Review: CHARLIE'S ANGELS (2019)

by Rob DiCristino

In which Elizabeth Banks tries to save Sony from itself.

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (Jan. 24)

Or is it, "A Bad Book"? But wait, hold on -- we'll get to that in a minute. IN. A. MINUTE. Quickly, watch this CRAZY trailer for Her featuring ... Philip Seymour Hoffman? Instead of ScarJo? YEP! IT'S AS CRAZY AS IT SOUNDS! And the Internet just shit its pants!

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (April 6)

I know everyone important (i.e., readers of this site [e.g., F-Heads]) totes saw last week's teaser for the Total Recall trailer, but did any of you watch the actual trailer (release date: Aug. 3, 2012) that debuted on Sunday (because Jesus)? No? None of you did? That's OK; it wasn't very good! Well, that's not entirely true. It was a perfectly serviceable preview. For a beloved sci-fi movie from 1990 that did NOT need to be remade. Starring a lead actor who seems like he's an asshole in real life. And a lead actress who is inarguably attractive, but also dead inside. And a supporting actress who is maybe the hottest alien on the planet. And Bryan Cranston. Yeah. Here are a few other trailers that don't piss on Philip K. Dick's grave.