36: IN MEMORIAM - HAYDEN PANETTIERE (1989-2026)Wes Craven's SCREAM 4 (2011, 4K UHD)Say, "Bambi's" my favorite scary movie too!ORWoodsboro Police should stop hiring Keystone Cops.
37: IN MEMORIAM - SAM NEILL (1947-2026)THE GRIMM BROTHERS' SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR (SHOWTIME ORIGINAL MOVIE, 1997, CINEPLEX)Year Sam got crucified upside down... twice!ORSigourney Weaver (and wooden mirror) steal show.
38: IN MEMORIAM - TIM CURRY (1946 -2026)Keenen Ivory Wayans' SCARY MOVIE 2 (2001, BLU-RAY)Tim almost gets laid. Collects paycheck, instead.OROutgrosses prequel whenever Chris Elliott gets 'handsy.'
Amityville 2: The Possession (Dir. Damiano Damiani)Simpsons parody mercifully removes Bart Lisa subplot.
Maniac Cop 2 (Dir. William Lustig)Mason Verger/Cordell crossover movie sorely needed.
Angel (1984 Dir. Robert Vincent O'Neil)Still just need two words: "Never would"
An Evening of Edgar Allan Poe (1970, dir. Kenneth Johnson)Price teases you, almost gives Wine Face™.
The Return (2005)“I’ve coughed up scarier stuff than that…”
Arsenic and Old Lace (1944) Started Yelling Charge Regularly. Wife not pleased.
Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971; Dir. John D. Hancock) Sometimes The Voices are telling the truth.
Happy Birthday To Me (1981)"More scarfs than Steven Tyler's mic stand"
Toolbox Murders (2004)Killer should've been box of Edward Nortons
Midsommar (2019)Why is this called horror?...I'm ScandinavianOrLazer guns go Pugh-Pugh!...I'm dumb
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 31-33 (1991) Malcolm McDowell’s hairpiece should be a meme.
The Loved Ones (2009)Still think I could maybe fix her.
FRANKENSTEIN (1931) Universal's tram tour should include flaming windmill.
The First Purge (2018)Super Nazis vs Super Crackhead. Stereotypes win?
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PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4 (2012) dir. Henry Joost & Ariel SchulmanEverything’s better with Kathryn Newton in it.
Beyond Re-Animator (2003, dir. Brian Yuzna)Like re-animated corpse, less than original version.
Spider Baby (1967, dir. Jack Hill)Would have spider babies with Spider Baby.
The Pit and the Pendulum (1961, dir. Roger Corman)PRICE of STEELE going up! Ugh, sorry.
The Tomb of Ligeia (1964, dir. Roger Corman)PRICE(s) in this TOWNE skyrocketing! Sorry again.
Ring 2 (1999)Everything you loved in Ringu only less
MARY SHELLEY'S FRANKENSTEIN (1994) I totally saw Bobby DeNiro's lil' Frankie.
Maximum Overdrive (1986) w/ F This Movie commentaryWaymo owners are like "what's the issue?"
KISS ME QUICK (1964) This is what mad science hath wrought!
Final Destination (2000):Should I be using more hair gel?
Pet Sematary (1989)Zelda can’t hurt you, Zelda’s not real…
Gone in 60 Seconds (1974)This is pure horror for car aficionados
The acting is very scary. And it’s kinda required viewing prior to watching Death Proof.
I watched it with my uncle, who's a car guy. He commented on the acting a couple of times, and groaned everytime a car got wrecked 🤣
Halloween II (1981)The one where Loomis manslaughters a teenager.
Doctor Jekyll (2023)Eddie Izzard vs. Poohniverse twink. Not great.
I, Madman (1989)Have you tried staking out Sutter Cane?
Other Mommy (2026)Rather than Other Mommy, watch Other Movie
Curse of Chucky (2013, dir. Don Mancini)Why'd Mark Jones never make a Chucky?
Jeepers Creepers (2001)The Creeper's embalming skills are pretty impressive.
The Shining (1980)Why, you’ve always been the landscaper, sir.
Slumber Party Massacre (1982)There’s slumber, a party AND a massacre?!
28 Years Later (2025)Came here for zombie steroid dong, please.
The Birds II: Land’s End (1994)Like Jaws, but ya know, with birds.
[Rec]2 (2009)Angela Vidal returns like Sarah freaking Connor.
LADY IN WHITE (1988)dir. Frank LaLoggiaUncle Phil shows Amanda who’s the boss.
Dr. Giggles (1992)Schwarzenegger’s Freeze would blush at the puns
Cocaine Bear (2023)Plane crash coke starts the trouble bruin
Terrifier (2016)Watched before sundown and it felt illegal.
The Black Cat (1934)Well, who wouldn’t kill for that house?
The Invisible Man (1933)“I’m shocked - shocked! - to find invisible perverts…”
Scream (1996)Doing way too much on school nights.
FRANKENSTEIN (2025) Opening fight scene is Guillermo's Hellboy 3.
Under Wraps (1997)The Oppenheimer of Disney Channel original movies
Hokum (2026)Half of movie too dark too see.
Monster Squad (1987)Please let's normalize calling toddlers a bitch.
Wishcraft (2002)Giving Obsession the horse cock since 2002
Grindhouse (2007)Zombie trailer catering specifically to my interests
Final Destination 2 (2003):The Log Lady would’ve loved this one.
Evil Dead Burn (2026, dir. Sebastien Vanicek)Really really really really really really bad
Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein (1999, dir. Kathi Castillo)It's way better than Evil Dead Burn
The Ick(2024 Dir: Joseph Kahn)Ruminator learns growth after alien plant attacks
Creature from Black Lake (1976)Jack Elam is unnecessarily good in this.
Final Destination 3 (2006)Fuck the Bruins and fuck Ben Franklin.
UnderworldI have four more of these…fuck
Grizzly (1976)Jaws with paws uses claws then gnaws
Insidious: Out of the Further (2026)More franchises should go full monster mash.
Livestream from Hell(2026 Dir David Janoff)aka The Decline of Western Civilization 4
Review count for day 11: 63Review total after day 11: 571
36: IN MEMORIAM - HAYDEN PANETTIERE (1989-2026)
ReplyDeleteWes Craven's SCREAM 4 (2011, 4K UHD)
Say, "Bambi's" my favorite scary movie too!
OR
Woodsboro Police should stop hiring Keystone Cops.
37: IN MEMORIAM - SAM NEILL (1947-2026)
ReplyDeleteTHE GRIMM BROTHERS' SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR (SHOWTIME ORIGINAL MOVIE, 1997, CINEPLEX)
Year Sam got crucified upside down... twice!
OR
Sigourney Weaver (and wooden mirror) steal show.
38: IN MEMORIAM - TIM CURRY (1946 -2026)
ReplyDeleteKeenen Ivory Wayans' SCARY MOVIE 2 (2001, BLU-RAY)
Tim almost gets laid. Collects paycheck, instead.
OR
Outgrosses prequel whenever Chris Elliott gets 'handsy.'
Amityville 2: The Possession (Dir. Damiano Damiani)
ReplyDeleteSimpsons parody mercifully removes Bart Lisa subplot.
Maniac Cop 2 (Dir. William Lustig)
ReplyDeleteMason Verger/Cordell crossover movie sorely needed.
Angel (1984 Dir. Robert Vincent O'Neil)
ReplyDeleteStill just need two words: "Never would"
An Evening of Edgar Allan Poe (1970, dir. Kenneth Johnson)
ReplyDeletePrice teases you, almost gives Wine Face™.
The Return (2005)
ReplyDelete“I’ve coughed up scarier stuff than that…”
Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)
ReplyDeleteStarted Yelling Charge Regularly. Wife not pleased.
Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971; Dir. John D. Hancock)
ReplyDeleteSometimes The Voices are telling the truth.
Happy Birthday To Me (1981)
ReplyDelete"More scarfs than Steven Tyler's mic stand"
Toolbox Murders (2004)
ReplyDeleteKiller should've been box of Edward Nortons
Midsommar (2019)
ReplyDeleteWhy is this called horror?...I'm Scandinavian
Or
Lazer guns go Pugh-Pugh!...I'm dumb
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 31-33 (1991)
ReplyDeleteMalcolm McDowell’s hairpiece should be a meme.
The Loved Ones (2009)
ReplyDeleteStill think I could maybe fix her.
FRANKENSTEIN (1931)
ReplyDeleteUniversal's tram tour should include flaming windmill.
The First Purge (2018)
ReplyDeleteSuper Nazis vs Super Crackhead. Stereotypes win?
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeletePARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4 (2012)
ReplyDeletedir. Henry Joost & Ariel Schulman
Everything’s better with Kathryn Newton in it.
Beyond Re-Animator (2003, dir. Brian Yuzna)
ReplyDeleteLike re-animated corpse, less than original version.
Spider Baby (1967, dir. Jack Hill)
ReplyDeleteWould have spider babies with Spider Baby.
The Pit and the Pendulum (1961, dir. Roger Corman)
ReplyDeletePRICE of STEELE going up! Ugh, sorry.
The Tomb of Ligeia (1964, dir. Roger Corman)
ReplyDeletePRICE(s) in this TOWNE skyrocketing! Sorry again.
Ring 2 (1999)
ReplyDeleteEverything you loved in Ringu only less
MARY SHELLEY'S FRANKENSTEIN (1994)
ReplyDeleteI totally saw Bobby DeNiro's lil' Frankie.
Maximum Overdrive (1986) w/ F This Movie commentary
ReplyDeleteWaymo owners are like "what's the issue?"
KISS ME QUICK (1964)
ReplyDeleteThis is what mad science hath wrought!
Final Destination (2000):
ReplyDeleteShould I be using more hair gel?
Pet Sematary (1989)
ReplyDeleteZelda can’t hurt you, Zelda’s not real…
Gone in 60 Seconds (1974)
ReplyDeleteThis is pure horror for car aficionados
The acting is very scary. And it’s kinda required viewing prior to watching Death Proof.
DeleteI watched it with my uncle, who's a car guy. He commented on the acting a couple of times, and groaned everytime a car got wrecked 🤣
DeleteHalloween II (1981)
ReplyDeleteThe one where Loomis manslaughters a teenager.
Doctor Jekyll (2023)
ReplyDeleteEddie Izzard vs. Poohniverse twink. Not great.
I, Madman (1989)
ReplyDeleteHave you tried staking out Sutter Cane?
Other Mommy (2026)
ReplyDeleteRather than Other Mommy, watch Other Movie
Curse of Chucky (2013, dir. Don Mancini)
ReplyDeleteWhy'd Mark Jones never make a Chucky?
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
ReplyDeleteThe Creeper's embalming skills are pretty impressive.
The Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteWhy, you’ve always been the landscaper, sir.
Slumber Party Massacre (1982)
ReplyDeleteThere’s slumber, a party AND a massacre?!
28 Years Later (2025)
ReplyDeleteCame here for zombie steroid dong, please.
The Birds II: Land’s End (1994)
ReplyDeleteLike Jaws, but ya know, with birds.
[Rec]2 (2009)
ReplyDeleteAngela Vidal returns like Sarah freaking Connor.
LADY IN WHITE (1988)
ReplyDeletedir. Frank LaLoggia
Uncle Phil shows Amanda who’s the boss.
Dr. Giggles (1992)
ReplyDeleteSchwarzenegger’s Freeze would blush at the puns
Cocaine Bear (2023)
ReplyDeletePlane crash coke starts the trouble bruin
Terrifier (2016)
ReplyDeleteWatched before sundown and it felt illegal.
The Black Cat (1934)
ReplyDeleteWell, who wouldn’t kill for that house?
The Invisible Man (1933)
ReplyDelete“I’m shocked - shocked! - to find invisible perverts…”
Scream (1996)
ReplyDeleteDoing way too much on school nights.
FRANKENSTEIN (2025)
ReplyDeleteOpening fight scene is Guillermo's Hellboy 3.
Under Wraps (1997)
ReplyDeleteThe Oppenheimer of Disney Channel original movies
Hokum (2026)
ReplyDeleteHalf of movie too dark too see.
Monster Squad (1987)
ReplyDeletePlease let's normalize calling toddlers a bitch.
Wishcraft (2002)
ReplyDeleteGiving Obsession the horse cock since 2002
Grindhouse (2007)
ReplyDeleteZombie trailer catering specifically to my interests
Final Destination 2 (2003):
ReplyDeleteThe Log Lady would’ve loved this one.
Evil Dead Burn (2026, dir. Sebastien Vanicek)
ReplyDeleteReally really really really really really bad
Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein (1999, dir. Kathi Castillo)
ReplyDeleteIt's way better than Evil Dead Burn
The Ick(2024 Dir: Joseph Kahn)
ReplyDeleteRuminator learns growth after alien plant attacks
Creature from Black Lake (1976)
ReplyDeleteJack Elam is unnecessarily good in this.
Final Destination 3 (2006)
ReplyDeleteFuck the Bruins and fuck Ben Franklin.
Underworld
ReplyDeleteI have four more of these…fuck
Grizzly (1976)
ReplyDeleteJaws with paws uses claws then gnaws
Insidious: Out of the Further (2026)
ReplyDeleteMore franchises should go full monster mash.
Livestream from Hell(2026 Dir David Janoff)
ReplyDeleteaka The Decline of Western Civilization 4
Review count for day 11: 63
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 11: 571