1998 Month Rewind: TAKE TWO: GODZILLA

 by Patrick Bromley

Roland Emmerich makes two kinds of stupid movies: fun stupid and bad stupid. Independence Day? Fun stupid. 10,000 B.C.? Bad stupid. Stargate? Fun stupid. The Patriot? Bad stupid. 2012? Fun stupid and bad stupid.

His 1998 remake of Godzilla should have been two tons of fun stupid. Instead, it's stupid stupid. Stupid stupid stupid.

FTM 718: GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE

Patrick and JB monkey (and Godzilla) around.

Review: GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE

by Rob DiCristino

Anyone know how we’re pronouncing this title?

Reserved Seating: GODZILLA (1998)

The review duo who thought "Size does matter" was a euphamism.

FTM 580: GODZILLA VS. KONG

Patrick and JB like it when the big monsters fight.

1998 at the Movies: 20 Years Later

by Adam Riske

Random thoughts and memories to finish off my retrospective of 1998 in film.

Heath Holland On...Dinosploitation!

by Heath Holland

Coming out of Jurassic World, I’ve got dinosaurs on the brain. Considering the records the movie broke, so do you. In true exploitation fashion, I’ve put together this list of some notable movies outside of the Jurassic Park series that all have one thing in common: dinosaurs!

10 Behind-the-Scenes Photos from 2014

by Doug Schultz

It's a slow week, so let's all just sit back and look at some pictures.

The Best Blockbusters of 2014

by Patrick Bromley

It's very hard to make a great blockbuster, but we got a bunch of them this year.

Heath Holland On...The Godzilla Challenge Part III: The Millennium Era

by Heath Holland

Let’s take a last, long look at the final six Japanese Godzilla films. How does the Millenium Era stack up against the rest in the Godzilla challenge?

Riske Business: 31 Days at the Movie Theater (Days 28-31)

by Adam Riske

I made it!

Heath Holland On...The Godzilla Challenge Part II: The Heisei Era

by Heath Holland

Heath Holland continues watching all of the Godzilla films in order. How did the ‘80s and ‘90s treat the King of Monsters?

Heath Holland On...The Godzilla Challenge Part I: The Showa Era

by Heath Holland

I’m watching ALL of the Godzilla movies in chronological order. Can I survive…the Godzilla Challenge?

F This Movie! - Godzilla (2014)

The King of Monsters smashes Patrick, JB and Adam Riske.

Three Flicks: Godzilla (Heath Holland's Take)

I love it when you do that voodoo, that kaiju, that you do so well.

F This Movie! - The Year So Far (2014)

Patrick and JB take stock of 2014 and look ahead at what's still to come both in theaters and at home.

Netflix This Movie! Vol. 76

 Romance, anti-romance and giant monsters.

Heath Holland On...The Trouble with Trailers

IN A WORLD…

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (Dec. 13)

It's not even Chrimbus, and I feel like we're already drowning in previews for next year's summer blockbusters. I'm not complaining; just an observation. That's what I do around here: make dumb observations. I'm like the Andy Rooney of F This Movie! "Didja ever wonder why movie trailers are called trailers when they're shown BEFORE the movie?" RIP.

Netflix This Movie! Vol. 53

It's Black Friday! Here are some movies to stream on the new iPad that you waited in line for since last night.