FTM 650: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2003)

Patrick and Anthony King do their thing, cuz.

FTM 639: THE ISLAND

Patrick and Adam Riske think they're a clone now.

2K Replay: PEARL HARBOR

 by Adam Riske

Winner of Best Translated Film at the Golden Rooster Awards.

FTM 518 - SANTA IS REAL

Patrick and Erika (and Rosie) talk about a wide range of movies, from the ones that allow us to travel the country to the ones that make us cry the most.

FTM Rewind: PEARL HARBOR

Honor the anniversary of Pearl Harbor with this classic FTM episode from 2010 in which Patrick and Doug awake a sleeping giant.

20 Years Later: DEEP IMPACT & ARMAGEDDON

by Mark Ahn and Adam Riske

We don’t want to miss a thing. Maybe a tidal wave. We’re okay missing a tidal wave.

Heavy Action: Bad Boys II

by Patrick Bromley

Shit just got real.

Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

by Adam Riske

There is only one good Turtles movie. Nothing has changed.

Twinsies: Deep Impact v. Armageddon

by Alex Lawson

Scarcely a month goes by without Hollywood’s dwindling originality coming more clearly into focus. The industry’s penchant for regurgitating known properties is pretty entrenched at this point, and you can certainly understand why: familiarity is comforting to consumers in any industry, and when the money at stake climbs as high as it does in the studio talking picture racket, the urge to retreat to established commodities becomes too strong to ignore.

Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

by Patrick Bromley

Summer is almost over, right?

Heath Holland On...The Billion Dollar Dilemma

by Heath Holland

How does success affect the movie industry?

F This Movie! Episode 22

Patrick and L.A. Doug name some of their favorite L.A. movies.

Review: Transformers: Age of Extinction

by Patrick Bromley

I can't get worked up about these movies anymore.

Heath Holland On...Adapting Transformers

Something evil is watching over you…

Heavy Action: The Rock

Second time's the charm for Michael Bay.

F This Movie! - Pain & Gain

Patrick and Adam Riske are huge.

Weekend Weigh-in: What is Michael Bay's Best Movie?

Shit just got real.

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (Jan. 4)

Because I skipped last week (i.e., holidaze), and because I foolishly thought I wouldn't have to do this column anymore (i.e., apocalypze), I'm a little behind, trailerz-wize. Bear with me as we barrel through a bunch of big-budgeted breviews. #forcedalliteration

Heavy Action: Unlikely Action Heroes

Not all action heroes are created equal.

Review: Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Here's a story about the Transformers movies before we talk about Transformers: Dark of the Moon.

Imagine you ate at a McDonald's in 2007 and it gave you a terrible case of food poisoning. You held off for two years, but then decided against your better judgment to give it another shot in 2009. Food poisoning again. Now, here it is 2011, and your third trip to McDonald's doesn't result in food poisoning. Would you start telling everyone they should eat at McDonald's, just because this time you're not shitting yourself?