9 Worst Movies to Watch Right Before Your Wife Has a Baby

by Doug Schultz

Because IT'S HAPPENING!

11 Stupid Fire Sprinklers

by Doug Schultz

Fire sprinklers don't work that way.

7 Movies That Make Dads Cry

by Doug Schultz

Today is my awesome daughter's second birthday. SHE'S THE BEST! I can't believe how fast the past two years have flown by (as every parent will tell you). I also can't believe how my movie-viewing experiences have changed now that I'm a dad.

8 Movies Better Than The Boondock Saints

by Doug Schultz

Let's be honest -- there are THOUSANDS of movies better than The Boondock Saints. But today is St. Patrick's Day, and if you're tempted to watch "something Irish," please skip Troy Duffy's magnum opus (more like "magdumb doofus," amIright?). Instead, watch one of these eight other Irish-themed films.

13 Dudes Rocking Ponytails

by Doug Schultz

Back in college (that's right ladies), I played in a band (that's right ladies) with Patrick (that's right Erika) in which I sported a ponytail (that's right nobody). Sure, long hair on dudes is VERY hit or miss. Sometimes, it can look badass (see example #1, after the jump). Other times, you can just smell it through the screen. Like mildewy cigarette ashes. What category do these actors' coiffures fall into?

8 That's What She Saids

by Doug Schultz

While used much more frequently on TV (specifically, the U.S. version of The Office), versions of "That's What She Said" have been coming out of performers' mouths for almost a century ... said the actress to the bishop.

9 Aerosol Can Flamethrowers

by Doug Schultz

Patricia Arquette deservedly won an Oscar this past weekend for Boyhood, which reminded me of her even better performance in True Romance (featured during this year's #FThisMovieFest), a film in which she fends off Virgil (James Gandolfini) using a can of hairspray as a makeshift flamethrower. Here are some others examples of movies that include this improvised weapon.

12 Movie Titles That Are Acronyms

by Doug Schultz

With The DUFF (2015) -- which stands for "Designated Ugly Fat Friend" (HAHAHAHAHA!) -- being released in theaters on Friday, I figured I'd explore some other acronym movies (of which there are MANY).

11 Snake Punches

by Doug Schultz

Inspired by snake puncher Jean-Claude Van Damme's BRILLIANT snake punch in Hard Target, this list takes a look at movies in which a character fights (i.e., "snake punches") an animal.

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug: #FThisMovieFest 4 Edition

by Doug Schultz

In celebration of this weekend's epic F This Movie Fest 4 extravaganza, Flick Bait is once again being commandeered by my old column. So let's watch some trailerz from 1993, and learn some fun facts about our five movies!

12 Inevitable Movie Adaptations

by Doug Schultz

This week, it was revealed that Hasbro might be making a fucking live-action GoBots movie. "GREAT!" -nobody. Which means it's only a matter of time before other beloved(?) TV shows, toys and games from your childhood become major motion pictures. Here are my [sarcastic] suggestions.

10 Lazy Eyes in Movies

by Doug Schultz

I once broke up with a cross-eyed woman. I thought she was seeing someone else.

14 Mind-Blowing Movie Facts You Probably Didn't Know

by Doug Schultz

My most click/flick bait title to date!

20 Most Anticipated Movies of 2015*

by Doug Schultz

 *According to Doug.

10 Behind-the-Scenes Photos from 2014

by Doug Schultz

It's a slow week, so let's all just sit back and look at some pictures.

9 Mistletoe Kisses in Movies

by Doug Schultz

Pucker up.

11 Whiny Movie Quotes

by Doug Schultz

Spoiler: several of them are from Star Wars.

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug, Star Wars Teaser Edition

by Doug Schultz

Flick Bait is being hijacked by my old column this week in order to feature the new Force Awakens teaser, as well as the very first trailerz from the previous six films.

7 Jive Turkeys

by Doug Schultz

Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em. Leg 'er down a smack 'em, yak 'em! Col' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.

11 Face Licks in Movies

by Doug Schultz

I haven't met a face I didn't want to lick.