Reviews: MOANA (2026) & NIGHT NURSE

 by Rob DiCristino

You’re getting two because I refuse to devote a whole column to live-action Moana.

Review: THE SMASHING MACHINE

 by Rob DiCristino

Dwayne Johnson’s first Oscar play comes up short.

TIFF Days 3-6 Roundup: WAKE UP DEAD MAN, THE SMASHING MACHINE, and More

by Joel Edmiston

Hello again. I’m not going to write a big intro. Just a little context in case you haven’t read myfirst roundup. I’m in Toronto. I mean, I am there all of the time (I live here), but right now there’s a film festival and I’m watching so many movies. My brain is just movies and pizza slices. Here are the ones I’ve watched the past few days and some words about them.

FTM 786: SOUTHLAND TALES

This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends, not with a whimper, but with Patrick and Jan.

2K Replay: WALKING TALL

 by Adam Riske

Nominated for “Choice Movie Actor - Drama/Action Adventure” (Dwayne Johnson) at the Teen Choice Awards. He lost to Brad Pitt in Troy.

Review: JUNGLE CRUISE

 by Rob DiCristino

In which Disney plays it safe.

Five Things to Love: FIGHTING WITH MY FAMILY

by Rob DiCristino

“Don’t worry about being the next me. Be the first you.”

Review: HOBBS & SHAW

by Rob DiCristino

In which the Family takes its first step into a larger world. Well, sort of.

Review: RAMPAGE

by Patrick Bromley

This movie does everyone dirty.

F This Movie! 382 - The Fate of the Furious

Patrick and Adam Riske turn their backs on family.

Heath Holland On...The Rock Paradox

by Heath Holland

I smell what The Rock is cookin’.

Review: San Andreas

by Adam Riske

“San Andreas registers a 6.0 on the Riske scale” – Lights Camera Adam

F This Movie! - Furious 7

Patrick and Doug take one last ride.

Review: Hercules (2014)

by Patrick Bromley

There are stupid movies and there are movies that are gloriously stupid. Hercules is gloriously stupid.

F This Movie! - Wrestling Movies

Heather Wixson returns to the show to talk with Patrick about movies starring wrestlers. Rip 'em!

F This Movie! - Fast & Furious 6

All roads lead to Patrick and Doug.

F This Movie! - Pain & Gain

Patrick and Adam Riske are huge.

Riske Business: G.I. Joe: Retaliation in a D-Box MFX Seat

I’ve wanted to write a column about D-Box MFX seats since I sat in one during a screening of Dredd last fall. I thought the experience was odd. It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t good. It definitely was not worth the upcharge (about the same as the price for an IMAX ticket) but it was INTERESTING and worth doing once. I could only remember generalizations from my viewing of Dredd so, before commenting on it, I wanted to wait for that perfect movie for my next D-Box MFX excursion. That movie was G.I. Joe: Retaliation -- something fun, visceral and disposable. At least I hoped it would be.

10 Great Movie Performances by Wrestlers

A few weeks ago, we ran a piece on Movies Your Forgot Starred Wrestlers. While that was a fun trip down memory lane, it left off too many noteworthy performances from the stars of the squared circle. Problem solved!

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (Nov. 30)

So many new trailerz this week, F-Heads! Now, no more shenanigans, no more tomfoolery, no more ballyhoo. Let's get right down to it.