Take Two: The Happening

by Patrick Bromley

It's just as bad as I remember. Maybe worse.

Cinema Bestius: Psycho

At the time of its original release, one critic called Psycho, "a blot on an honorable career.” Most critics at the time were either unimpressed or openly hostile to the film. When it emerged as one of the biggest hits of the decade, many critics changed their tune… to something with strings.

Review: Get the Girl

by Patrick Bromley

I was rooting for this one and it did not let me down.

Reserved Seating: Split (Spoiler Review)

by Rob DiCristino and Adam Riske

The review duo with twenty-three competing personalities, all of them the nation’s top film critics.

Weekend Open Thread

Hurt.

I Stream, You Stream Vol. 18

by Patrick Bromley

Here's some stuff to watch when you've finished not seeing A Dog's Purpose.

Off the Shelf: From Noon Till Three (Blu-ray)

by Patrick Bromley

It’ll keep you on the edge of your saddle.

Riske Business: Grab Bag Vol. 3

by Adam Riske

More random movie-related clips and memories.

Let Rob Zombie Cast Who He Wants

by Patrick Bromley

Everyone lay off Rob and Sheri Moon Zombie.

F This Movie! 370 - Chasing Amy

Patrick and Rob DiCristino finally have something personal to say.

All the Pieces Matter: Ocean's Eleven

by Rob DiCristino

A new column on the scenes and sequences that make up the movies we love.

Cinema Bestius: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

We no longer need to search to find this black comedy. Or this terrific movie.

Heavy Action: xXx: Return of Xander Cage

by Patrick Bromley

The things I do for my country.

Reserved Seating: Live by Night

by Rob DiCristino and Adam Riske

The review duo that sleeps by day and CrossFits by night!

Weekend Open Thread

Hundreds of thousands of women are marching today, every one of them a badass.

I Stream, You Stream Vol. 17

by Patrick Bromley

Here's a bunch of stuff to watch this weekend. It's not like there's anything more important going on.

Off the Shelf: Driller Killer (Blu-ray)

by Patrick Bromley

Abel Ferrara isn't just a madman. He also plays one in movies.

24 Hours of Movies: It's the End of the World As We Know It

by Patrick Bromley

This is a big week because it's the start of the fucking apocalypse, so let's watch some movies to get us ready for the End of Days.

My Body is Disgusting: Swiss Army Man

by Cass Cannon and Rob DiCristino

The kids discuss their love of that farting corpse movie.

Riske Business: About That La La Land Ending...

by Adam Riske

I have a theory. SPOILER warning, obviously.

F This Movie! 369: Good Will Hunting

Patrick and Doug still like them apples.

Announcing F This Movie Fest 6!

by Patrick Bromley

The world's only all-Twitter film festival returns!

Cinema Bestius: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Heigh Ho! Heigh Ho! It’s off to work we go…

Review: The Barn

by Patrick Bromley

That poster is the best thing about this movie. That's not a knock on the film. It's just that the poster is really, really great.

Reserved Seating with Rob and Adam: Silence

by Rob DiCristino and Adam Riske

The review duo that puts your faith…back in film criticism.

Weekend Open Thread

You're in for a stream of good comments this weekend.

I Stream, You Stream Vol. 16

by Patrick Bromley

A couple of streaming picks to celebrate today, plus a few more that don't feature a hockey mask!

That's Exploitation!

by Patrick Bromley

At a time when things are dark, I'm finding solace in the weird shit.

Redboxing: Nerve

by Rob DiCristino

Yeah, just one. Everything else I rented was boring.

Riske Business: In Case You Missed Them (Holiday Movie Edition)

by Adam Riske

My take on a half dozen holiday releases still in theaters, ranked least favorite to favorite.

Reserved Seating with Adam and Rob: The Autopsy of Jane Doe

by Adam Riske and Rob DiCristino

The new review duo who tell it to you straight.

F This Movie! 368 - Our Favorite Horror Movies of 2016

Patrick is joined again by Heather Wixson to talk about the horror movies they loved most in a great year for horror.

Guiltless Pleasures: Eurotrip

by Adam Thas

I really wish I could tell you when I first saw Eurotrip, but at this point I’ve seen it so many times that it has become a blur. It never ceases to make me laugh, it’s got great characters, great comedic timing, and what may be the greatest cameo in cinema history. The plot is absurd, but this movie bleeds absurdity, so nothing ever feels unbelievable in the world it creates. It’s one of my favorite movies and one of my favorite comedies of all time. It’s endlessly watchable and serves as a standard for how I judge other comedies. Yes, I like it that much.

Cinema Bestius: Star Wars

This is a difficult column to write, given the recent, sad passing of Carrie Fisher and Kenny Baker, and because how in the galaxy can we find something NEW to say about this movie?

24 Hours of Movies: Happy Birthday, Erika

by Patrick Bromley

Celebrate the birth of my favorite girl with 24 hours of movies picked just for her.

Review: Coin Heist

by Patrick Bromley

Emily Hagins keeps growing up, but now I'm missing the kid a little bit.

Weekend Open Thread

Sho'nuff!

Erika's Favorite Movies of 2016

by Erika Bromley

This year more than ever, certain films spoke to me because of how important they are.

I Stream, You Stream Vol. 15

by Patrick Bromley

Your first streaming recommendations of 2017!

Erich Asperschlager's Favorite Movies of 2016

by Erich Asperschlager

Another year, another chance to apologize for having missed most of the movies that came out.

Melissa Uhrin's Favorite Movies of 2016

by Melissa Uhrin

2016 was a hell of a year.

Mark Ahn's Favorite Movies of 2016

by Mark Ahn

It’s never a bad year at the movies.

Alex Lawson's Favorite Movies of 2016

by Alex Lawson

Another Top 10 list!

Riske Business: My Top 10 Movies of 2016

by Adam Riske

Double the Gosling! Double the Pine! Double the Yelchin (RIP). Ugh! 2016 was fucked up. These were my top 10 movies of the year.

Rob's Most Anticipated Movies of 2017

by Rob DiCristino

Let's look forward, shall we?

Cinema Bestius: Blade Runner

This movie has burned so very, very brightly.

F This Movie! 367 - Our Favorite Movies of 2016

Join Patrick, Doug and JB for their annual countdown of the movies they loved most this year.