BRITISH CINEMA LEGENDS SLUMMING IN THE 90'S DOUBLE BILL!39: SIR ALEC GUINNESS - MUTE WITNESS (1995, ARROW BLU-RAY)Russian Mafia's snuff filmmakers stalk Marlee Matlin-wannabe.ORRare instance of final girl giving full frontal.ORExhibit A how terrible mid-90's horror was.
40: PETER O'TOOLE - [Dean Koontz's] PHANTOMS (1998, SHOUT FACTORY 4K UHD)Liev Schriber, ginormous douchebag BEFORE he turns.ORO'Toole classes up Koontz's borderline-ret@rded premise/screenplay.ORAt least KNB EFX padded its showreel.
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41:Jon Bon Jovi stars in Tommy Lee Wallace's JOHN CARPENTER PRESENTS VAMPIRES: LOS MUERTOS (2002, HOWDY)--'Runaway,' Jon?--'Forever.'--'Keep the Faith.'--'Always.'ORBaby Diego Luna'll kill anything for $20.ORPretty GOOD,but didn't give me WOOD[s].
Innocent blood (1992)Lusty, lecherous Loggia leaves luminous last look
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 34-36 (1991) Lumberjack episode missing Monty Python’s lumberjack song.
Get Out (2017, dir. Jordan Peele)All right, all right, I'm going! Jeez.
ALL CHEERLEADERS DIE (2001) Should have called it All Cheerleaders D.I.Y.
Thinner (1996)A deeply sensitive portrayal of Romani culture
The Serpent and the rainbow (1988)The Bill Pullman and the dick nail
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)Holy Shit. Why I watch Scary Movies.
Final Destination Marathon (all 6)Death is a petty bitch, got it
Poltergeist: a cautionary tale against fridge raiding.
Evil Dead (2013)Brother deserves "dumbest character in horror" award.
Him (2025)This movie may have given me CTE.
THE QUATERMASS XPERIMENT (1955) dir. Val GuestProfessor Quatermass? More like Professor Honey Badger.
Final Destination 3 (2006):Tanning bed match cut is fucking inspired.
Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026)Fun movie? Yes. Want a third? No.
The Fourth Kind (2009)Alien abduction is preferable to this timeline.
The Bloody Brood (1959)Beatnik Peter Falk commits murder using hamburger.
Maniac Cop (1988)Maniac Cop killing caucasians sadly dates movie.
BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1935) Seven word reviews… they’re my only weakness.
VacancyAny vacancies in the non murder rooms?
Grindhouse (2007, dir. Rodriguez/Tarantino)Controversial opinion, apparently: this movie still rules.
Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed (1969, dir. Terence Fisher)The movie could've done without *that* scene.
Friday the 13th: The Final ChapterLegacy sequel idea — Where is Gordon now?
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)Hell of a bland and lovely brow…And an eleven-word review:Oh-oh, the Monster and Bride explosionIs only a lever away
(October 11)V/H/S/94 (2021) (Shudder)I think I'm done with this franchise.
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (1982)Worst business plan I have ever heard
THE MONKEY'S PAW (1948)A dried paw? Nothing to worry about.orDealing with grief, what would you do?
Deep Blue Sea (1999)That poor bird didn't have to die.
HALLOWEEN (2007, dir. Rob Zombie)Would not want to meet this MichaelorNot good nor as bad as reputation
Scream of Fear (1961)It's the Paul Rudd on Conan ending
MANIAC COP (1988)Matt Cordell vs. the New York police
Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)Don't give the current administration any ideas
V/H/S/Beyond (2024) (Shudder)Dammit V/H/S/ why can't I quit you?
THE MONKEY (2025) Continuity? This movie laughs at your continuity!
FREAKY (2020) dir. Christopher LandonFive words: Lohan. Foster. No Way Home
Review count for day 12: 37Review total after day 12: 606
Deep Blue Sea (1999)I'm glad I'm not a water person.
BRITISH CINEMA LEGENDS SLUMMING IN THE 90'S DOUBLE BILL!
ReplyDelete39: SIR ALEC GUINNESS - MUTE WITNESS (1995, ARROW BLU-RAY)
Russian Mafia's snuff filmmakers stalk Marlee Matlin-wannabe.
OR
Rare instance of final girl giving full frontal.
OR
Exhibit A how terrible mid-90's horror was.
40: PETER O'TOOLE - [Dean Koontz's] PHANTOMS (1998, SHOUT FACTORY 4K UHD)
ReplyDeleteLiev Schriber, ginormous douchebag BEFORE he turns.
OR
O'Toole classes up Koontz's borderline-ret@rded premise/screenplay.
OR
At least KNB EFX padded its showreel.
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ReplyDelete41:Jon Bon Jovi stars in Tommy Lee Wallace's JOHN CARPENTER PRESENTS VAMPIRES: LOS MUERTOS (2002, HOWDY)
Delete--'Runaway,' Jon?
--'Forever.'
--'Keep the Faith.'
--'Always.'
OR
Baby Diego Luna'll kill anything for $20.
OR
Pretty GOOD,
but didn't give me WOOD[s].
Innocent blood (1992)
ReplyDeleteLusty, lecherous Loggia leaves luminous last look
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 34-36 (1991)
ReplyDeleteLumberjack episode missing Monty Python’s lumberjack song.
Get Out (2017, dir. Jordan Peele)
ReplyDeleteAll right, all right, I'm going! Jeez.
ALL CHEERLEADERS DIE (2001)
ReplyDeleteShould have called it All Cheerleaders D.I.Y.
Thinner (1996)
ReplyDeleteA deeply sensitive portrayal of Romani culture
The Serpent and the rainbow (1988)
ReplyDeleteThe Bill Pullman and the dick nail
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)
ReplyDeleteHoly Shit. Why I watch Scary Movies.
Final Destination Marathon (all 6)
ReplyDeleteDeath is a petty bitch, got it
Poltergeist: a cautionary tale against fridge raiding.
ReplyDeleteEvil Dead (2013)
ReplyDeleteBrother deserves "dumbest character in horror" award.
Him (2025)
ReplyDeleteThis movie may have given me CTE.
THE QUATERMASS XPERIMENT (1955)
ReplyDeletedir. Val Guest
Professor Quatermass? More like Professor Honey Badger.
Final Destination 3 (2006):
ReplyDeleteTanning bed match cut is fucking inspired.
Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026)
ReplyDeleteFun movie? Yes. Want a third? No.
The Fourth Kind (2009)
ReplyDeleteAlien abduction is preferable to this timeline.
The Bloody Brood (1959)
ReplyDeleteBeatnik Peter Falk commits murder using hamburger.
Maniac Cop (1988)
ReplyDeleteManiac Cop killing caucasians sadly dates movie.
BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1935)
ReplyDeleteSeven word reviews… they’re my only weakness.
Vacancy
ReplyDeleteAny vacancies in the non murder rooms?
Grindhouse (2007, dir. Rodriguez/Tarantino)
ReplyDeleteControversial opinion, apparently: this movie still rules.
Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed (1969, dir. Terence Fisher)
ReplyDeleteThe movie could've done without *that* scene.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
ReplyDeleteLegacy sequel idea — Where is Gordon now?
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
ReplyDeleteHell of a bland and lovely brow…
And an eleven-word review:
Oh-oh, the Monster and Bride explosion
Is only a lever away
(October 11)
ReplyDeleteV/H/S/94 (2021) (Shudder)
I think I'm done with this franchise.
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (1982)
ReplyDeleteWorst business plan I have ever heard
THE MONKEY'S PAW (1948)
ReplyDeleteA dried paw? Nothing to worry about.
or
Dealing with grief, what would you do?
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
ReplyDeleteThat poor bird didn't have to die.
HALLOWEEN (2007, dir. Rob Zombie)
ReplyDeleteWould not want to meet this Michael
or
Not good nor as bad as reputation
Scream of Fear (1961)
ReplyDeleteIt's the Paul Rudd on Conan ending
MANIAC COP (1988)
ReplyDeleteMatt Cordell vs. the New York police
Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)
ReplyDeleteDon't give the current administration any ideas
V/H/S/Beyond (2024) (Shudder)
ReplyDeleteDammit V/H/S/ why can't I quit you?
THE MONKEY (2025)
ReplyDeleteContinuity? This movie laughs at your continuity!
FREAKY (2020) dir. Christopher Landon
ReplyDeleteFive words: Lohan. Foster. No Way Home
Review count for day 12: 37
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 12: 606
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I'm not a water person.