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The review duo (and special guest Mike Pomaro!) who want to know the number to the phone in our car.

13 Dudes Rocking Ponytails

by Doug Schultz

Back in college (that's right ladies), I played in a band (that's right ladies) with Patrick (that's right Erika) in which I sported a ponytail (that's right nobody). Sure, long hair on dudes is VERY hit or miss. Sometimes, it can look badass (see example #1, after the jump). Other times, you can just smell it through the screen. Like mildewy cigarette ashes. What category do these actors' coiffures fall into?

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Netflix This Movie! Vol. 50

To celebrate our 50th column, enjoy this super-sized selection of streaming suggestions!