'UNIVERSAL MONSTER LEGENDS' SLOPPY AFTERLIFE SECONDS' DOUBLE BILL!46: BORIS KARLOFF - Michael Curtiz's THE WALKING DEAD (1936, HBO MAX)Crooked lawyers more evil than resurrected corpse.ORZombie plays piano worse than 'Bub' shaves.ORKarloff wins staredown close-ups duel versus Chaney.
47: LON CHANEY JR. - INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN (1957, HBO MAX)Half "Dragnet" procedural, half revenge-fueled lunkhead rampage.ORShot on location in L.A.'s brightly-lit sewers.ORWomen's only choices: burlesque dancer, cop's wife.
48: Samuel L. Jackson in Renny Harlin's THE BEAST (2026, THEATER)[In Marky Mark's voice]--'I think President Fury's driving a 'Transformer!'OROTT gore/carnage even by Harlin standards.ORCobra/SPECTRE/M.A.D/Team Rocket combine resources.
Suicide Club (2001)Can’t unsee the skin fruit roll up
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 40-42 (1992) This show isn’t kind to con artists.
Buddy (2026)Badly wants some Spirit Halloween merch coin
😂😂
Scream (1996)It’s 30 years old? Gonna cry now
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 4: THE FINAL CHAPTER (1984) Wait a sec, is Jason wearing slacks?
Innocent blood (1992)"This director’s got blood on his hands"
Cult of Chucky (2017, dir. Don Mancini)Bride, Curse, 2, 1, Seed, Cult, 3
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 5: A NEW BEGINNING (1985) Legacy sequel: Joey survived, is new Jason.
'UNIVERSAL MONSTER LEGENDS' SLOPPY AFTERLIFE SECONDS' DOUBLE BILL!
ReplyDelete46: BORIS KARLOFF - Michael Curtiz's THE WALKING DEAD (1936, HBO MAX)
Crooked lawyers more evil than resurrected corpse.
OR
Zombie plays piano worse than 'Bub' shaves.
OR
Karloff wins staredown close-ups duel versus Chaney.
47: LON CHANEY JR. - INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN (1957, HBO MAX)
ReplyDeleteHalf "Dragnet" procedural, half revenge-fueled lunkhead rampage.
OR
Shot on location in L.A.'s brightly-lit sewers.
OR
Women's only choices: burlesque dancer, cop's wife.
48: Samuel L. Jackson in Renny Harlin's THE BEAST (2026, THEATER)
ReplyDelete[In Marky Mark's voice]
--'I think President Fury's driving a 'Transformer!'
OR
OTT gore/carnage even by Harlin standards.
OR
Cobra/SPECTRE/M.A.D/Team Rocket combine resources.
Suicide Club (2001)
ReplyDeleteCan’t unsee the skin fruit roll up
TALES FROM THE CRYPT Episodes 40-42 (1992)
ReplyDeleteThis show isn’t kind to con artists.
Buddy (2026)
ReplyDeleteBadly wants some Spirit Halloween merch coin
😂😂
DeleteScream (1996)
ReplyDeleteIt’s 30 years old? Gonna cry now
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 4: THE FINAL CHAPTER (1984)
ReplyDeleteWait a sec, is Jason wearing slacks?
Innocent blood (1992)
ReplyDelete"This director’s got blood on his hands"
Cult of Chucky (2017, dir. Don Mancini)
ReplyDeleteBride, Curse, 2, 1, Seed, Cult, 3
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 5: A NEW BEGINNING (1985)
ReplyDeleteLegacy sequel: Joey survived, is new Jason.