2K Replay: PAPARAZZI

 by Adam Riske

Nominated for zero awards. Winner of zero awards. This is a 2K Replay first!

FTM 633: MAD MAX

Patrick and Adam Riske celebrate Junesploitation Cars! day with an Ozploitation classic.

2K Replay: SIGNS

 by Adam Riske

Nominated for “Worst Film” at the Fangoria Chainsaw Awards where it was also nominated for “Best Wide-Release Film.” Make up your mind, Fangoria!

Summer '92 Redux - May 15, 1992: LETHAL WEAPON 3

by Adam Riske and Patrick Bromley

It’s hard to say it. I hate to say it. But it’s probably Patrick and Adam Riske.

Fifteen Reasons I Love BIRD ON A WIRE

by Erika Bromley

I am the only person who loves this movie.

Christmas Movie Scorecard: A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS v. DADDY'S HOME 2

by Adam Riske

My love of bad Christmas movies has never been tested like it was with these two.

Great Horror Performances: Joaquin Phoenix in SIGNS

by Rob DiCristino

“I’m a miracle man. Those lights are a miracle.”

Heavy Action: Lethal Weapon

by Patrick Bromley

Lethal Weapon didn't invent the buddy cop movie, but it might have perfected it.

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (March 2)

'Ello, govna'! Pip pip, cheerio! Put another shrimp on the barbie! If you can't tell, I'm in LONDON (jealous?). In between visits to Diagon Alley (GET IT?), the Iron Lady (a store for women seamstresses) and James Bond's crotch (I always enjoyed learning a new tongue), I tracked down these trailers for you Yanks across the pond. Please enjoy them with some bangers and mash. MIND THE GAP!

F This Movie! - Braveheart

Patrick and Mark Ahn would gladly trade their freedom for another Mad Max movie.



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Also discussed this episode: The Third Man, That Obscure Object of Desire,  Punch-Drunk Love, Wanderlust, Blitz

Here's the F This Movie Fest Lineup!

Earlier this week, we announced the first ever F This Movie Fest taking place February 4 all over the WORLD (but mostly on Twitter).

Today, we're announcing the festival lineup, which celebrates the movies of 1982. Happy 30th Birthday, 1982!

Watchin' Trailerz with Doug (Week of January 31)

Greetings from Honduras! BOOM! Just because my wife and I take an exotic vacation doesn't mean I can't provide you with the latest batch of racist, anti-Semitic, hot-tub-blowjobic trailers, does it? Without further ado ...

The Beaver
Release date: March 23, 2011



I deserve to be blown, first, before the fucking Jacuzzi! OK? I'll burn the goddamn house down, but blow me first! (screaming) How dare you! How fucking dare you. (panting) Rerrrggghh! You wanted the number of my therapist? Don't you ever speak to him! Find your own goddamn therapist. (panting) Because you got problems, more than me.

Hanna
Release date: April 8, 2011



I'm intrigued by this movie, but hardly because of this nutty trailer. And that girl's kind of ... scary looking? I know I shouldn't comment (good or bad) about the looks of underage actresses, but her face haunts my dreams (which is probably the point). Also (spoiler?), Cate Blanchett is her mom, right? That, or she's an AI robot (David?). "My brain is falling out."

Your Highness
Release date: April 8, 2011



If you're feeling randy, check out the red-band trailer, here. In fact, F the embedded YouTube video above: you only really need to see the R-rated version; specifically, 1:25 minutes in. Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing! Natalie Portman FTW! That PG trailer is LAME. And what's with the CGI underpants? Disgrazia!

F This Movie! - Signs

Patrick and Alex Lawson sit down to discuss the 2002 film Signs, marvel at writer/director M. Night Shyamalan's fall from grace and take the listeners by surprise when they reveal they've been dead all along.



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Also discussed this episode: The A-Team (2010), Please Give (2010)