36: IN MEMORIAM - HAYDEN PANETTIERE (1989-2026)Wes Craven's SCREAM 4 (2011, 4K UHD)Say, "Bambi's" my favorite scary movie too!ORWoodsboro Police should stop hiring Keystone Cops.
37: IN MEMORIAM - SAM NEILL (1947-2026)THE GRIMM BROTHERS' SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR (SHOWTIME ORIGINAL MOVIE, 1997, CINEPLEX)Year Sam got crucified upside down... twice!ORSigourney Weaver (and wooden mirror) steal show.
38: IN MEMORIAM - TIM CURRY (1946 -2026)Keenen Ivory Wayans' SCARY MOVIE 2 (2001, BLU-RAY)Tim almost gets laid. Collects paycheck, instead.OROutgrosses prequel whenever Chris Elliott gets 'handsy.'
Amityville 2: The Possession (Dir. Damiano Damiani)Simpsons parody mercifully removes Bart Lisa subplot.
Maniac Cop 2 (Dir. William Lustig)Mason Verger/Cordell crossover movie sorely needed.
Angel (1984 Dir. Robert Vincent O'Neil)Still just need two words: "Never would"
An Evening of Edgar Allan Poe (1970, dir. Kenneth Johnson)Price teases you, almost gives Wine Face™.
The Return (2005)“I’ve coughed up scarier stuff than that…”
Arsenic and Old Lace (1944) Started Yelling Charge Regularly. Wife not pleased.
Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971; Dir. John D. Hancock) Sometimes The Voices are telling the truth.
Happy Birthday To Me (1981)"More scarfs than Steven Tyler's mic stand"
Toolbox Murders (2004)Killer should've been box of Edward Nortons
Midsommar (2019)Why is this called horror?...I'm ScandinavianOrLazer guns go Pugh-Pugh!...I'm dumb
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 31-33 (1991) Malcolm McDowell’s hairpiece should be a meme.
The Loved Ones (2009)Still think I could maybe fix her.
36: IN MEMORIAM - HAYDEN PANETTIERE (1989-2026)
ReplyDeleteWes Craven's SCREAM 4 (2011, 4K UHD)
Say, "Bambi's" my favorite scary movie too!
OR
Woodsboro Police should stop hiring Keystone Cops.
37: IN MEMORIAM - SAM NEILL (1947-2026)
ReplyDeleteTHE GRIMM BROTHERS' SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR (SHOWTIME ORIGINAL MOVIE, 1997, CINEPLEX)
Year Sam got crucified upside down... twice!
OR
Sigourney Weaver (and wooden mirror) steal show.
38: IN MEMORIAM - TIM CURRY (1946 -2026)
ReplyDeleteKeenen Ivory Wayans' SCARY MOVIE 2 (2001, BLU-RAY)
Tim almost gets laid. Collects paycheck, instead.
OR
Outgrosses prequel whenever Chris Elliott gets 'handsy.'
Amityville 2: The Possession (Dir. Damiano Damiani)
ReplyDeleteSimpsons parody mercifully removes Bart Lisa subplot.
Maniac Cop 2 (Dir. William Lustig)
ReplyDeleteMason Verger/Cordell crossover movie sorely needed.
Angel (1984 Dir. Robert Vincent O'Neil)
ReplyDeleteStill just need two words: "Never would"
An Evening of Edgar Allan Poe (1970, dir. Kenneth Johnson)
ReplyDeletePrice teases you, almost gives Wine Face™.
The Return (2005)
ReplyDelete“I’ve coughed up scarier stuff than that…”
Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)
ReplyDeleteStarted Yelling Charge Regularly. Wife not pleased.
Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971; Dir. John D. Hancock)
ReplyDeleteSometimes The Voices are telling the truth.
Happy Birthday To Me (1981)
ReplyDelete"More scarfs than Steven Tyler's mic stand"
Toolbox Murders (2004)
ReplyDeleteKiller should've been box of Edward Nortons
Midsommar (2019)
ReplyDeleteWhy is this called horror?...I'm Scandinavian
Or
Lazer guns go Pugh-Pugh!...I'm dumb
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 31-33 (1991)
ReplyDeleteMalcolm McDowell’s hairpiece should be a meme.
The Loved Ones (2009)
ReplyDeleteStill think I could maybe fix her.