FTM 726: PLANET OF THE APES (2001)

Patrick and Anthony King get to the bottom of the worst Planet of the Apes movie.

Staying Positive: RENAISSANCE MAN

 by Adam Thas

The trailer did me dirty.

2K Replay: THE ITALIAN JOB

 by Adam Riske

Nominated for “Best Actor” (Yasiin Bey aka Mos Def) at the BET Awards. He lost to Denzel Washington in Out of Time.

FTM 617: THE DEPARTED

Patrick and Rob pahk the cah and smell a rat.

FTM 601: THE HAPPENING COMMENTARY

Our annual #ScaryMovieMonth commentary track finds Patrick, Adam Riske, JB, and Jan running from the wind.

Reserved Seating Presents The Rest of the Furious: FOUR BROTHERS

 by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The review duo whose kid brother is Garrett Hedlund.

2K Replay: THE PERFECT STORM

by Adam Riske

Winner of “Best Water Work” at the World Stunt Awards.

Christmas Movie Scorecard: A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS v. DADDY'S HOME 2

by Adam Riske

My love of bad Christmas movies has never been tested like it was with these two.

Riske Business: In Case You Missed Them (January 2017 Edition)

by Adam Riske

My take on some recent releases in theaters, ranked from least favorite to favorite.

Take Two: The Happening

by Patrick Bromley

It's just as bad as I remember. Maybe worse.

Review: Ted 2

by Adam Riske

Bearly average.

Review: Entourage

by Adam Riske

This movie made me feel bad to be a person.

Where the F is Doug? #2

by Doug Schultz

This one should be a little harder.

Review: Transformers: Age of Extinction

by Patrick Bromley

I can't get worked up about these movies anymore.

Review: Lone Survivor

This is a tough one, so promise to hear me out.

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (Aug. 2)

It's Friday! Yay! Let's celebrate by watching this fan-made Pacific Rim trailer recut in the style of a Toho Godzilla movie.

Riske Business: The Happening: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse

With a new M. Night Shyamalan movie on the horizon (After Earth), I want to posit a theory about The Happening to help you understand why I like to watch it once every couple of years.

F This Movie! - Pain & Gain

Patrick and Adam Riske are huge.

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (April 6)

I know everyone important (i.e., readers of this site [e.g., F-Heads]) totes saw last week's teaser for the Total Recall trailer, but did any of you watch the actual trailer (release date: Aug. 3, 2012) that debuted on Sunday (because Jesus)? No? None of you did? That's OK; it wasn't very good! Well, that's not entirely true. It was a perfectly serviceable preview. For a beloved sci-fi movie from 1990 that did NOT need to be remade. Starring a lead actor who seems like he's an asshole in real life. And a lead actress who is inarguably attractive, but also dead inside. And a supporting actress who is maybe the hottest alien on the planet. And Bryan Cranston. Yeah. Here are a few other trailers that don't piss on Philip K. Dick's grave.