12 Inevitable Movie Adaptations

by Doug Schultz

This week, it was revealed that Hasbro might be making a fucking live-action GoBots movie. "GREAT!" -nobody. Which means it's only a matter of time before other beloved(?) TV shows, toys and games from your childhood become major motion pictures. Here are my [sarcastic] suggestions.

Mike Versus 1985

I’m not a big fan of 1985, you guys. I can’t get on board with this celebration.