Remember when every movie you watched was good? That's because you were a kid, and didn't know the difference between quality and crap. It's also probably why I still think there wasn't a bad episode of
Duck Tales (and I haven't watched one since sprouting pubes, hence the reason this statement remains SCIENCE FACT). Then you grow up, and, if you're like me, you start to hate everything. Wait ... hate's a strong word, but you're definitely on the other side of the spectrum. Instead of being entertained by almost anything, you challenge every movie to entertain you, because you've seen it all. The turning point for me was a dumb movie called
The Efficiency Expert. My family watched it together, and, for the first time, I was like, "Whatthefuckisthis?" In retrospect, it probably wasn't even that "bad" (although, yes, it was), but just boring and unnecessary. Still, that's when my innocence was lost. Well, that, and the time my friends and I saw that dead body in the woods. ANYWHO, I'm sure these movies (trailers below) will amuse starry-eyed children around the world, and infuriate the rest of us.
