dir. George A. Romero)
ReplyDeleteA group of film students and their war vet professor are shooting a horror movie in the woods when a zombie apocalypse begins. They decide to document their fight for survival.
Clichéd writing laced with groan-inducing dialogue, embarrassing acting, ugly 2007 CGI. Plus it's a found footage horror movie, which obviously means annoying camerawork and endless silly justifications why the characters keep the cameras going when sh1t hits the fan. There are several scenes where a zombie just ignores the guy with the camera and attacks the next closest person, just to justify getting the shot in the movie. Those made me laugh.
Bad.
Season of the Witch, a.k.a. Hungry Wives, a.k.a. Jack's Wife (1972)
ReplyDeleteA middle-aged housewife feels trapped in her unhappy marriage and stagnant suburban existence. Desperate to get something more out of life, she starts dabbling in witchcraft and adultery. This movie's dark and slightly surreal vibe reminded me of Romero's similarly moody vampire meditation Martin. It's a slow burn, for sure, but the training montage of Joan diving in and trying out her new witch gear set to Donovan's "Season of the Witch" was one of the most riveting sequences I've seen this month. I just love me some witches, man.
I want more people to watch this!
DeleteCreepshow (1982)
ReplyDeleteMy first revisit for the month. A classic horror anthology and perhaps one of the best anthology films period? It effortlessly balances the thruline of comic book stories with creative, funny, dark, twisted, well executed vignettes. Also its a beautiful pairing of Romero and King. Love love love this love letter to horror cinema.
Biohazard 2 (1998): As a yinzer, I have seen every Romero movie many, many times. So other than his OJ Simpson documentary and Iron City Asskickers, I had no idea what to do.
ReplyDeleteThen I remembered — I did a talking head doc about Romero’s Resident Evil project and it never got released, so why not use the research I did?
It all started when Romero directed a live-action commercial promoting the video game Resident Evil 2 in Los Angeles. The 30-second advertisement featured the game’s two main characters, Leon S. Kennedy (Brad Renfro) and Claire Redfield (Adrienne Frantz), fighting a horde of zombies while in Raccoon City’s police station. This commercial was only shown in Japan where the game is known as Biohazard 2.
Trust me — this thing looks great. A million dollar budget for 30 seconds of commercial? Amazing.
Frantz said to Variety: ““It was an honor to work with a legend like Romero,” Frantz said. “All of the zombie TV shows and movies that we see today are because of him. He started an entire horror film revolution.”
That’s true. We wouldn’t even have this video game without him, as so many of the things accepted about zombies come directly from him and his films.
Resident Evil was created by Shinji Mikami and Tokuro Fujiwara and released for the PlayStation in 1996.It is credited for defining the survival horror genre and returning zombies to popular culture. Game design started in 1993 when Capcom’s Tokuro Fujiwara told Shinji Mikami and other co-workers to create a game using elements from Fujiwara’s 1989 game Sweet Home on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. Sweet Home was based on a movie that was released around the same time. The cinematic nature of Sweet Home led to Biohazard.
Capcom was so impressed with Romero’s work, it was strongly indicated that Romero would direct the first Resident Evil film. He declined at first — “I don’t wanna make another film with zombies in it, and I couldn’t make a movie based on something that ain’t mine.” He reconsidered and wrote a script for the first movie. which was eventually rejected in favor of Paul W. S. Anderson’s version.
Romero’s Resident Evil was set in the Spencer Mansion and focused on Chris Redfield and Jill Valentine. It’s a lot more faithful to the game than the Paul W.S. Anderson movies and has giant snakes, man-eating plants and mutant sharks. Barry Burton, Rebecca Chambers, Ada Wong and Albert Wesker were to also appear. Not a gamer, Romero had his assistant Jason play the game for him so he could get a feel for it.
The ending to the film would have been similar to the best ending to the first Resident Evil game. Romero even got Berni Wrightson to do artwork for Tyrant, the villain.
But sadly, Capcom producer Yoshiki Okamoto bluntly stated at the time: “Romero’s script wasn’t good, so Romero was fired.” There’s also rumor that the movie would have been NC-17 so he wasn’t picked.
Romero also said in an interview with Paul Weedon, “…this guy named Bernd Eichinger, who came in and said “No, this is not what I want.” And that was it. And he had no idea what a video game was. This is the guy that made House of the Spirits and Das Boot and he just had an impression of what he wanted the thing to be, which sort of flew in the face of all of us – Capcom and his own guys. So that was it.”
While not a gamer, Romero was smart enough to recognize that they led to the return of zombies. He said, “I do think the popularity of the creature has come from video games, not film. Zombieland was the first zombie film to break $100 million at the box office, and therefore Hollywood got interested. The remake of Dawn of the Dead did about $75 million … But dozens of hugely popular video games have had a bigger impact.”
There's a two-hour 2025 documentary, "George A. Romero's Resident Evil," streaming on TUBI that covers the same subject in detail. 😎🤓
DeleteYep. The doc we did was a rush to get out before theirs and well…at least I got to talk about Romero’s unreleased films for a bit.
DeleteFASCINATING!!!! Thanks B&S About Movies for sharing all of this! Oh what could have been!!
DeleteNIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1990, Tom Savini, screenplay by George Romero)
ReplyDeleteTough category for me, as I’ve seen nearly everything Romero’s directed, so I decided to go with this. I’ve been avoiding this film like the plague (of zombies), but it seems to have been gaining recognition over time, so I gave it a shot (to the head, of course). Glad I did, as Romero modifies his original 1968 gamechanger just enough so that this isn’t just remake by rote: it keeps the fleshy flavor of the first film intact while altering several plot points, and particularly by changing the character of Barbara into a more empowered final girl. Patricia Tallman gives Barbara the vulnerability and strength needed for this role, and Tony Todd is excellent as always in the role of Ben. Unfortunately, Tom Towles is excessively over-the-top as antagonist Harry; this seems to be problem in many of Romero’s flicks—the human “villain” is overplayed to the point of disdainful disbelief (see Joseph Pilato’s DAY OF THE DEAD performance for example). Overall, though, I had a gut-munching good time with this: Savini’s direction was sharp, the shocks and gore were effective, and the film’s momentum only occasionally let down. Nothing can compare to the original NOTLD, but if you are a fan and enter this with an open mind, I think you’ll have a good, gruesome time.
And unlike the 1968 classic, Romero made royalty money from the '90 remake. Not a lot, but more than he ever got out of OG "NOTLD."
DeleteKNIGHTRIDERS (1981)
ReplyDeleteLooks like everybody’s praising this one today, and… you’re right! This premise must’ve been a hard sell, but Romero’s all about immersing us in such an unusual lifestyle. It’s ‘70s biker gang stuff combined with Arthurian legend stuff. But then everyone has to face reality. As things progress, the characters have money troubles and they’re harassed by cops, raising the question of following your dreams and sticking to your principles vs. selling out. But is it really selling out, or merely adapting to a changing world? Is Ed Harris’ “King” character an idealist, or he delusional? Or both? Or neither? Romero raises a lot of questions and then leaves it for us to decide. Great movie!
30 days of fan films, day 15: VOORHEES: NIGHT OF THE BEAST (2021)
I don’t know who asked for Jason Voorhees vs. Bigfoot, but here we go. Writer/director Jason Pitts is clearly a superfan in how many slasher tropes and references he plays with in this. The big brawl at the end is a little silly, but there’s fun to be had along the way. Some of the kills get real grody, so score one for the gorehounds.
I'm definitely getting Knightriders blu-ray soon, I have to see this
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DeleteThe Dark Half
ReplyDeleteFor my money this is maybe the most underappreciated Stephen King adaptation there is. Timothy Hutton is fantastic in a dual role as Thad Beaumont, an educated, highbrow author, and George Stark, his badass, shitkicking pseudonym come to life after it’s discovered that they’re one and the same and Beaumont decides to “kill off” Stark and stop writing violent thrillers under that name.
Hutton does some career-best work here, though unfortunately his approach did not mesh with Romero’s and led to extreme tensions on set. He’s since fallen out of favor due to (alleged) sexpest-ery, so I imagine Romero’s feelings about him were correct. Either way, the movie is suspenseful, fun, and nails the vibe of the novel very well. I’m a lifelong Constant Reader, and this is probably my second favorite King adaptation right after David Cronenberg’s The Dead Zone. I really love this movie, and I love how well Romero gets King and makes his material sing.
You said it better than me 👍
DeleteDawn of the Dead(1978 Dir George Romero)
ReplyDeleteRomeros classic fable on consumerism in America. Americans so obsessed with shopping that even after they die they still return to the mall. One wonders if remade today how many zombies would just be sitting at a pc ordering off Temu and Amazon.
The Amusement Park (1975)
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing I can do to keep boomers from ostracizing themselves, sorry George.
Definite nightmare vibes.
THE AMUSEMENT PARK (1975)
ReplyDeleteA hourlong psychological horror movie about an old man being tormented because he’s old that was lost for 42 years. It’s a more disturbing watch in my 50s than if it had been available to watch after seeing Night and Dawn when I was in junior high.
I apologize, but i'm not going to fit in a Romero movie tonight. Work and life, and what not. Never seen any of the 3 newer Dead movies. If there is consensus on which is the best, I might shoe-horn one of those in sometime.
ReplyDelete"Land" is easily the best of the three newer "Dead" movies, but it still falls short (not by a lot) of the OG trilogy from the 60's-80's. "Diary" and "Survival" have their moments, but they're in nobody's list of best zombie/Romero movies ever made. 😯🫤
DeleteThe Dark Half (1993, dir. George A. Romero)
ReplyDeleteTimothy Hutton generally doesn't do much for me (good or bad), but in this movie he was pretty solid! A decent story, and Romero did a good job adapting/directing. I really liked how they made the bad guy look, and the way they played with my expectations of what's going on.
Aside from the huge ones, I usually go into a Stephen King adaptation expecting a TV-movie level experience, but no doubt this was a cut above that.