'UNIVERSAL MONSTER LEGENDS' SLOPPY AFTERLIFE SECONDS' DOUBLE BILL!46: BORIS KARLOFF - Michael Curtiz's THE WALKING DEAD (1936, HBO MAX)Crooked lawyers more evil than resurrected corpse.ORZombie plays piano worse than 'Bub' shaves.ORKarloff wins staredown close-ups duel versus Chaney.
47: LON CHANEY JR. - INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN (1957, HBO MAX)Half "Dragnet" procedural, half revenge-fueled lunkhead rampage.ORShot on location in L.A.'s brightly-lit sewers.ORWomen's only choices: burlesque dancer, cop's wife.
48: Samuel L. Jackson in Renny Harlin's THE BEAST (2026, THEATER)[In Marky Mark's voice]--'I think President Fury's driving a 'Transformer!'OROTT gore/carnage even by Harlin standards.ORCobra/SPECTRE/M.A.D/Team Rocket combine resources.
Suicide Club (2001)Can’t unsee the skin fruit roll up
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 40-42 (1992) This show isn’t kind to con artists.
Buddy (2026)Badly wants some Spirit Halloween merch coin
Scream (1996)It’s 30 years old? Gonna cry now
'UNIVERSAL MONSTER LEGENDS' SLOPPY AFTERLIFE SECONDS' DOUBLE BILL!
ReplyDelete46: BORIS KARLOFF - Michael Curtiz's THE WALKING DEAD (1936, HBO MAX)
Crooked lawyers more evil than resurrected corpse.
OR
Zombie plays piano worse than 'Bub' shaves.
OR
Karloff wins staredown close-ups duel versus Chaney.
47: LON CHANEY JR. - INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN (1957, HBO MAX)
ReplyDeleteHalf "Dragnet" procedural, half revenge-fueled lunkhead rampage.
OR
Shot on location in L.A.'s brightly-lit sewers.
OR
Women's only choices: burlesque dancer, cop's wife.
48: Samuel L. Jackson in Renny Harlin's THE BEAST (2026, THEATER)
ReplyDelete[In Marky Mark's voice]
--'I think President Fury's driving a 'Transformer!'
OR
OTT gore/carnage even by Harlin standards.
OR
Cobra/SPECTRE/M.A.D/Team Rocket combine resources.
Suicide Club (2001)
ReplyDeleteCan’t unsee the skin fruit roll up
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 40-42 (1992)
ReplyDeleteThis show isn’t kind to con artists.
Buddy (2026)
ReplyDeleteBadly wants some Spirit Halloween merch coin
Scream (1996)
ReplyDeleteIt’s 30 years old? Gonna cry now